💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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SneedYstwyth said:
A man in debt for tens of thousands to a person he utterly despises, morbidly obese and arguing with his toilet on a daily basis. What could be more pathetic (:_(
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I like to imagine its a Peewees Playhouse situation where everything in his house is alive........and everything actively chooses to dick with him


He wakes up to a comically large cuckoo alarm clock screaming "FAT FUCK.....FAT FUCK.....FAT FUCK" every time the little bird comes out.

Sighing to himself he manoeuvres himself out of bed, and the bed then loudly declares "OH GAWD MY LEGS ARE BROKEN, PLEASE STOP EATING SO MUCH".

Ignoring this latest insult, fat waddles over to the bathroom, each floorboard groaning in a way that sounds suspiciously like "queeeeeeeeer" as he treads on them.

Sighing once again he sits himself down on the toilet and empties his bowels, trying and failing to block off the performative screams of horror from the toilet peppered by remarks on how much Nikki gaped his ass last night.

Rising to the sink to wash his hands, he glances up at the mirror which reflects him being brutally assfucked in prison by large african americans.

Cursing under his breath he strips naked, to the taunting shrieks and giggles of all around him, and steps into the shower, which in the tenor of an elderly english actor remarks "by jove I must say your willy looks rather small today Mr Tomlinson, smaller than usual that is. May I enquire if its especially cold today?" Ignoring this fatrick tries to clean himself as fast as he can, but the shower keeps on talking "Also I must say those bitch tits are looking rather shiny, you may wish to see a doctor about this dear boy."

Making his way downstairs, each stair creaking the word "faaaaaaaaat" as he moves, he is greeted by his over enthusiastic couch. "WELL HELLO THERE MISTER PATRICK, BOY DID NIKKI AND RO'DAN HAVE FUN ON ME LAST NIGHT" the words stabbing into Patrick's lard encrusted heart he ignores them but the couch just keeps talking "AND POOR MISTER RO'DAN MUST HAVE HAD A TUMMY ACHE BECAUSE HE KEPT ON MAKING TOILET NOISES, AND POOR MRS NIKKI WAS SO SHOCKED SHE WAS SQEALING FOR HOURS DUHOOOY"

Suddenly the suspiciously large rotary phone rings, and desperate to end the one sided conversation Patrick lumbers over to it at full speed. "Hello Mr Tomlinson? This is Kathleen Kennedy, one of your friends sent me over a manuscript of your deconstructive Christmas Carol novel and I gotta say this is the exact kind of witty writing and heartfelt storytelling we need for our upcoming New Jedi Order Movie, I know this is sudden but would you be interested in coming to our offices to discuss a writing contract?"

Sputtering in joy and with tears rolling down his bloated cheeks Fatrick squeaks out the answer of yes "fantastic, we will send you the plane tickets to San Fransisco so you can visit our offices there, first class of course.....oh and I almost forgot....sorry this is just a formality but may as well get it out of the way now.....first we will need you to PAY QUASI YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT" at which point the phone lights up and sprays him with some suspiciously salty and opaque white fluid.

Slamming the cackling phone down, and choking back a sob fatrick makes for the front door.....only to hear a furious pounding upon it "MR TOMLINSON THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOUR HOVEL SURROUNDED AND KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! YOU HAVE PRECISELY THREE SECONDS TO OPEN THE DAMN DOOR BEFORE WE SEND IN THE SWAT TEAM!".

Flashbacks of the last time he was swatted in which an overly violent cavity search was performed right there on the front porch flooding his mind, Fatrick collapses to the floor shrieking in mindless panic as his PTSD consumes him....only for the door to then giggle "oops sorry Mister Patrick, I forgot it wasnt April 1st!" and swing open to reveal an empty porch as every item in the house begins to laugh at Pat in unison until he tearfully scurries out to the relative comfort and serenity of a local bar.
 
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FinnSven said:
He is offensive.

Finland will be pleased to become the place where Russians go to die once more.
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I vote we mend west-east relations by seeing how long does Mr tough guy lasts running through a minefield in the Finnish-Russian border during a blizzard.
 
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AN/ALR56 said:
I vote we mend west-east relations by seeing how long does Mr tough guy lasts running through a minefield in the Finnish-Russian border during a blizzard.
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The Russians might hollow him out and use him as an igloo.

His blubber and greasy hide would make for a warm and weather resistant shelter.
Smell would be awful, but that’s what vodka is for.
 
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But surprisingly, he's mostly correct.
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Pat's reasonably good at the Hard SF part of science fiction; most of the "errors" I've seen called out in this thread are cases of the commenters being stupider than Pat. I don't know how this can be reconciled with GPA 1.2 but it's rather interesting to me.
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"Oldest strategic adversary" lmao there goes 1.2 GPA General Fatton mouthing off again.
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Pat thinks France invaded Ukraine?
 
