💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Fapcop]

I literally read kiwifarms on my phone in public transport, cafes and with my own account logged. Stop being so fucking paranoid. If I get beat up by a 6 foot 5, 220 pound beautiful translady then it'd be sick content for MATI and get some pity internet bux.

Also a public KF reader, and when people ask if it’s the infamous alt.right, anti LGTB hate forum, I reply with “Yes it is! Total troon death now! White power!” with an enthusiastic thumbs up.

The reception to this is unanimously positive. One time, an elderly man even got teary eyed and said: “You just keep shitposting son! My memes aren’t as kek as they used to be, but nobody wants those detestable troons gone more than me! I fought in Korea to 41% them!”

Everybody started clapping, and hollering things like “The kids are alright!” And “TTD NOW!” And then the entire bus started on impromptu but roaringly enthusiastic rendition of “Die Fahne Hoch”.

I just realized that Montagraph / Steve Quest is (currently) $1,930 away from meeting his fundraising goal in his defamation suit against your resident shyster hack lawyer.
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For those that are interested, you can donate here.

Nick may be a fag, but I believe he’s right about Monty being a pedo.

100% guaranteed. That’s the face of a man who sucks kiddie dicks, imho.

 

[Telvanni]

I literally read kiwifarms on my phone in public transport, cafes and with my own account logged. Stop being so fucking paranoid. If I get beat up by a 6 foot 5, 220 pound beautiful translady then it'd be sick content for MATI and get some pity internet bux.

We have a very neat option called Style Chooser. Pick 2021 (Stealth) and you're on your way to publically shitpost!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Nick was fun and likable and wholesome to an extent before. Now he’s some weird swinger degenerate. Maybe he was that way all along and just fell so deeply into alcoholism he stopped trying.

After these Vic comments, I believe we have the definitive answer to the "Was Nick Rekieta always a principle-less faggot that was just pretending to be a decent person in order to get viewers?" question.

I was in the "alcohol and mid-life crisis has destroyed him" camp but now I believe it instead just made the mask slip and he got tired of pretending.

 

[genericwhitemale]

After these Vic comments, I believe we have the definitive answer to the "Was Nick Rekieta always a principle-less faggot that was just pretending to be a decent person in order to get viewers?" question.

I was in the "alcohol and mid-life crisis has destroyed him" camp but now I believe it instead just made the mask slip and he got tired of pretending.

Idk. It's the eternal question that arises when someone descends into lolcowdom. Were they always this person or did the power and fame (or substances) change them? It's hard to say with Rekieta; I tend to be less pessimistic and assume people start off with innocent, altruistic intentions and slowly become corrupted, jaded and bitter over time, so I would still say Nick as a principled person until he started becoming an out of touch alcoholic swinger.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Hopefully my final crosspost from the Vic thread today, but it sounds as if the Vic case has ended with a total whimper:

LawTwitter dude says that there was supposed to be a hearing today that was cancelled, and that he talked to the court coordinator and the case appears to be over.

Vic must have checked underneath his couch cushions and found a cool half million or something.

I have to wonder if these recent developments have anything to do with Nick not wanting to talk about the case at all this week and when shamed into doing so, not even bothering doing his usual post-loss throat-clearing about how Vic is a friend and a great guy and he feels terrible for what happened or whatever.

 

[LiquidKid]

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I'm afraid to inform you guys that noseguarding can be chronic and terminal.

I genuinely want to know what their definition of “touching the cow” is. Because last I checked, it was contacting them to provoke reactions, which I haven’t seen done to Nick

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Its one thing to try and cover your tracks by putting on a guise of disingenuous sympathy, or by deflecting blame on to others. But Nick's strategy of total apathy to the whole situation is a new low. What a sleazy, unredeemable piece of shit.

It is a kindergarten tier coping mechanism. Just pretend it doesn't exist, if you can't see it or hear it, its not there, right?

I know its not a new practice for him, but before he usually utilized it against people calling him gay, or degenerate, or a cuck. But this is different, Vic has to pay nearly half a million to some lying cunts, because Rackets gave him shit advice, and he can't even acknowledge that.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So I guess vic need the charity money right now from the knives. Nick is a faggot for trying to drip feed exposing funimation corruption just to say "Uhm you guys already know." Like...no we don't.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Were they always this person or did the power and fame (or substances) change them? It's hard to say with Rekieta;

Hm, yes. Very tough question, indeed.

