💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

I assumed it flopped because it was just too damn absurd. It's a waste of packaging, needed a bigger bag, and yeah the lack of melted cheese is just... weird. That said, I have seen weirdos who like that cold clammy slice of cheese on a burger. This idiot even mentions it as if it's some sort of bonus

And you'll note it's also styrofoam. Just at exactly the point people started chimping out about styrofoam.

 

[p1138]

Hmm, out of curiosity let's see what the fat on the go like:dislikes and views appear to be right now with Rob's video being up almost a day.
Rob 104:8 1.1k views
Barrel House 55:216 1.7k views
Zoolumination 18:117 1.1k views
Strikeout Wingz 57:168 3.5k views(gee, I wonder why this one got so much attention)
Bob Marley 43:221 2k views
Cowfish 55:281 2.5k views
Vivo Italian 46:98 2.4k views
Raise the Roost 55:135 2.7k views

I don't know how Fatty could wake up and see this, and not have a fucking aneurism while maybe mentioning how much "love" everyone has given Rob on a livestream as if he's done Rob a favor.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Hmm, out of curiosity let's see what the fat on the go like:dislikes and views appear to be right now with Rob's video being up almost a day.
Rob 104:8 1.1k views
Barrel House 55:216 1.7k views
Zoolumination 18:117 1.1k views
Strikeout Wingz 57:168 3.5k views(gee, I wonder why this one got so much attention)
Bob Marley 43:221 2k views
Cowfish 55:281 2.5k views
Vivo Italian 46:98 2.4k views
Raise the Roost 55:135 2.7k views

I don't know how Fatty could wake up and see this, and not have a fucking aneurism while maybe mentioning how much "love" everyone has given Rob on a livestream as if he's done Rob a favor.

If Jack had the ability to analyze numbers, he would have stopped making videos a long time ago and also he would have realized that eating processed meat and cheese as a diet does not work.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

 

[p1138]

If Jack had the ability to analyze numbers, he would have stopped making videos a long time ago and also he would have realized that eating processed meat and cheese as a diet does not work.

If it were purely for business, sure. But we know it's just an excuse for him to be a glutton(and likely some tax fraud).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Jack's descent into his Q-anon boomerschizo arc is in full swing. Remember: The government doesn't want you to know that the cure for critically high-blood pressure is gobbling down absurd quantities of red meat and shredded cheese shaped into horrifying culinary chimeras

I wonder if he'll continue his flight from Orange County, CA Murfreesboro, TN the middle of nowhere, unincorporated rural Tennessee due to it becoming too libtarded by relocating Hammy & Co to Moscow, a city well known for its hatred of socialism and love of personal freedoms. I have to admit that it would be hilarious to see Jack driving his scootypuff around Red Square as bewildered Russians stare at this bizarre, orb-shaped American mutt like he's some sort of sideshow

Lol of course fatty loves Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin.

what happen to being fearful of the reds? the fuckin' 80's where full of anti-russian shit. remember when people like him use to hate the Russians? now 'tards like him sucking old Russian men off. christ, his generation is a compete joke.

Trump loves Putin and Russia, so retarded Republicans who worship Trump like a god now love Russia and Putin, too. Putin's intelligence agencies figured out that Trumpers were really gullible and retarded so thus they could make Trump like him and do his bidding while having Trumpers love him. Jack is a retard so it fits perfectly. "America First" means "Russia First"

"This is my buddy Rob. Please, show him some love, be nice." Jack, like CWC, thinks trolls just happen, like people staring when you're half blind, half-crippled and stuffing MEET down your throat. Jack baby, Rob is in no danger of being trolled.

Lol fatty still doesn't get that we like Rob because he's a likeable and nice person and seems like a solid cook. Jack is a horrible, shitty person who can't cook for shit

 

[AbyssDweller]

Creationists say approximately 6000 years.
Probably, his brain is melted.
Maybe your brain is melted too. Maybe mine is. Maybe all our brains are.

Jack invalidating the entirety of the Old Testament with his galaxy-brained Young Earth creationism just reaffirms my belief that he's never actually read the Bible before. He just wears his surface-level Christianity like a fashion accessory and used it to marry Hammy

This shouldn't exactly be surprising when you consider how much he struggles to read even one sentence-long superchats. He's functionally illiterate, trying to get him to read Goodnight Moon to completion would be expecting too much of him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack invalidating the entirety of the Old Testament with his galaxy-brained Young Earth creationism just reaffirms my belief that he's never actually read the Bible before. He just wears his surface-level Christianity like a fashion accessory and used it to marry Hammy

Of course he's all surface level because the man is as deep as a plate of soup.