Oliver Onions said:
I thought this too, but if you look at the dates in the left side the full satisfaction comes 3 days later, so yeah I think that $5 is just fees for whatever was filed on the 2nd.
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The $5 is to make sure the payment is recorded as full satisfaction. You don't HAVE to pay but then people can ask 'did you pay this off'. People like banks who people like Patrick need because he can't afford his $2 billion yacht and they will say "Patrick go get a snackafation to this judgement" and Patrick would say "Now, stlaker banker, these criminals will never get my money. " Followed by a based W "You, banker are a criminal. Enjoy prison."
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
The $5 is to make sure the payment is recorded as full satisfaction. You don't HAVE to pay but then people can ask 'did you pay this off'. People like banks who people like Patrick need because he can't afford his $2 billion yacht and they will say "Patrick go get a snackafation to this judgement" and Patrick would say "Now, stlaker banker, these criminals will never get my money. " Followed by a based W "You, banker are a criminal. Enjoy prison."
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Please explain all that in dumbass language? I want to know why it apparently says Fatrick paid $5 and it doesn’t show what he paid Quasi this time. Where is the reference to that?
 
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"Trump is a fascist and if he wins, democracy is OVER in Amerikka !"
Also fat Pat:
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This stupid fat pussy advocating for sending Americans, other than himself, to die in a pointless conflict is infuriating. It not his problem because he's too fat, old, and stupid (yes too dumb for military service) to be drafted into that shit show. If America were to get hands on, people like this fat lump of shit should be the first ones on the plane over there. They wanted this fight they should fight it. After all, he's an expert marksman, trained knife fighter, and black belt in 5 different martial arts. Yeah I might be MATI but these chicken hawk pussies piss me off severely.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
Please explain all that in dumbass language? I want to know why it apparently says Fatrick paid $5 and it doesn’t show what he paid Quasi this time. Where is the reference to that?
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The five dollars is an administration charge to have the payment officially recorded.

If fatrick now wants to get credit, open a new bank account, or engage in other personal finance matters, this full payment will be guaranteed to show up on his credit report when the bank checks him.
 
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Please explain all that in dumbass language? I want to know why it apparently says Fatrick paid $5 and it doesn’t show what he paid Quasi this time. Where is the reference to that?
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Lenders and credit rating firms want to see settled debt.

One can pay a creditor. Once you pay them the creditor is 'done' - as in they won't respond to a lender asking if they have been paid.

The court system only has an official record of the judgement. For the clerk to enter into the record that it has been paid the clerk of the court takes $5 in Wisconsin.
 
Everyone can join Blue Sky now:

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Pat takes his Twitter posts and re-types them on there to get 4-5 likes, it's a very dead site. They have strict TOS so I can see him getting into an argument with a Republican and getting banned within the week.

EDIT: they hate his General Fatton takes there, too! He broke out the "son".

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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
This stupid fat pussy advocating for sending Americans, other than himself, to die in a pointless conflict is infuriating. It not his problem because he's too fat, old, and stupid (yes too dumb for military service) to be drafted into that shit show. If America were to get hands on, people like this fat lump of shit should be the first ones on the plane over there. They wanted this fight they should fight it. After all, he's an expert marksman, trained knife fighter, and black belt in 5 different martial arts. Yeah I might be MATI but these chicken hawk pussies piss me off severely.
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Pat in a war with his paint filled water balloons and Stargate gun might be worth it though...
 
DiggieSmalls said:
I thought i remembered that correct. He's such a shitlib though.
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Nah, that still implies he has any political opinions of his own. He's more like a fat retarded parrot for "the right side of history" people.
 
Patrick doesn't seem to have his own political opinions, he just appears to repeat what the TV tells him. I would call him a repeater station in the sense of a radio repeater. I am interested in why he calls himself a conservative. Did he consider himself a Republican in the Dubya era because they were the establishment and pro-war party back then and that is who the TV supported back then? Do we have any knowledge of him prior to 2008?

Or does he call himself a conservative because he has a gun, he is an "actual tough guy" and drives a really cool car, despite taking the standard shitlib position on everything?

Also, if you are so keen on war, then sign up for it you fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
This stupid fat pussy advocating for sending Americans, other than himself, to die in a pointless conflict is infuriating. It not his problem because he's too fat, old, and stupid (yes too dumb for military service) to be drafted into that shit show. If America were to get hands on, people like this fat lump of shit should be the first ones on the plane over there. They wanted this fight they should fight it. After all, he's an expert marksman, trained knife fighter, and black belt in 5 different martial arts. Yeah I might be MATI but these chicken hawk pussies piss me off severely.
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Chickenhawk shitheads like Pat need to read more history, specifically soldiers' memoirs and the stories of battles that went catastrophically wrong for one side.

Let him read about what it's like to be a soldier: the long-term separation from family and home, the lack of sleep, the bad food, the endless boredom in between moments of brain-scrambling, pants-shitting terror as some assholes you've never met try to kill you and all your friends, and the physical, mental, and emotional toll of extended combat. Let him read about what it's like to see a human being comprehensively disassembled by machine guns and artillery. Let him read about the mud and gore of trench warfare, the smothering horror of gas attacks, the impersonal annihilation of firebombing raids that erased entire cities. Let him read about what happens to civilians caught in the crossfire, the starvation and disease and mass rapes and looting and murders. Let him read the histories of battles like Cannae, Hattin, Agincourt, Lützen, Malplaquet, Badajoz, Waterloo, Balaclava, Fredericksburg, Verdun, Stalingrad, Kursk, Arnhem, Iwo Jima, Dien Bien Phu, and Fallujah. Let him comprehend, as best as his addled brain can understand, the human cost of war. Then he can howl for blood and death all he likes, and I won't say one damned word against him. But until then, he needs to shut his fat fucking mouth.

"It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell." --William Tecumseh Sherman, who knew this as well as anyone in history can know it.
 
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