Has the lying faggot that "lied" about being a faggot in order to get close to Kayla always been a lying faggot? Hmm...

 

[AnOminous]

We have a very neat option called Style Chooser. Pick 2021 (Stealth) and you're on your way to publically shitpost!

Until you get Nikocado Avocaco's butthole in your face.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nearly 400k is “not much”?!
This greasy, disingenuous, piece of shit, faggot. I hope he finds a million cures for his AIDS. He’s looking like he’s going to need it.

Not many people would consider $376,592.93 "not much." Fuck you Nick you useless faggot. Neck.

I’m pretty sure he meant that there wasn’t much to talk about. He spent less than a minute on Vic and tried to escape it. So his “what’s there to to talk about? He has to pay? not much.”

Because obviously he knows if he really discusses it, he has to acknowledge how he and Ty ruined it all

 

[AnOminous]

I’m pretty sure he meant that there wasn’t much to talk about. He spent less than a minute on Vic and tried to escape it. So his “what’s there to to talk about? He has to pay? not much.”

Because obviously he knows if he really discusses it, he has to acknowledge how he and Ty ruined it all

Don't be ridiculous. You know how Nick talks. That's the way he WANTS it to sound because the way it actually is makes it look like he's a complete piece of shit.

Which he is.

Half a mil is not "not much" unless you're on Elon Musk levels of being able to throw away retard amounts of money.

This piece of faggot shit is saying he couldn't care less about how his intercession fucked over Vic.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

After these Vic comments, I believe we have the definitive answer to the "Was Nick Rekieta always a principle-less faggot that was just pretending to be a decent person in order to get viewers?" question.

I was in the "alcohol and mid-life crisis has destroyed him" camp but now I believe it instead just made the mask slip and he got tired of pretending.

I liked to laugh at Nick's autism but this Vic shit is genuinely making me MATI. This slimy strip-mall lawyer sent a man whose life was burning down to his trust-fund lawyer and pretended he was impartial. He makes bank off streaming about Vic's case and he and his faggot buddy Ty huff their own farts so much they consider victory a foregone conclusion and ruin everything because Ty is too retarded to make a sandwich let alone practice law. Now that Nick can't grift off of Vic and the anime community anymore, there's nothing to talk about and he'll ignore the $377k Vic needs to pay, I thought they were such good buddies? What an disingenuous piece of shit. I truly hope Randazza fleeces Nick for every cent and then Montegraph takes everything that's left, and Ty gets fucked over from malpractice damages.

 

[Chibitzen]

Don't be ridiculous. You know how Nick talks. That's the way he WANTS it to sound because the way it actually is makes it look like he's a complete piece of shit.

Which he is.

Half a mil is not "not much" unless you're on Elon Musk levels of being able to throw away retard amounts of money.

This piece of faggot shit is saying he couldn't care less about how his intercession fucked over Vic.

He complained his Montagraph bill is expensive and as we recall, it was less than $100K at that point. So we know that sentiment is a lie. I agree with your general assessment, but will add that it seems he gets a delightful thrill out of toying with his low IQ audience to see just how much utter nonsense they will blindly accept. He purposefully does not give full context, using weasel words and other sly baits with seemingly glaring admissions because it keeps people eating out of his hand. "Is it really true what they're saying, Mr. Creator?!".

It's too much trouble for Nick to be straight forward with both his behavior and his words. It's his audience's fault for taking him too seriously. Well, except for when they don't take his other words at face value and seriously enough. They're just too autistic to fully comprehend what he's getting at, actually. Edit: He's basically admitting he relies on they're being too stupid to fully comprehend that he's lies through his teeth regularly... the fact his fans entertain the autism smear is proof of it in his mind.

 

[waffle]

He lets his nanny go out and buy thousands of dollars worth of "snacks" for the kids, doesn't check the receipts because it's too much of a hassle, and gets his clothes through a subscription loot crate service. He's an alcoholic who buys $100 bottles of whisky. He has a heated floor in his house and a hot tub racking up massive energy bills. Not to mention how much he may have spent on his other addiction, coom.

