💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Holy fuck did I pick a good night to hit the Armenian Brandy....
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Fatrick is getting clowned on by a random fucking Kpop fan who took half a second gander at his account and arrived at the same fuckin conclusions we did after a lifetime of dedicated research and investimagation....

...AND ITS STILL GOING ON AS OF FIVE SECONDS AGO JESUS CHRIST IM GONNA CUM
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Say it with me now niggas......let us sing our chorus into the cold night air as one

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EDIT: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BLOCKED...also more Kpop speds are noticing the horror in pork
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That had to be the quickest "normie-to-patposter-to-PRISON" transformation I have ever seen.

EDIT: and now fatrick has become part of this Kpop sped and their friends' lore. I have no words, only joy.
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I swear to fucking god if this spreads further im going to whack myself off to the point of a hernia

DOUBLE NIGGER EDIT: OH MY GAWD HE REACTIVATED THE TORQUE WHEELER ACCOUNT TO NOCHILD PEOPLE WHO BLOCKED HIM
 
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Holy fuck I did not have "Fatrick draws the ire of Twitter kpop stans" on my 2024 bingo card.

I hope it permeates across their hive mind and they integrate this disgust with him so that whenever he makes a tweet he has kpop retards quote tweeting him and laughing.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Holy fuck I did not have "Fatrick draws the ire of Twitter kpop stans" on my 2024 bingo card.

I hope it permeates across their hive mind and they integrate this disgust with him so that whenever he makes a tweet he has kpop retards quote tweeting him and laughing.
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A kpop jihad against fatrick would legitimately be the funniest fucking thing on the internet since the buck breaking movie came out.

If he thinks his current rogues gallery of stalkerchilds and patposters are bad, he should prepare himself for just what these psychopathic autist neo-zoomers will do to anyone they vaguely suspect of not loving gook femboy screech rap

EDIT: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - I PRESENT THE LATEST RANDOM.TXT
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DOUBLE EDIT: Hooooooboy he is xeeting fat and furious....
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Literally every fifteen seconds at this pace.....fuck im not sure I have the stamina for this

TRIPLE EDIT: Ok he is literally xeeting every six seconds now.....fuck my ass I have never seen tism this powerful
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One would think it's Patricks plan to be hated by every demographic. Then you realize he's just too retarded to formulate such a plan and that he's just a complete asshole everyone.
 
Pim Fortuyn said:
>I'm the opposite of a zionist

Does that.. does that mean he is in favor of the abolishment of the state of Israel?
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He spoiled the new product announcement early, I can't believe it. You heard it here first, Tomlinson artisanal meats is expanding its product line, in addition to Niggeroni you can now also get artisanal Jewrizo.

You see, when the Jews dug their tunnels too greedily and too deeply, they happened upon his basement and they weren't prepared for what they would encounter.
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And now he's passing the savings on to you!
 
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he must be copy/pasting these replies by now
theres no way he can type out "this is why your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison." in six seconds on a touchscreen. even on a real keyboard this would be very fast typing.
 
DumbDude43 said:
he must be copy/pasting these replies by now
theres no way he can type out "this is why your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison." in six seconds on a touchscreen. even on a real keyboard this would be very fast typing.
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Eminently probable, however its kinda moot when you consider the logistics of his operation.

In the space of a minute he
a) collates multiple mentions from anywhere between a few seconds to literal days ago
b) sorts out which ones he is sending his prison threats to
c) decides which variety of the prison threat he will send
d) puts on any remaining final touches on the prison threats
e) physically goes through the motion of sending each one out individually

The only reasonable......ok its hilariously fucking far from reasonable but im talking about specifically in this context.....explanation is that he spends an indeterminate amount of time in preparing each wave of NO CHILD STALKER PRISON xeets and then after finishing his preparations he rapidly fires them off en masse all at once

Which is just.....unfathomably fucking pathetic.
 
Judge Holden said:
Eminently probable, however its kinda moot when you consider the logistics of his operation.

In the space of a minute he
a) collates multiple mentions from anywhere between a few seconds to literal days ago
b) sorts out which ones he is sending his prison threats to
c) decides which variety of the prison threat he will send
d) puts on any remaining final touches on the prison threats
e) physically goes through the motion of sending each one out individually

The only reasonable......ok its hilariously fucking far from reasonable but im talking about specifically in this context.....explanation is that he spends an indeterminate amount of time in preparing each wave of NO CHILD STALKER PRISON xeets and then after finishing his preparations he rapidly fires them off en masse all at once

Which is just.....unfathomably fucking pathetic.
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They call him Shotgun Pig out in the west. He racks up and fires out them replies in a spread of righteous smug buckshot mmmhm.
 
Judge Holden said:
Eminently probable, however its kinda moot when you consider the logistics of his operation.

In the space of a minute he
a) collates multiple mentions from anywhere between a few seconds to literal days ago
b) sorts out which ones he is sending his prison threats to
c) decides which variety of the prison threat he will send
d) puts on any remaining final touches on the prison threats
e) physically goes through the motion of sending each one out individually

The only reasonable......ok its hilariously fucking far from reasonable but im talking about specifically in this context.....explanation is that he spends an indeterminate amount of time in preparing each wave of NO CHILD STALKER PRISON xeets and then after finishing his preparations he rapidly fires them off en masse all at once

Which is just.....unfathomably fucking pathetic.
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I would bet, even typing with his fucking trotters, Fatrick is reasonably adept at typing out “enjoy prison, stalker child” at a respectable rate.
 
Swiss46 said:
Surely his vehicle's suspension would have given up by now if that was the case
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EDIT: ok somebody come and smash my keyboard with a sledgehammer before I begin remaking the entirity of sonichu but replacing chris with fatrick and rewriting the dialogue accordingly
 
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Judge Holden said:
Eminently probable, however its kinda moot when you consider the logistics of his operation.

In the space of a minute he
a) collates multiple mentions from anywhere between a few seconds to literal days ago
b) sorts out which ones he is sending his prison threats to
c) decides which variety of the prison threat he will send
d) puts on any remaining final touches on the prison threats
e) physically goes through the motion of sending each one out individually

The only reasonable......ok its hilariously fucking far from reasonable but im talking about specifically in this context.....explanation is that he spends an indeterminate amount of time in preparing each wave of NO CHILD STALKER PRISON xeets and then after finishing his preparations he rapidly fires them off en masse all at once

Which is just.....unfathomably fucking pathetic.
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All his tweets are SWALEPS(Sealed With A Loving, Enjoy Prison Stalker)
 
It’s a very autistic thought, but I want Putler to somehow Patpost with Tucker. Like he brings up how retarded Americans are and it’s the paint balloon Xeet.

I want reality to break like that. I want the head of a rival state to Patpost.
 
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