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teriyakiburns said:
Excess oestrogen causes a marked increase in stinky sweat.
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The troon at my old job smelled like an onion committed suicide.
I always assumed the onion-y part was from all the exogenous, synthetic estrogen.
Still distinctly male though. Very "stereotypical teenage boy's room, with a side of onions".
Jizzrag said:
Yeah I’m sure no one has a clue…
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They get such a kick out of deceiving people. Like everyone knows this guy is a man, he knows everyone knows, but deception is like psychological candy to him, so he needs to craft a narrative where he tricked everyone at the Christmas party.
 
TyrasGuard said:
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Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify him taking advantage of a mental illness to not go to work. They don't buy his bullshit. His wagie contract is terminated.

The cherry on top is at the end.
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Rare W from Human Resources :story:

Don't they want soooo bad to be treated like a human? And they're mad when someone does??

Mental gymnastics should be an Olympic sport
 
Scenario: A gay male couple both troon out, but one will keep his dick.
The one who will keep his dick has a question.
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Am I understanding this correctly? Wants a vagina, never saw one? :roll:

But the real horror is in the answer.
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Got that? No long term care. When you're done, you're done.
 
Geraldine said:
Scenario: A gay male couple both troon out, but one will keep his dick.
The one who will keep his dick has a question.
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Am I understanding this correctly? Wants a vagina, never saw one? :roll:

But the real horror is in the answer.
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Got that? No long term care. When you're done, you're done.
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There's no short-term care either. These butchers are nothing more than con-artists. The "patient" is nothing but a mark, a target to be swindled. Downplay all of the effects, lie about the results, promise them it's perfectly legit, and the moment that surgery is done and the check clears, the scheme is complete. These people get ghosted mere days after the procedure in some cases, or they're simply told "everything is fine, just keep dilating."

And then, just like every other scam, they get passed along to other scammers, who promise to fix the problems the original scammer created. The unwitting mark, having already demonstrated his gullibility, believes the second scammer, never realizing that he is also in on the scam, and will swindle the patient for thousands more to "fix" the problem. It's all one giant fucking scam, except it's perfectly legal and there's no liability on the part of the scammers. No refunds, suckers.
 
TyrasGuard said:
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Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify him taking advantage of a mental illness to not go to work. They don't buy his bullshit. His wagie contract is terminated.

The cherry on top is at the end.
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It's not a point system you mental midget, the system literally counts, down to the second, how much you work and tally it up. Every second above 8 hours is counted as overtime and anything under is deducted. Basically, if you've got some overtime hours built up, you can use it to leave early or even get yourself a day off. I don't know how different is it in the US, I'm on a different continent, but I'm pretty sure there's more to his firing than missing a single day. At the Amazon branch here, if you have a full shift's worth of minus hours, the shift manager will ask if you want to work a sixth day that week, maybe the next or take the hit to your paycheck. Repeated unexcused absences would get you fired, but definitely not the first time. This guy had to have been an absolutely insufferable cunt they couldn't wait to get rid of and he just handed them the perfect opportunity to do it.
 
TyrasGuard said:
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Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify him taking advantage of a mental illness to not go to work. They don't buy his bullshit. His wagie contract is terminated.

The cherry on top is at the end.
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Your proof and notice that TROONZ and POONZ have zero intention on transitioning. Because if they did, they are (no they're not) the opposite sex and ergo STRAIGHT, or ghey, which is basically straight these days.

Can't move them goalposts and cry bully when you achieve EQUALITY.

Sux to sux!
 
TRA compares an inner gender identity to gravity.AKA we can't see it but know its real.Just ignore the fact that we have evidence of gravity existing unlike an "inner feeling" of gender identity because if it existed then MRI brain scans would be a part of the transitioning process to prove a patients issues were them being "born in the wrong body". 1a0c10ba-c1ac-5047-8e99-f418ab344fce.jpg
 
Kumquat said:
There's no short-term care either. These butchers are nothing more than con-artists. The "patient" is nothing but a mark, a target to be swindled. Downplay all of the effects, lie about the results, promise them it's perfectly legit, and the moment that surgery is done and the check clears, the scheme is complete. These people get ghosted mere days after the procedure in some cases, or they're simply told "everything is fine, just keep dilating."

And then, just like every other scam, they get passed along to other scammers, who promise to fix the problems the original scammer created. The unwitting mark, having already demonstrated his gullibility, believes the second scammer, never realizing that he is also in on the scam, and will swindle the patient for thousands more to "fix" the problem. It's all one giant fucking scam, except it's perfectly legal and there's no liability on the part of the scammers. No refunds, suckers.
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It's almost like men aren't designed to have our dicks and balls cut off and replaced with an open wound.
 
TyrasGuard said:
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Troon was SO mentally affected by a bill that he missed work days. He is begging his therapist to justify him taking advantage of a mental illness to not go to work. They don't buy his bullshit. His wagie contract is terminated.

The cherry on top is at the end.
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Hopefully this is also demonstrative that even the soulless fake people who work in the parasitic field of HR have had enough of troon bullshit.
 
Coo Coo Bird said:
(if you look at the background, you can see attachments for electric clippers)
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Rectified.
Coo Coo Bird said:
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That passive-aggresive bitch phrase again...

Anyway, all those movies she names are so white you couldn't make them today, and punk and grunge were also whiteyville back then.

That's what happened ma'am, too bad you can't see it but then again I'm not the nutcase abandoning my family to LARP as a manlet stylist...
 
veakion said:
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Looked through their history. Interests include Country Humans, Hetalia, Vocaloid, and Hazbin Hotel,
She mentioned her dad is paying for her T, as well as overall not liking her family. She posts on CPTSD support groups but also a lot on r/Autism.
Here's two posts I'd like to point out:
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This to me is extremely concerning.
She does not have her age listed on her account, but her posts and drawings heavily indicates she is underaged. Why is this a problem? She posts on r/GrowYourTDick. She posted a nude of her "t dick".
I could be wrong though, she could very well simply be too autistic to be functional by herself and hence why she lives with family having them pay for her expenses..... Hopefully that is the case.
 
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deermeat said:
Looked through their history. Interests include Country Humans, Hetalia, Vocaloid, and Hazbin Hotel,
She mentioned her dad is paying for her T, as well as overall not liking her family. She posts on CPTSD support groups but also a lot on r/Autism.
Here's two posts I'd like to point out:
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This to me is extremely concerning.
She does not have her age listed on her account, but her posts and drawings heavily indicates she is underaged. Why is this a problem? She posts on r/GrowYourTDick. She posted a nude of her "t dick".
I could be wrong though, she could very well simply be too autistic to be functional by herself and hence why she lives with family having them pay for her expenses..... Hopefully that is the case.
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OP is fucking underage :cryblood:
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countrybumpkin said:
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"I have a few cis female friends who are also kind of jealous by how well I pass"

The phrasing here is interesting. Note how they're not just impressed by the fact that he passes as a woman, they're actually jealous- the implication being that these cis women he knows are somehow doing a lesser job of passing as female than he is.
I don't know about you but that sounds entirely plausible to me, it couldn't be that this guy is just autistic and has totally misread the situation or something.

"I also have autism."

Oh.

By the way the troon who posted this goes by "CrazyKnowledge5301". I wasn't able to dig up any photos of him but if anyone else somehow can, you just know they're going to be an absolute riot.
Googling the username led me to this YouTube channel which I cannot confirm is his, but the content is certainly autistic enough to be.
 
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