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💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jack is definitely on his scooty puff for this video. Not sure what the fabric thing on his scooty puff is, but it can be seen in a few shots on the bottom middle of the screen.
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Gold Kiwi is always the best Kiwi. Rob is right on the money with this one.
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From having laughed my ass off at that book, I’d heartily endorse it as being worth five dollars - But don’t want a penny going to that 52 year old miscarriage.
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wholesome uncle rob out there livin his best life. he's looking a little trimmer too, i think!
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In that last image, he's next to Todd English, who towers over him. Thing is, Todd English is 5'7". Jack confirmed for teeny obese manlet.
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They'll somehow try to say that the beer is gluten free beer, even though 99.9% of all beers are brewed with barley.
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at first i thought this might be jack's massive hard-on protruding into the foreground of every shot
...perhaps a side effect of his proximity to so many delicious exotic meats?
it really reaches full engorgement here. jack clearly has a type
...but no (alas?) it's just a bag someone dropped on top of him, since tammy and her lesbian partner have come to rightly regard the spherical, mostly-dead dwarf in the Power Chair as basically a rolling luggage cart, a lopsidedly leering roomba that follows them through daily life asking plaintively "so what's this called again?"
best quote of the video:
"the asians, they have that artistic eye, i'm telling you."
...perhaps a side effect of his proximity to so many delicious exotic meats?
it really reaches full engorgement here. jack clearly has a type
...but no (alas?) it's just a bag someone dropped on top of him, since tammy and her lesbian partner have come to rightly regard the spherical, mostly-dead dwarf in the Power Chair as basically a rolling luggage cart, a lopsidedly leering roomba that follows them through daily life asking plaintively "so what's this called again?"
best quote of the video:
"the asians, they have that artistic eye, i'm telling you."
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"Living Well with Montel" featuring a fat manlet who has had 4 strokes before he's 55 is pretty funny.And don't mind the obvious crate Fatty is standing on next to Montel Williams who is supposed to be 6'2" but somehow their belts are within only a couple inches of eachother while Montel is isn't really standing fully upright the entire time
Sure but they're also featuring Fatty cooking a lunch for himself, so it still fits.
5'7"? Damn, makes Fatty look even shorter than I figure he must normally be. But yeah, definitely a manlet, has the bare minimum of atrophied muscle mass because he refuses to expend any energy, while having a BMI near or at 50. He's spent the past year scooting around, can barely stand... hell he doesn't even do things that require getting in and out of the scooter if he can avoid it(he could still go for a scoot around the block and walk the damn dogs if he wanted to).
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I think part of that is forced perspective, since Todd is closer to the camera. But yeah, only part. Manlet confirmed.
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What do you think hurts Jacks feelings the most?
He's :
Fat
Gay
Awful
Can't cook
Crippled
Manlet
Gay son
Fake Christian
I think honestly the can't cook part bothers him most because his chef persona is so tied to his ego.
He's :
Fat
Gay
Awful
Can't cook
Crippled
Manlet
Gay son
Fake Christian
I think honestly the can't cook part bothers him most because his chef persona is so tied to his ego.
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it's crippled for sure he can't double fist baconators or dicks now
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If I had to put a finger on it, I would say what hurts Jagoff's feelers the most is the fact that deep down he knows he's a repulsively awful, stroked-out balding fat 5'3" retarded cripple egomaniac that's never been able to cook worth a shit even though he's prayed for over 15 years he actually could, same has he's prayed he's not really a closeted flamboyant faggot just like his wigger son is.
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Jack never seems to be bothered that he's a fag or can't get it up, coupled with how health issues also affect libido he's been effectively asexual for ~20 years. Being a fake Christian is easily fixable once you realize it, and Jack doesn't care much for Jr beyond the necessary.
For what bothers him, def that he can't cook for shit, close second that he's a cripple if only because he can no longer double fist GUD MEET into his face hole.
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I watched the video and I am surprised the turkey didn't turn out raw
They're also taller than him in other camera shots, so in that particular one there's some forced perspective going on but yeah he's a manlet.
Pfft, they didn't let him cook that shit. He blathered on for a bit, and cut apart some turkey or whatever that someone else prepared. This being the only time I can think of Fatty ever appearing to look like a competent cook on camera, was clearly handled by someone else. More TV magic.
You forgot to include alcoholic. However my vote would be Gay. His brand of Christianity doesn't work with being gay so he's in perpetual denial of it. The not wanting to accidentally touch a dog dick, the gay chemistry with his male friends on his show, his constant deflection about "political agendas" in movies, just on and on. He hates being gay/bi/whatever.
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None any off that. He's too much of a narcisstic cunt to care.
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I think if you went after Jack as a fake Christian he would be absolutely furious because in America there is some sort of social taboo against standing up to people who put their religion directly in your face and then refuse to act according to any of its tenets.