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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
Based tradwife still uses MP3 😁

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feral cat #6385 said:
Watching these people stream. They are so geeky and 'tistc they make me feel like a giga chad.
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Are we still playing the 2010s rule of if a girls geeky its cute?
 
Views were around 808ish when I saw them highest, but I joined in pretty late so it was probably higher at the top.

  • Commissions open wednesday, is working on regulating the price for beanies as there's plenty of reasons to upcharge compared to her original prices
  • Cat's name is Nebula (Nebby). There are four cats in her home and two of them are hers.
  • Hasn't talked to Jimmy- clarifies at one point that it's not for any reason she just hasn't talked to anyone and has been enjoying being in her "cave." Jimmy's in her chat though for a moment
  • Content ideas: MW Crochet, TuThurs Gaming Streams (That's a packed schedule and she's never going to keep up with it). Getting a prebuilt gaming PC. She's sitting in a camping chair and doesn't have a real desk yet. Wants to do co-op Smash with Shinji. Wants to do "guitar videos"
  • Nifty: cabbage fart, kimchi, rotten cabbage smell
  • Took home the shark mask from behind the bar
  • "Things I can't mention yet" are happening with Duany'ay. Obviously going to stream with him later this week
  • Fishtank helped her not be on her guard so much in a strange way
  • Gained 10lbs in the tank
  • Has a fender Stratocaster
  • Holding her phone for the first time after the tank felt "wrong"
  • Can't reminisce yet, doesn't know how to answer best and worst moments yet. Ultimately says her favorite moment was learning to box with Sam
  • Kept the striped shirt and shorts from when she was eliminated
  • Realizes she played the game too hard, did it to win but it fucked her over. No hard feelings
  • About finally seeing the Jimmy mallet video: "that was fucked."
  • No TTS PTSD
  • Hasn't encountered a fan yet
  • About Charleston White: "I was actually kinda scared for a minute."
  • Hasn't read the Fishtank thread on KF. Afraid to look
  • Doesn't know what Cole is up to and hasn't checked
  • When she was eliminated, she says she was expecting it. Was sad, knew it was part of it.
  • "JImmy collab stream when," "Ah, I'm not sure about that one." Says she is being nice to Jimmy but doesn't know if she wants to - if she wants to- I don't know~ Doesn't want to get involved, doesn't want drama. Will be amicable, doesn't want to be tied up in "Jimmy drama." Very fixed on the idea of avoiding "Jimmy drama."
  • Only smoked one cigarette since being home.
  • Favorite TTS: the shit they were saying to Charleston
  • Plans to invest her money
  • She would've been milder if she could change her strategy, be less aggressive.
  • Misses the structure and activities of the tank
  • Agrees she has grown as a person since the tank
  • 3 Foot World - control the space around you in a 3ft direction, dont worry about what else is in the building you are clearing (made up by a navy seal talking about clearing buildings)
  • About Chris Chan- she didnt know about him until the summer he was arrested, waited a year to look into him, then sent a prison letter asking about his "psychology"
  • Is going to set up a PO Box
  • Aims to stream again on Friday
  • Would do a CK3 stream with TJ. Would play Morrowind with Greg. Idk how either of those things would work.
  • Cried more when she went to the basement after being eliminated, teared up when it all ended, teared up when she got home
  • Has yet to see what the final point scores were during the Swamp Olympics
  • Some retard asks her if she still believes it's a government conspiracy and she has to tell them it was a mission
  • Would stream full time "If it works." Would do reaction streams.
  • "Do i think they should have brought back summer as a freeloader? No absolutely not"
It's dragging, I'll post here and add more if there's anything but I'm expecting probably not
  • Felt relief when TJ burnt her crochet bag because it was already covered in spoiled milk and she'd convinced herself she was going to wash it by hand and was glad she ultimately wouldn't be doing that
  • "I dont have a kiwifarms account i have an onion farms account though" "I don't get on kiwi farms much" "Kiwifarms has a lot more goin' on, maybe that's why I prefer onion"
  • She says she would stream with Jimmy now but just doesn't want drama. So idk, that sounds like she probably would but in like a couple months when there's less heat lol
  • She has a tattoo that says "Be Silently Drawn" which matches Billy Joe Armstrong's because she is cringe
  • Her mom screamed at the TV when she shaved her head
 
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Here were a couple of mine that ill add to the list
  • Tay sent a letter to chris chan to ask WTF (his mental condition) no response
  • doesn’t want kids (its Joever taytriots)
  • both parents “really proud”
  • Gets yarn from hobby lobby (for anyone who crochets)
  • never met sam before this
  • asked how did they know she was a fan, response “just look at me”
  • not mad at TJ for incinerating bag
  • Fatty smelt of "filth and weed"
 
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Turns out Tay is a special girl. She has TWO pussies.

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Greg is in the chat.
 
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its a mini Aussie Shepard
 

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She came across a lot better than the other fishtank people. And had cute pets. Cute pets really elevate a stream.

And having two cats, I can tell what her girl cat was doing behind the chair. I would recognize that pose anywhere. My cat does the same thing when I'm on conference calls.
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Trish said she was going to stream on Twitch but instead put it on Youtube: https://youtu.be/UuWS4zYpiWY
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Well she is getting more views than Brian....
 
> Realizes she played the game too hard, did it to win but it fucked her over. No hard feelings

Tay did nothing wrong. The Wiggers and Sam sending the wrong message two seasons in a row.
 
This isn't new I just wanted to say doing an entire photoshoot where you mock the time you literally assaulted a 5'1" woman is so incredibly embarrassing. Imagine taking this photo and thinking "yeah I want my face associated with attacking small women"
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Sicko Hunter said:
This isn't new I just wanted to say doing an entire photoshoot where you mock the time you literally assaulted a 5'1" woman is so incredibly embarrassing. Imagine taking this photo and thinking "yeah I want my face associated with attacking small women"
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It’s going to be a post season tradition that the retard of the tank is convinced to partake in an embarrassing photo shoot by the same scammer. So far we are 2/2.
 
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