💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

>doctor who
isnt that show mostly watched by women and homos?

Yes.

 

[Maude Snew]

Found this on Owen A. Forrens. Pat makes a tweet both dissing his father and gratuitously insulting someone else. The man is just such an indescribable piece of shit. Why me?

"My dad is bigger than your dad he's got eight cars and a house in Ireland" - Patrick S Tomlinson 2024

Seriously though he did surpass his father in being both fat and stupid, this I can conclude even without knowing his father because he has surpassed everybody else on the planet in being fat and stupid, except for Jackie Singh. They're both tied on being gross and ugly though.

If he starts advising the Ukrainians to simply go up stairs to defeat the menace of Russian robo warfare, that’ll confirm it.

Fun fact: That's how you outmaneuver one Patrick S Tomlinson so it must work. Do have fun.

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Yes.

Hmmmmmm?

 

[Judge Holden]

After giving it some thought I can say without any irony that I would religiously watch every single episode of Nu Doctor Who so long as they recast the literal nigger faggot they have in the title role now with Fatrick, and have the show be all about him traveling through time and space to escape paying quasi, all while recruiting famous black men throughout history to fart in his wife.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

My dad takes more drugs than a touring funk band. Sing it!

"My dad is bigger than your dad he's got eight cars and a house in Ireland" - Patrick S Tomlinson 2024

Seriously though he did surpass his father in being both fat and stupid, this I can conclude even without knowing his father because he has surpassed everybody else on the planet in being fat and stupid, except for Jackie Singh. They're both tied on being gross and ugly though.


Fun fact: That's how you outmaneuver one Patrick S Tomlinson so it must work. Do have fun.


Hmmmmmm?

No stalker, he isnt't. And no stalker, he hasn't. And no stalker, he hasn't.
Yes, stalker. I did. No, stalker, you can't and no stalker, I haven't. And no, stalker, we're not.
No, stalker, you didn't. No stalker, it didn't. And no, stalker. You won't.
Enjoy prison.

 

[*sigh*]

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Yes.

With the exception of the Tom Baker era, because Tom Baker turns shit into gold.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Here’s a series of shockers:

“I am the same but louder when I’m drunk”

…he’s not aware of how bad that makes his normal self sound, is he?

He actually thinks fatly telling people to enjoy prison a thousand times a day is some kind of public service

Bringing laughter is a public service

>doctor who
isnt that show mostly watched by women and homos?

And the British

 

[grapeshark77]

This is why Pat can't blame trolls, everywhere he goes he immediately starts arguments with normies and calls them idiots/breaks out "Fuck you're stupid".

Was looking at the Blue Sky and saw this post:



Did a 2-second reverse image search.....it's a model. For sale on Ebay. Jesus, Pat.



https://archive.ph/wip/MEgZV

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Was looking at the Blue Sky and saw this post:

Pat’s boner for sending kids to war is revolting. All in support of what he refers to as his “aesthetic” of “toxic masculinity.”

Overcompensation is a motherfucker.

 

[Judge Holden]

Alrighty, we got the Fat xeet storm of the day kicking off as of 10 minutes ago. Nothing new as of yet beyond standard prison enjoyment threats but keep an eye on his feed and seed and with any luck he can be baited into a brand new way of humiliating himself

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

A professional writer, folks:

To give a bit of credit he did sort of predict the future here

 

[Maude Snew]

And the British

They already said homos.

Pat’s boner for sending kids to war is revolting.

War, his basement, it's the meat grinder for them either way. Literal or proverbial don't seem that big a difference.

 

[AGPinochet]

hrough the icy streets of some unidentified alpine village wielding a .22 machine gun, spraying him down to loud squeals of pain

Foolish Stalker Dream Child, a puny squirrel cartridge is not sufficient to bring down a Dream Hog of that size
Allow me to make a recommendation

Also

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street_5:_The_Dream_Child

 

[HarblMcDavid]

This is why Pat can't blame trolls, everywhere he goes he immediately starts arguments with normies and calls them idiots/breaks out "Fuck you're stupid".

Was looking at the Blue Sky and saw this post:

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Did a 2-second reverse image search.....it's a model. For sale on Ebay. Jesus, Pat.

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https://archive.ph/wip/MEgZV

In fairness, the model seller appears to be selling a model based on an actual thing someone took a picture of about 2 years ago.

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/destroyed-russian-armor-wolverines-red-dawn/

Given how old this is (in Twitter attention span time) I wonder what caused him to see it now.

 

[Maude Snew]

Given how old this is (in Twitter attention span time) I wonder what caused him to see it now.

Time moves more slowly the closer you get to massive gravity wells, like say a sun, a black hole, or Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Not entirely out the question. Channeling my consoomer memories I could only vaguely remember one extremely dubious pop culture source for the idea, namely the Doctor Who reboot circa the late 00s wherin a character attempts to blind a Dalek (alien nazi in a mini tank for those who wisely do not care to look in to the show's lore) with a paintball gun, and I say extremely dubious because the whole point of the scene in particular was that this did absolutely fucking nothing to stop it, and the character woulda got killed then and there were it not for plot armour.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=byoumsz4RvU
That being said if anyone is retarded enough to draw inspiration from this to suggest it be done to an IRL tank its our beloved man of pig

This needs patgpt to say "my vision is not impaired stalker those are your delusions"

Or get a dalek to say "child" that would also be funny

 

[The Auditor]

 

[Bagger 293]

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Unfortunately for him the only thing distinguishing the atalker message from what Patrick actually posts on a daily per-minute basis is signing it with the twitter username. Whoever gets that message is just going to look at his twitter and go "yep that's him," since it's exactly what he posts at everyone anyway.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yes, Patrick typically provides me with a minimum of 10 minutes of the hardest laughing of the day, day in day out and has made my life somewhat better.
Found this on Owen A. Forrens. Pat makes a tweet both dissing his father and gratuitously insulting someone else. The man is just such an indescribable piece of shit. Why me?

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And it appears that there was a truck accident involving a Thomas G. Tomlinson that apparently took place in 1973. This would put him at a credible age to be Pat's father. Thomas G Tomlinson is listed as a relative in Whitepages.

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Tomlinson was drunk driving and was treated for a shoulder injury, so it might be a different accident, or just a Porky Pat Porky.

So he's only surpassed his father in that he hasn't nearly killed someone while drunk driving? Well way to go I guess?

 

[Judge Holden]

Ooooh baby shits getting funky tonight


I checked in on the other side of this convo and it is a veritable symphony of the innocent normie suddenly being thrown into contact with Hamnesia: A Machine For Pigs

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

>I'm the opposite of a zionist

Does that.. does that mean he is in favor of the abolishment of the state of Israel?