💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Homofascism said:
I thought I would play a drinking game by having a sip of mid-strength beer every time I read the words “enjoy prison” in the thread. Suffice to say I am still recovering from the hangover a week later.
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You're lucky you're not dead! Hundreds of thousands of shots cannot be easy to take. Even Ethan Ralph would tremble.
 
Back in August I posted about Matthew Berdyck and the movie Social Media Monster:
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Pat replying to a Matthew Berdyck post 9 days later to tell him to go fuck himself.
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Matthew Berdyck is a crazy lolcow with a stillborn thread on KF without much data. But you can find a lot of info on this YT playlist since one of his targets is a videographer. He basically brazenly threatens people with anything from sending pizzas to their home to breaking their skull with a drywall knife.

The guy from youtube who made the "Social Media Monster" documentary about Matthew has been his target for over a decade. Unlike Pat he regrets engaging with a troll.

They both were flown to LA to meet on Dr Phil, but it was cancelled because Berdyck allegedly sperged out violently at crew members.

Why does Pat want this lunatic to come after him? (Rhetorical questions, we all know why)
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Now Pat has done an interview with Peter John Ross, the filmmaker behind the documentary. Not yet released. Very interesting that Patrick "Lolcows don't exist" Tomlinson agreed to talk to a guy who did a Lolcow movie and runs a Lolcow YT channel. They also have very different opinions about engaging with trolls.

From the /r/SocialMediaMonster reddit:
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I've enjoyed his videos and he's reasonable, it'll be an interesting watch even if he buys 100% of Pat's bullshit (which it seems he likely did) and doesn't realize that Pat has some Berdyck-esque characteristics himself.
 
Orange Rhymer said:
Please try not to deadname our Jennifer
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"A Rick by any other name would be just as fat" - William Shakespear
Mourning_Cloak said:
I'm struggling to comprehend why Jennifer keeps getting invited onto panels.
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You think anybody of value is actually interested in that bottom of the barrel shit? They need seat fillers and I don't know if you've ever seen him but he fills a lot of seats.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
Excuse me sir, are you meaning yo imply that Patrick Tomlinson is overweight? Scandalous.
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Right? Hasn't gained a pound since high school stalkers. Go ahead and plop him on the scale:

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A meatloaf with an obese human face. The face has short black hair and a double chin. Photorealistic.
 
RussianParasite said:
Funny enough, there is speculation on the second, better forum that because this lawsuit names him “Patrick J Tomlinson” he is saying on Twitter that this isn’t his name and will use that in an argument against the debt. This maneuver is way above your legal understanding, child.
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I hope this isn't the only legal maneuver he attempts, think of all the additional information he has dug up since that he can put in his next "pro se" filing he had someone else write that engaged in defamation of a federal judge.

Eventually he has to get a judge curious enough to summon him to answer questions about why he would make these filings and that's when he can finally explain the whole thing to an authority figure and we'll stop having to sit on the edges of our seats waiting to enjoy prison.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
I'm struggling to comprehend why Jennifer keeps getting invited onto panels.
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When you realise the panel topics are things like 'Why we need sex-positive representation of STDs in science-fiction' it makes a lot more sense. These panels carry about as much prestige as booking the 10th-place X Factor contestant to switch on the town's Christmas lights.
 
Took a break for a while so I just wanted to check in with y'all while I'm catching up on the thread. Is Patrick (Jennifer?) still a fat faggot? And can I get an update on the status of the bitch tits?
 
Winds of Shit said:
Took a break for a while so I just wanted to check in with y'all while I'm catching up on the thread. Is Patrick (Jennifer?) still a fat faggot? And can I get an update on the status of the bitch tits?
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Fatness and faggotry are increasing at the expected levels.

Bitch tits are rapidly losing the fight against gravity and may need reinforcement with a sports bra street fighter support garment.
 
TurboNAS said:
The main problem is he refused to pay anything so the judgement has been quietly accumulating interest.
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I think the biggest part of the "extra" cost of the debt are the various attorney fees Quasi racked up due to having to pursue multiple buckbreaking avenues as the Pigman completely refused to cooperate. Looking at the original amount owed and adding the interest still leaves excess of tens of thousands of dollars to be paid off, probably spent on Jerry "the other Jen" Jen's herculean efforts of swinewrangling Pat whose legal strategy is burying his grotesque head in mulch and hoping the debt will just magically vanish if he drags it out long enough. Fat faggot with bitch tits cost himself Lynne a massive amount of avoidable extra expenses just by being a bullheaded swine.

Imagine being happy your failure of a daughter finally found some poor sap to marry despite having more gas pass through her cunt in a week than passes through all of Nord Stream in a year, only to realize you're getting 70+ grand worth of debt and public lynchings on twitter from angry niggers with "unsecured contact forms" instead of grandchildren, and the only thing you can do about it is passively-aggressively cut out a 300 pound mound of shit from your family photo, lmao.
 
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LGHDR+ said:
Bitch tits are rapidly losing the fight against gravity and may need reinforcement with a sports bra street fighter support garment.
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When the garment fails, someone should sugest him a couple of those cables they use as Arresting Gears to slow down aricrafts landing on carriers.

At least until they develop some fancy heavy duty graphene structure able to withstand the enormous pressure imposed by PIG-001A and PIG-001B (cientific names of each star-sized tit)
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
What's the over-under that this is a completely coincidental clerical error vs. a purposeful one by Quasi (that the court would simply disregard and correct) to get in on the Jen joke.
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My memory is there is a black Patrick J Tomlinson in WI who has pages of entries in CCAP.

Someone did a search and mistyped. Hardly fatal, a mere scriveners error.
 
Winds of Shit said:
Took a break for a while so I just wanted to check in with y'all while I'm catching up on the thread. Is Patrick (Jennifer?) still a fat faggot? And can I get an update on the status of the bitch tits?
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Glad you asked! First of all Jennifer doesn't like that nor goes by Jenny, ghee prefers Niffer.
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Second of all Niffer now goes by ghee/gein pronouns and the status of gein bitch tits you can just tell from the attached picture.
 
The idea that the Wagner PMC has created a twitter account merely to threaten Patrick to a fight at his half-hovel is pretty funny.

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Pat had a relatively successful tweet this morning and I am ashamed to admit that I actually agree with him on it. He completely spoiled it by spelling foul incorrectly though. Barely literate retard.

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Now in the 7th year of Jenny from the block being tormented by the stalker childs and having his life turned into a clown show. Hilarious that he once used to pride himself on being a "troll hunter".

Oh Jenny.
 
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