💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1PU_uzG9Gk15 years: he still hasn't figured out that when you want to mix ingredients you want a bowl much bigger that the ingredient volume, not one where the ingredients are almost at the rim of the bowl.
Blooper reel because of Rob.

Thankfully he warned Tammy he'd be making a "big mess" in a few minutes.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Triple CARNIVORE Bacon Cheeseburger
(02/09/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1PU_uzG9Gk

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

y2mate.is - Triple CARNIVORE Bacon Cheeseburger-k1PU_uzG9Gk-720p-1707520808.mp4

I tickles me that Jack looks at this and thinks its health food.

 

[AbyssDweller]

I tickles me that Jack looks at this and thinks its health food.

Moar meat in belly --> Feel gud = Health
Checkmate, doctor

 

[lindsayfan]

Jack's recent political sperging is ridiculous the last few days. It's so boomer that it's not even worth screenshotting anymore.

what's that?? your michelle-for-president snowflake sensibilities can't handle the raw cold dangling purple truths jack spews on twitter?



ok guys, today we're doing a jakatak twitter deep dive. come in close and let's take a look at the xeets.

first, jack's thoughts on maga:


NEXT, JACK GETS DRAWN INTO A WAR OF WITS WITH A FOREIGNER WHO'S JUST TO DUMB TOO UNDERSTAND!! ENJOY THE RAPIER-SHARP REPARTEE GUYS

BECAUSE AMERICAN'S AND OBVIOUSLY YOU, FAGGOT!! ARE YOU SERIOIUS RIGHT NOW?

IF YOU THOUGHT "OK MOM" WAS SCORCHING, CHECK OUT THAT MERCILESS "OK ELON"


WHATT?? GIVE ME A BREAK! ALSO THIS GUY CLAIMS TO BE BRITISH BUT HE HAS AN ITALIAN FLAG?? COME ON GUYS


To conclude, let's turn down the heat and experience a more sensitive, even vulnerable side of Jack. He may seem like an invincible paragon of masculinity, but he's man enough to admit when he's frightened.

What is jack scared of?

Spoiler: please guess before opening!!

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Some great arm colors on this one, gawd's helping big time.

Right arm Left arm

Spoiler: Play if you dare

 

[biggacracka]

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'They steel election'

You just can't make this shit up. This stroke-brained retard writes like an actual caveman

STEEL YOU ELECTIONS

 

[Shiki Ouji]

Did anyone else catch him saying "skittle" instead of 'skillet' at around 1:06-1:07 in the latest episode?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Someone needs to call animal control on this retard.

 

[Shartavius]

Now I can’t unsee the retard fellatio. Thanks @I am Jack's dead arm

 

[AltisticRight]

Just in case anyone shares my particular type of Geoguessr autism, he bought the burger from the Circular Quay Hungry Jacks, then took a walk down Macquarie Place to the Jessie Street Gardens to dissect his lunch.
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All considered, a strange choice because if he walked in the opposite direction he could have had lunch with a view of the Opera House and Harbour Bridge instead.
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But then again, a sub-optimal decision is pretty on brand for Jack so maybe its just a chefs kiss piece of satire.

That walkway by Circular Quay station where the Hungry Jacks is located would be among one of the filthiest places in the general area. A better spot would have been Mrs Macquarie's Chair but 2.5km/1.6 miles will render the burger stone cold, as if it's not cold already.

The walk from that store to Bennelong Lawn (your third photo) is about 500-800 metres if memory serves me right, whereas Jessie Street gardens is less than 200 metres. I think he made the right decision since that area is pretty well maintained and kind of quiet. There's also more stores there to enjoy. If I were a tourist, I'd mess around the city, take the ferry, then waddle my way up to Mrs. Macquarie's chair before sunset.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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Someone needs to call animal control on this retard.

Um Jack? If whatever you're eating leaves a literal pool of grease on your plate, it's not healthy. Tard.

 

[Human Butthole]

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The Jack emoji peaking out

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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'They steel election'

You just can't make this shit up. This stroke-brained retard writes like an actual caveman

I'm actually baffled by this movement on the right that says Michelle Obama is running for President. She's never been in politics other than when she was First Lady.

Also no surprise that Fatty is a election denier.

Triple CARNIVORE Bacon Cheeseburger
(02/09/2024)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1PU_uzG9Gk

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

y2mate.is - Triple CARNIVORE Bacon Cheeseburger-k1PU_uzG9Gk-720p-1707520808.mp4

And here I was hoping that that abomination of a bun was his attempt at using "meat flour". Instead it's gross shreddy chicken with shreddy cheese and an egg.