Guy thinks the world started when Jesus was born. Dunno if that's because he's a mushbrain or he really is that stupid. Maybe both. Who knows?

 

[Goatchoker]

Cheese on a BLT is an abomination.

Rob did such a good job and I hope he gets more features on JOTG.
It probably won’t happen again if Jack can read the comments on the video though.
Way too positive lol.

 

[Vect]

I understand what american cheese is, and there are some things it works on because of how it's processed, like melting over a burger patty. Cold american cheese is fucking disgusting.

As Ralph Fiennes' character from The Menu explains, American cheese is superior on burgers because it doesn't split as it melts.

Guy thinks the world started when Jesus was born. Dunno if that's because he's a mushbrain or he really is that stupid. Maybe both. Who knows?

I used to chat with an American over TeamSpeak - really mild-manner and smart guy, who was also raised as a Creationist. When we touched on it, he said it was impossible for him to mentally conceptualize the world being older than 5000 years, which is why he couldn't buy it. Which at the same time is completely understandable, but also betrays a startling lack of perspective - a trait which obviously embodies Scalfani to the Nth degree.

 

[The Feline Solution]

been looking forward to this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5LO35XND28

Fucking Rob man You could never tell by just looking at him that he's such a dang dirty troll. Patty's on board and all, too. Did Jack contract GRIDS at one of his gay bible retreats? Looks like some early blooming Kaposi's Sarcoma on his face.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

been looking forward to this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5LO35XND28

Another stellar video, Jack is just so clueless.
I started watching Rob after he trolled Jack the first time, then ended up checking out some of his other videos. I've actually come to enjoy his channel quite a bit.
Jolly older fellow, making videos for fun, who makes some good looking food and enjoys a little trolling on the side from time to time.
Polar opposite of Jack in many ways.

 

[make_it_so]

been looking forward to this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5LO35XND28

I have not kept up with Jack's thread in ages, it's nice to see Rob is still politely trolling him.

Also, Jack looks like warmed-over death in that intro video.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking Rob man You could never tell by just looking at him that he's such a dang dirty troll. Patty's on board and all, too. Did Jack contract GRIDS at one of his gay bible retreats? Looks like some early blooming Kaposi's Sarcoma on his face.

Jack is literally too stupid to understand that unless someone is calling him a fat retard directly to his face and laughing about his imminent death, they can't possibly be trolling him.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Jack is literally too stupid to understand that unless someone is calling him a fat retard directly to his face and laughing about his imminent death, they can't possibly be trolling him.

With how much he has deteriorated mentally thanks to the food gud induced strokes i wouldn't even be sure about that. He was an exceptionally dumb, gormless motherfucker even before he became an invalid through eating.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I understand what american cheese is, and there are some things it works on because of how it's processed, like melting over a burger patty. Cold american cheese is fucking disgusting.

I like it cold when I make breakfast burritos, the texture just seems to go well with the eggs. In general I like cold cheese on my hamburgers but I also put feta on them and prefer room temperature black coffee.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

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Rob is fat and I think I have a cousin who's a GDILF chaser who would have sex with him.

 

[Banditotron]

Why do fat ugly boomers love bitmojis so much? They're fuckugly.

 

[Exist0]

That comment made me laugh.

It does indeed look like shit, Jack.

A cap on a cap? His choices fucking baffle me. Ngl, I'd rock the "Meat is Meat" Shirt. Make it black, change the font and you've got a perfectly fine death metal shirt.

Edit to add that Rob is glorious. Keep up the great work and enjoy your trip.

 

[Chernabog3000]

What gets me about these videos is how enthusiastic wife is to be apart of it. The trolling of Jack is always great but the fact he does it with his wife in toe makes it some more funnier to me. Not only does he have a wife who can operate a camera correctly and adds to his videos, he has one that allows him to partake in and shares kn his passion, trolling a quadruple stroke victim, while on fucking vacation to Australia of all time. It's truly like the icing on the cake. At least for me. Imagine asking whatever bitch you ever loved most to film and appear in this shit for you while you on vacation half way across the globe, she wouldnt but this motherfucker here won the wife lottery. I've always loved that about when he does these videos, she's always involved and she's always so fucking enthusiastic and idk if that's intentional or not but it adds a whole nother layer to the troll when you think about their respective romantic interests and the videos they've appeared in.