Don't forget buying the 100k Navigator, the 90k Mustang, a 70k painting, some guitar signed by Kevin Costner? for like 10k. Oh, and the 50k+ he's spent on his lolsuit with Monty.

Just his personal LOLsuit and retarded art/collectable purchases are literally years worth of clothes boxes, snacks and gas bills. Nick is profligate with his spending on consumables, but the truly mystifying thing is how much he can spend on "durable" goods and still have nothing of note to show for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Just his personal LOLsuit and retarded art/collectable purchases are literally years worth of clothes boxes, snacks and gas bills. Nick is profligate with his spending on consumables, but the truly mystifying thing is how much he can spend on "durable" goods and still have nothing of note to show for it.

He's a dumb fucking idiot. Nick is a jackoff artist.

He complained his Montagraph bill is expensive and as we recall, it was less than $100K at that point.

Do you think it's less than that now? He's a retard.

Imagine blowing this amount of money just to falsely call someone a dude who sucks children's dicks.

I mean that's not true. Nick is lying about that. There's no basis in fact for Nick's claims. He's a LIAR!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I will never understand why "touching the cow" is not referred to as Cow Tipping.

There’s a children’s book that spawned a meme of “touch the cow, do it now”. I prefer cow tipping because it works better for branding and keeping the theme.

 

[Left Beef]

if Kayla ever finally has it with his shit, she's getting EVERYTHING because of what a worthless bastard he is.

I'm not convinced "everything" would amount to all that much in Nick's case. Didn't someone discover that they don't actually own the house outright? His source of income at this point is a complete mystery, but if it's from a trust, then that's likely out of her reach. Even if he's sitting on a big chunk of inherited wealth in joint accounts, he might be able to shield it from a claim of community property by arguing that the assets predate the formation of the marriage. (I'm not sure how it works in MN, but this is true in some states.)

People like Nick's family are very good at circling the wagons and stonewalling to protect their money. If I were Kayla I would already be talking to an attorney, even if I wasn't sure yet about pursuing divorce. The way Nick talks about her, you know he has to be anticipating it, and taking steps to protect himself. His bizarre spendthrift behavior could be part of a deliberate attempt to screw her out of liquid assets, just like what Lowtax did leading up to his divorce.

 

[feral cat #6385]

There’s an assumption in this question

Be serious! There are no women on the internet. Only men pretending to be women.

You're not the only one who's noticed. There was someone in the elissaclips comment section on YouTube who was speculating based on his appearance that Nick might have fallen while drunk, and that maybe that was what one of his stream cancellations was caused by.

Couldn't quite tell if it was just the lighting. There's so much off in those videos. Even the window shades are fucked up.

I will never understand why "touching the cow" is not referred to as Cow Tipping.

Agreed. To simply touch the cow doesn't imply one is fucking with it. Whereas tipping a cow is definitely fucking with it.

Nick summarizes what happened: "If you really want to talk about the order for Vic to pay, there you go: there's a judgment, and now he's ordered to pay, not much."

Nick adds: "I don't know anything about the case anymore."

What a piece of shit.

Until you get Nikocado Avocaco's butthole in your face.

PPP's butthole is far more aesthetically pleasing.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I'm not convinced "everything" would amount to all that much in Nick's case. Didn't someone discover that they don't actually own the house outright? His source of income at this point is a complete mystery, but if it's from a trust, then that's likely out of her reach. Even if he's sitting on a big chunk of inherited wealth in joint accounts, he might be able to shield it from a claim of community property by arguing that the assets predate the formation of the marriage. (I'm not sure how it works in MN, but this is true in some states.)

People like Nick's family are very good at circling the wagons and stonewalling to protect their money. If I were Kayla I would already be talking to an attorney, even if I wasn't sure yet about pursuing divorce. The way Nick talks about her, you know he has to be anticipating it, and taking steps to protect himself. His bizarre spendthrift behavior could be part of a deliberate attempt to screw her out of liquid assets, just like what Lowtax did leading up to his divorce.

You need to be specific with what liquid assets are. He's not a real lawyer, so he probably thinks liquid assets refers to the 30+ open liquor bottles in his streaming room alone.