💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
I can't help but think that Patrick is kind of enjoying this, if only a bit.
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It gives him free reign to unleash his lunatic and angry fantasies on the world. It even gives him an infallibly present enemy to aim them at. Imagine if he had to track down people to interact with him in the real world. Chilling and impossible.
An automatic clown said:
His toaster head doesn't fit in his helmet btw

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A literal canned ham product, even has the oily grease on top.
Associate Rick said:
If the brothermen stopped interacting with Rick completely for a single week it would be the loneliest week of his life.
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Very much this.
 
El Santo! said:
A literal canned ham product, even has the oily grease on top.
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Ironic aint it?

Someone who looks so much like meat in a can also looks like someone who takes meat in the can

Ya know....because he is such a fat fucking faggot (with bitch tits)
 
AnOminous said:
an absolute nobody in his "profession,"
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Have to correct you here though, he is know in his profession from con going "peers" and the Twitter fight he picked with Leslie at the very least. Sadly his infamy tells everybody with any sense to stay as far away from his work as possible, nobody wants that fucking PR nightmare of "hey, don't you publish this guy's shit?".

In creative industries you can get by by just being known for having a work ethic, see for example aa Rob Liefeld, his shit isn't anything great but he pumps it out on time and on budget so he keeps (or kept, haven't kept up with comics in a while so no clue if still the case) getting work. All Rick had to do was put his idiocy to paper and keep his pepperoni hole shut on Twitter, he could be earning an okay living. Alas, his work ethic is inversely proportional to his body mass and stupidity so he is doomed by his own doing to angry Xeet about his toilet all day, truly a hell of his own making. What remains unclear is whether he realizes this to be hell or not. He's probably too dumb.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
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No trainer, I am not a Fairy type, no matter how badly you yearn for a type change. And no trainer, I was never outclassed by Ursaring.



You are going to lose your Nuzlocke trainer.

You are going to reset this run, trainer.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease farming attack EV's. Continuing to do so constitutes felony stat optimization. Do not come to Route 35 again.
 
you know it just occurred to me that verbalase faggot who spent $50k to get his retarded OC raped by a character from an unreleased cartoon could have saved patrick with that money, who still owes quasi tens of thousands. i wonder what pat's opinions on that would be, considering they both made decisions that have ruined their lives forever.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
you know it just occurred to me that verbalase faggot who spent $50k to get his retarded OC raped by a character from an unreleased cartoon could have saved patrick with that money, who still owes quasi tens of thousands. i wonder what pat's opinions on that would be, considering they both made decisions that have ruined their lives forever.
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If Fat Rick wanted any part of that 50k, he'd have to write a novel about a black guy getting raped by a clown demon.
 
RollingRock2 said:
I know it's been said a million times but it is incredible that you can check Fat's twitter replies any time any day and it is ALWAYS "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." Like the typewriter in the Shining.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek)

Author of sci-fi. Contributor on @sciencechannel. All around rabble rouser. IN THE BLACK, GATE CRASHERS and STARSHIP REPO from @torbooks out now!
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TheCrackMonkey said:
Someone should seriously just make a Pat Twitter bot that replies with exactly this, it would save him the time and effort to type out all of these replies and would make him seethe over someone impersonating him and epically owning the stalkers before he could.
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Someone needs to develop a tool that can count the number of phrase instances. Earlier I had searched "from:stealthygeek enjoy prison". I set it on "latest" and left it on autoscroll. Twitter literally broke and stopped scrolling by the time I got to January 2nd.

I just tried again and didn't make close to before.
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Wodanaz said:
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That's an enjoy prison every fifteen seconds. The last time Pet Fucker Pat mentioned A Christmas Carnage was a month ago, three years to finish the FIRST DRAFT and now he's gonna "let it simmer" for a MONTH to get some "emotional distance" from his corny B-movie book.
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But I'm sure this is much more important than polishing the book you've been working on for three years.
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Sorry if I sound MATI I'm just really looking forward to the Tiny Tim book.
 
Just archiving this so our local American lawyers and/or accountants can keep tabs on our Piggy's future shenanigans:
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
you know it just occurred to me that verbalase faggot who spent $50k to get his retarded OC raped by a character from an unreleased cartoon could have saved patrick with that money, who still owes quasi tens of thousands. i wonder what pat's opinions on that would be, considering they both made decisions that have ruined their lives forever.
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No, stalker, Verbalase did not honk in my wife's beat box.

TheCrackMonkey said:
Someone should seriously just make a Pat Twitter bot that replies with exactly this, it would save him the time and effort to type out all of these replies and would make him seethe over someone impersonating him and epically owning the stalkers before he could.
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They'd just get stuck in an endless loop and it would be the funniest thing ever.
 
Judge Holden said:
If you are reading this fat then just remember, as bleak as this would be its a HELL of a lot better than the alternative for guys like you in the slammer....so just keep it in mind
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You're
>implying
that Fat (fat) would be afraid of such a thing. Ol' Jenny would be on all four trotters to take some BABC* every minute she's in the clink
*Big Aryan Brotherhood Cock
 
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