💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack is one of the few people stupid enough to starve to death at a buffet.

"Why wasn't I told that I could get the food myself?"

"Um, sir....this is a buffet. It's implied that you go to the table and get it yourself'

"I'm giving this place 1/10....no, i'm giving it a zero because you're not shoveling the food directly down my throat"

Necroposting, but the Wynn incident is so ridiculous that it’s always relevant (and recently revisited on PCTLM).

I’ve been to the Wynn buffet. I got the “premium package” which is nothing more than paying in advance for priority seating, Truth be told this was not even necessary as we were seated immediately upon arrival, but I was not interested in taking chances, so I did my own research.

The Wynn buffet is nothing more than superb. I’m not a buffet guy by any means, but this was a delightful experiece. The service and food was absolutely spot on.

I thought of Jack‘s deprecated arm (his candy claw) as I feasted on multiple types of crab legs And lobster. Jack couldn’t do this because he needs two hands. I was extremely thankful for the use of both of my hands so that I could try all of the fresh squeezed juices and enjoy the salmon salad and caviar bar. I was thankful to be able to shrug off a $600+ bill for my family (inclusive of alcoholic drink packages). Jack wasn’t thankful for anything on thanksgiving. He was a malcontent asshole to everyone.

I was also thankful that my wife hit a table game after the meal and won $1500, and offered to pay me back for the meal. But I was thankfull that she won, and i told her to keep the money (promptly spent on anothet Pair of Loubs)

I fully recommend the Wynn buffet. but Please don’t dress like a slob. You’ll stand out amongst the mostly European tourist clientele. But do go hungry, and eat slow (unlike sloppy americans like Jack).


save room for dessert. Holy shit my brothers in Christ. The dessert menu is a preview of heaven.

Lastly, Tip your waiter as if it’s a normal meal. You’re at the fucking Wynn. Look around you. Notice the brass inlays in the tile floor. Notice the thick pile carpets. Notice the artwork and attention to detail everywhere. This isn’t a place that pinches Pennies anywhere. This is the classiest resort in Vegas. Act appropriately.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

So in the new wing warz, he declares the barrel house is tied for first place with jumbo delicious. He says it twice. But the last place he went was...not jumbo delicious? I think he may not be an accurate warz historian, and now we are all doomed to repeat it.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

So in the new wing warz, he declares the barrel house is tied for first place with jumbo delicious. He says it twice. But the last place he went was...not jumbo delicious? I think he may not be an accurate warz historian, and now we are all doomed to repeat it.

He's done videos on jumbo and delicious before and in the last wing wars video he mentioned that jumbo and delicious was still the best.

 

[Remember to dilate]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=82sJRV1RYqc
Didn't see this posted in the thread. It's always a great time when these two galactic beluga brains collide.

Best part in this is when Charles talks about how he practices dry firing his gun in the garage like a mall ninja with a katana. It's also pretty pathetic he goes to gun classes twice a week where they shoot Lazer guns at targets. This will definitely help when the apocalypse comes.

 

[Adamska]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=82sJRV1RYqc
Didn't see this posted in the thread. It's always a great time when these two galactic beluga brains collide.

Love the cowardice in avoiding demonetization here with the thumbnail. It's not going to matter because of the title, but I just find it amusing Jack tried to be cute with this one.

Best part in this is when Charles talks about how he practices dry firing his gun in the garage like a mall ninja with a katana. It's also pretty pathetic he goes to gun classes twice a week where they shoot Lazer guns at targets. This will definitely help when the apocalypse comes.

Too much of a puss to actually just snag a box of ammo and go down to a range. Also if it's a rimfire piece he can run risk of damaging it; most guns aren't bothered by dry fire anymore due to modern manufacturing, but still.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.

Here is the rub he used:

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_AYdLNOnYHere is the rub he used:
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Good to see Tammy cooking up viewer suggestions

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_AYdLNOnY

Good to see that Tammie and Jack finally cooked their chicken all the way through.

