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We now have confirmation that Jack ate the pork belly covered in bbq sauce and onion jam at Barrel House. Also, Tammy mentioned that she's currently only eating vegetables, so the pork belly was all Jack's.
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As if Fatty is one to talk
Immediately complains there's no signage for the place(there's a sign on the street visible on google)
:30 "I let jeanette think of new places and I chose this over the rest" Almost sounds like he asked for an idea, and then just threw out anything she suggested. It's likely he meant they just picked this one
:50 Fatty makes it a point to order an icewater while filming. There isn't a damn carnivore thing on the menu.
1:57 They actually paid $9 for some deviled eggs. I don't think I've ever paid for deviled eggs in my life. It's a slideshow of bullshit from his twitter a few days ago. The top right image is "burnt ends" covered in onions and some kind of sauce. Bottom right that looks like a melted fish fillet or something is supposed to be a twice baked potato
4:00 Fatty claims there isn't enough salad dressing, Jeanette states it looks fine because she doesn't like her salad dripping in it.
4:20 Fatty eats part of the burnt ends that are slathered in sauce an onions. Carnivore... right...
5:10 has to show the camera he's proud of taking a bite of chicken
6:05 A+ lots of GUD MEAT
6:50 He forgot the name of the damned restaurant they're standing in the parking lot of...
edit: Mundane Ralph beat me to it
Immediately complains there's no signage for the place(there's a sign on the street visible on google)
:30 "I let jeanette think of new places and I chose this over the rest" Almost sounds like he asked for an idea, and then just threw out anything she suggested. It's likely he meant they just picked this one
:50 Fatty makes it a point to order an icewater while filming. There isn't a damn carnivore thing on the menu.
1:57 They actually paid $9 for some deviled eggs. I don't think I've ever paid for deviled eggs in my life. It's a slideshow of bullshit from his twitter a few days ago. The top right image is "burnt ends" covered in onions and some kind of sauce. Bottom right that looks like a melted fish fillet or something is supposed to be a twice baked potato
2:22 "bang bang tacos" is what Jeanette ordered, and fatty specifically says "I'm going to let you try it first" as if he's going to eat a taco that isn't carnivore. Tammy got the twice baked potato and the crappy looking salad. Fatty asks what's inside the potato, and is surprised that potato is what's inside potato. He's apparently never heard of a twice baked potato even though you think he would since it means covering a baked potato in cheese.
4:00 Fatty claims there isn't enough salad dressing, Jeanette states it looks fine because she doesn't like her salad dripping in it.
4:20 Fatty eats part of the burnt ends that are slathered in sauce an onions. Carnivore... right...
5:10 has to show the camera he's proud of taking a bite of chicken
6:05 A+ lots of GUD MEAT
6:50 He forgot the name of the damned restaurant they're standing in the parking lot of...
edit: Mundane Ralph beat me to it
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Imagine the absolute mental horror he’d suffer every day, watching Tammy empty a container of Diabetisource AC into his gravity bag, as opposed to the meat purée he so desperately craves…and being so disabled, he can’t even communicate that to her.
He’d be left to endure the sensation of frantically banging on the glass while those on the other side don’t hear or notice. And it’d be in the context of GIMME MOAR MEAT GUD.
I think it’s cope. He set high expectations, and they’re not being met. Though he uses Charles as his guide 100%, he’s probably very jealous of his brother’s “success” on cunnywhore, and the nagging reminders that one needs to do more than eat to maintain themselves are creeping back into his mind. And we know Jack doesn’t want to do any of that pesky exercise or eat any of those yucky veggies!
Maybe he honestly sees this “diet” as his last hope, to where if it doesn’t
Literally openly embracing this:
It would explain why he’s clinging so dearly to the minimal perceived “benefits” from the new diet, and all the positives he lies (or at least overly embellishes) about.
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spite
and sprite (diet of course)
He's absolutely not "overly embellishing" shit. Eating nothing but undercooked meat is not going to reverse the damage of multiple strokes. Everything he's claiming that diet is fixing is an absolute lie. He's using the carnivore diet as to excuse to eat meat 24/7 and not eat any vegetables and he's going to lie about how "great he's feeling" until he suffers the final impact and sashays off this mortal coil.
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Troons feel great when they violate boundaries and invade spaces for the opposite sex. IV addicts feel great when the drug hits their bloodstream. Deviants feel great when cutting off their oxygen for erotic activities. Rapists and killers feel great while engaging in their crimes.
Just because something feels great, doesn’t mean it’s ethical, moral, sane, or- especially in Jack’s case- healthy. Such a maddeningly infantile level of thinking, even though it’s completely typical for Jack.
Black text on that shade of yellow? Fucker is literally conjuring up thoughts of PPE you’d wear when dealing with chemicals or biohazards. Real smooth there, Jacko…
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Well only that bulldogs are inbred, have breathing problems and bad joints.
Beyond that? I'd rather spend time with a bulldog than Fatty there.
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He is not, his body is currently inhabited by an ancient flesh-eating demon. The latest stroke was due to the entity possessing him and expelling his soul.
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Your precious fat jr did this. He gets dumber by the day.
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Onions, sugary BBQ sauce and sesame seeds; all known animal products. Glad to see that our favorite fat retard is dedicated enough to stick with his CARNUHVOAR diet for so long
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I have to say that Charles is a real creep of a human being. The kind that is so self-assured and narcissistic that he is giving his crippled brother with a history of 4 strokes advice like not caring what his blood pressure, blood sugar or weight numbers are. Fortunately, the victim in all this is Jagoff and I truly hope Charles fucks him up with his "just trust me, bro" guidance.
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Jack is telling Charles that he's sticking to his diet and he's not. We already caught him with the pork belly. Imagine what else he's been up to? Charles is telling Jack this based on his brother's lies.
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To add to that, I guarantee you Charles didn't tell him to eat literally as much as Jack can shovel down his throat, as long as it's an animal product. It was probably more like 'Eat lean meat, lightly salted, about two pounds a day. You'll get your calories and won't feel hungry.'
Somehow Jack turned that into eating as much fatty meat, cheese, and 'whatever comes out of a shaker' as his bowling ball gut will hold.
Charles is a weirdo in his own right, but it seems more like this was attempt #532 to get Fatty to try something to change his life, and Fatty just warped it like he does everything else. I'm pretty sure it's the entire rest of the family that tried to get him to do keto, tried to get him to do p90x, tried to get him to do the profile by sanford shit but Fatty just lies and quits every single time. Realistically, what can Charles do about his grown ass man of a brother? Yeah, he could publicly call him out on his bullshit, but we know damn well that won't actually change what Fatty does either. Charles does actually bring up fairly regularly(even before Fatty started his carnivore larp) portion control, not eating till physically full, only eating for energy, etc. Fatty is so stubborn, actually calling him out on his bullshit would just result in a tantrum and whining about how his family has become LIBRUHL with an "agenda" and weakly attempt to disown them.
That's so on brand for Jack it hurts.
"Restaurant Roulette! No, not that one! No, not that one either!"
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He went to hell but his fat body caused a traffic jam so satan decided it was not worth it.
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Nobody asked for a mukbang jack. We just want proof that you’re able to eat an entire rotisserie chicken.
Is this honestly in doubt? They're what, 3-4 pounds? He could put away 2 pounds of chicken minus the carcass in a sitting. The man eats a pound of raw beef and a pound of cheese for lunch already.