 

[TheLazyMan]

How do you do, fellow Sports Fans? Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are gonna throw a chip stack of Three Layers of Meet Borgles cemented together with slabbed Cheeze
all sitting on a "bun" of mechanically-separated chicken flesh, and spin the Wheel Of Imminenet Medical Emergency to test Fate like fatty ManChild.
Or as we call it, "The Superb Bowel Sh!t-Off Party!"

Today! 2:15pm EST! Hey, look! a link

We might also take a look at "EV CARS STILL SUCK"</sperg> F As In FAT, but i dunno.
It might break Pink Chicken's zen. Definitely have highlight clips, though.

Watch! Consoom! Like! Susscrihbe!

We thank you as always for your loyalty and friendship.

Here's his canned chicken... so much fucking sodium. It's a 12 ounce can, and he used the whole thing

https://www.samsclub.com/p/members-mark-chunk-canned-chicken-breast-12-5-oz-6-ct/prod21041961

And then here's his parmesan, again so much fucking sodium

https://www.samsclub.com/p/members-mark-shredded-parmesan-cheese/prod5100024?xid=plp_product_5

And then he needs to put a fried egg on top of this mess with an egg already in it? And that 2nd piece of cheese, look how fucking thick that is, that's not a slice. And actually mashes this shit down with the weight of his fat arm and just digs in... it's fucking vile.
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Previously I'd have said his fat ass eats 4-5000 calories a day, this has got to be pushing 6k at this point. Of course with his body so fucking wrecked, he's probably just shitting at least 1/3 of it as grease.

So, you're saying he takes a "Superb Bowel" movement every twenty-four hours or so?
#ObviousPlugForTodaysLivestream

 

[TheMovieGuy]

20. The final results look like a mcdonalds egg puck. I hate those things so much since they have no flavor whatsoever alongside that texture and I don't know how the fuck they pull that off.

It's very possible that McDonald's sous vides their eggs. I don't know for sure, but I do know that's how Starbucks gets their egg discs and the two are similar in taste and texture.

What is jack scared of?

My guess was another stroke. I guessed wrong

Some great arm colors on this one, gawd's helping big time.

Considering how terribly he treats himself I wonder if actual arm necrosis might be on the table this year.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I'm actually baffled by this movement on the right that says Michelle Obama is running for President. She's never been in politics other than when she was First Lady.

Also no surprise that Fatty is a election denier.


And here I was hoping that that abomination of a bun was his attempt at using "meat flour". Instead it's gross shreddy chicken with shreddy cheese and an egg.

https://www.amazon.com/Carnivore-Crisps-Non-GMO-Gluten-Free-Protein/dp/B0C18LP74Q

I thought Jack was going to use that stuff, but I guess his decade of research didn't pull up what a two second Amazon search could.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

It's very possible that McDonald's sous vides their eggs. I don't know for sure, but I do know that's how Starbucks gets their egg discs and the two are similar in taste and texture.


My guess was another stroke. I guessed wrong


Considering how terribly he treats himself I wonder if actual arm necrosis might be on the table this year.

All he had to do is knick himself once with his poor knife skills and Chinese blades, and he’s going to get a blood infection that takes the arm for good if he’s lucky. I think that is what will ultimately kill him. A candy claw blood infections.

friendship.

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My thanks once again for this infectiously hillarious live interactive videon forum to scoff at Jack. You guys go above and beyond to foster the fun here . My whole family comes running to join me when I yell out synchronize youtubulators on Saturday afternoons.

 

[Shartavius]

Considering how terribly he treats himself I wonder if actual arm necrosis might be on the table this year.

Like, for dinner? We know that arm‘s gonna taste gud; on account of it’s already the color Jack considers “done.” He pronounces “carnivore” and “cannibal” the same, anyway.

 

[Dave.]

Maybe I'm just autistic, but I have a sixth sense for people who might be a threat and every time Jack smiles, it triggers that. Something about the way he smiles makes me feel uncomfortable like I have to get away as fast as possible.

 

[Tiresome]

Maybe I'm just autistic, but I have a sixth sense for people who might be a threat and every time Jack smiles, it triggers that. Something about the way he smiles makes me feel uncomfortable like I have to get away as fast as possible.

You're correctly sensing a fundamental disconnect between Jack's inner self and the face he presents to others. Thanks to his deprived upbringing and overcoddled adulthood, he has never developed a mature emotional connection with another human being in his life and he's unable to hide his total lack of empathy from the rest of the world. Thus, creepy robotic smile.