 

[p1138]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_AYdLNOnYHere is the rub he used:
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And once again Fatty has coated meat with sugar(3 types even), and has used so much he's caramalized and then burned it on the food. I'm sure he's the one who told Tammy when to take them off the grill, but it's also hilarious that he can't even go outside(he's got his camera zoomed because he's sitting inside the house) and use a pair of tongs to put chicken on a fucking grill.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_AYdLNOnYHere is the rub he used:
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Poor seasoning job, but got some nice char on those wings.

Carnivore cheating aside, it's probably Tammy's dump truck that makes the magic happen.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Poor seasoning job, but got some nice char on those wings.

Carnivore cheating aside, it's probably Tammy's dump truck that makes the magic happen.

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Badonk

 

[Shartavius]

That ass only makes me wonder if she’s wearing one of Jack’s used diapers.

 

[curbside2]

And once again Fatty has coated meat with sugar(3 types even), and has used so much he's caramalized and then burned it on the food. I'm sure he's the one who told Tammy when to take them off the grill, but it's also hilarious that he can't even go outside(he's got his camera zoomed because he's sitting inside the house) and use a pair of tongs to put chicken on a fucking grill.

His ability to stretch diets to their breaking point is impressive. Half his face is melting off and he speaks at .75 speed on a good day. But here he is coating his wings with sugar.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

What the fuck does that even mean? Also, what an amazing perspective to have! We aren't immortal so why bother even trying to be healthy? To Jack there is no difference between an 85 year who gets cancer and dies with family members at his side vs a 60 yo guy who suffers a stroke and lives the remaining 20 years of his life in a facility needing around-the-clock care. "It ends bad for everyone". Fuck off, Jack.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Come on in close, foodjacks, and get ready for some sugar wings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ex_AYdLNOnYHere is the rub he used:
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Just a friendly reminder to our viewers at home.

In order for the nutritional facts to say "less than 1 gram of X) it must show the values of a serving size that would yield approximately 85% or less of a gram.

In this case, the dry rubs surving size is 1/4th teaspoon. This is tiny. Enough for Jack to maybe coat one bite of food.

This is why, despite sugar being the first ingredient listed, it "contains" less than 1 gram of sugar per serving.

Picture for reference what 1/2 teaspoon looks like (i couldnt even find a 1/4th, so this is double a serving size)

Edit: I just checked, and, ironically, a teaspoon of sugar contains 4g of sugar. Meaning 1/4th is about a gram, just slightly over the cusp of what Jacks dry rub contains. He is litterly coating his wings in flavored sugar.

 

[densedance]

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What the fuck does that even mean? Also, what an amazing perspective to have! We aren't immortal so why bother even trying to be healthy? To Jack there is no difference between an 85 year who gets cancer and dies with family members at his side vs a 60 yo guy who suffers a stroke and lives the remaining 20 years of his life in a facility needing around-the-clock care. "It ends bad for everyone". Fuck off, Jack.

"It ends bad for everyone" Does he mean that we all are going to die at some point?

 

[lindsayfan]

damn the cunnysmores working! look how much jack's right arm has slimmed down... it's so narrow now, like a purple pipe cleaner. miraculous


highlight of the video is jack belching "thank you tammy for your help" and her responding with stony silence. long seconds of just the tongs clanging against the tray (with no silicone underneath) and the whistling wind.

 

[Gulls on Film]

It's impressive how he keeps coming up with new ways to make his wife cook outside in winter.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Saving this picture so that I can gloatingly re-post it when it does, in fact, end bad for Jack.

 

[Stan]

Total narc gross behavior. She should absolutely murder him in his sleep or put cyanide his next Costco chicken. I’m sure no jury would find her guilty after watching this.

Find her guilty? My man, if she is careful about that inheritance powder I don’t think anyone would suspect a thing. Jack has been in ailing health for years.

meat flour.

:eyebleed: this is going to make some abominations for sure

...How does Jack wipe?

Shittens, the baby wipe that’s been made into a mitten.

"It ends bad for everyone".

>_> I thought this guy was Christian? What happened to the Life and the Way? Ye who die in Jesus will live in eternal life etc.?

It’s fine if you don’t believe that but you’d think Jack would.