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[The Lawgiver]

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Oh God, what sartorial crimes are being committed now?

Spoiler: unnecessarily dramatic reveal

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Thanks ketchupbreakfast, I needed a good laugh. You enormous autist.

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Literally just looks like a normal (albeit insufferably smug in a mildly creepy way) dude in a pretty standard winter sports kinda jacket, the lack of effort is kind of hilarious honestly. This reminds me of the Dave Muscato shit but it's kinda funnier given the gesturing he's doing as if like it's some kinda grand groundbreaking gender thing to wear a winter jacket. Is it the fucking built in glove things that come on those style of jackets sometimes so you can grab shit without your palms fucking freezing that he thinks are "trans"? I'm genuinely confused what exactly about this is gender affirming here and the more I try thinking about it the more fucking out there it gets.

I have spotted Just2Good in the wild. (LEGO youtuber, drug addict)

I thought I was safe after blocking his channel from my recommends, but then I saw a video about “Vintage LEGO Shopping at Denmark Antique Stores”. So I start watching it. Suddenly at 7:32, the ogre looms into view. I freeze like a prey animal, then laugh: “What is this faggot doing in Denmark?” I wonder.

Anyway, here’s the video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WjUN5cW3Vkc
Link: https://youtu.be/WjUN5cW3Vkc?si=9jdkWCS-9_1Wr3K8
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As you can see, he has gone with the Little Girl/Hooker look. A classic among the most autistic troons.

I think I can get a BINGO with these!

Wearing all pink.
Awful hair.
Zero effort to not look like an ogre.
Several feet taller than manlet friend.
Leggings to cover hairy legs.
Choker.
Fat.
Toy shopping.

I'm kind of glad I never followed any of the "popular lego review channels" too closely save for maybe jang the last several years. Lots of them have turned into sectoid culture vultures hyping up the "value" of shit. (The "Value" of course not being a good deal but like $800-$2000 for a single lego part or minifigure post ronaworld that's suddenly "SUPER RARE/MISPRINTED!!!" despite being a mass produced running change or just a mass produced set exclusive.) With behavior like that I wouldn't really put it past some of them to start going through further metamorphosis into PMG tier attention seekers.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why are troons so retarded? Like damn, goddamn.

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I'm confused because his comparison is also correct. You can get hella sued for successfully resuscitating a DNR patient; they said no.

 

[goyangi]

Found this out in the wild. Reddit thread on r/TwoXChromosomes from a woman who found skid marks on her bf's undies (unrelated side note, it's kind of unhinged to be this mad about overpriced underwear from MeUndies which isn't even made of nice materials or anything, but whatever). Tranny chimes in about his own unwashed ass:



Absolutely unhinged post history. Very strongly inclined to believe it's a troll because so much of it is too on the nose and conflicting, but Poe's law and all that. Lots of posts in r/redscarepod (seems to be some centrist podcast? Not entirely sure), Costco-related subreddits, and Canadian subreddits. Supposedly a 56 year old "straight white cis-dude" into ABDL and dating a mtf. As of 12/30 he said he was transitioning (which he posted about multiple times).

This post from three days ago asks about troon sex workers:

L / A

"Lola Jax" offers his own experience:


Intrigued, I checked out his post history. He lives in Atlanta, Georgia; works in e-commerce; and has supposedly been arrested for prostitution.

He wants to be paid to RP as someone's "little sister or child":


Kindly links his twitter in a reddit comment, and looks exactly as you expect:


Some exceptional tweets, from which we can glean he is 53, ex-military, and incredibly haram.

Spoiler: xitter

We also find his deadname and a picture from the before times:


And some selfies from him (SFW other than troon moobs, but still hard on the eyes):

Spoiler: the lovely lady xerself

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Spoiler: more about Lola

He also posts about needing trans "healthcare" from the healthcare.gov site because evil transphobic insurance companies don't want to fund his rotpocket or whatever.

There's also this autistic screed about some imagined origin story in Saudia Arabia that starts with this groundbreaking snippet of literary genius:

It is "interesting" how ... that no matter the walk of life... or the community, my autism and it's bare, naked truths holds a mirror up to others in said community and people are polarized by me.

I'm pretty sure he's a bog standard white dude from the south but what do I know.

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It is "interesting" how ... that no matter the walk of life... or the community, my autism and it's bare, naked truths holds a mirror up to others in said community and people are polarized by me.
Some will judge me & instantly hate me. But when I ask for the simplest explanation of their bias and hate, emptiness is my answer. And then I do not judge those who judged me. Finally, others see the raw humanity and sincerity of how I live.
This pattern repeats in my life so many times. This latest "community", I am not masking. At all. The fireworks are loud and pretty. The hypocrisy is almost as bad as the red hatters.
I thought up something. Not sure what "it" is called. But below is the story.
My family brought me to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia in the 1970s. One of my own memories (not tainted by oral history or mom's potential exaggerations) was of pita bread. And maybe an orange soda, either Fanta or orangina. We lived in a walled compound, us english speaking people, safe from the wilds.
Across the front entrance was something of an open field. People would kinda congregate and play soccer and there was a pop-up shack selling stuff. That's my first memory of pita bread. It was fresh, soft, and flavorful. My older brother was playing soccer with the other boys.
I remember there being an occasional grittiness to the pita bread. It would be a decade later before I realized it. We didn't know or care that we were "supposed to be afraid" of the Bedouin people across the street from us. I don't think they knew we were a servant family to the 4th in line to the throne of The Kingdom. I didn't really grasp that until now. My brother was the only one running around the rocky desert in shoes...
Anyhow, it was years later, in Florida that I had the realization. We were throwing bread to the ducks, fish, and catfish. And sometimes I'd want a slice. One slice didn't make it to the lake water so I picked it up off the dock and ate it. I instantly remembered that pita bread... it was made in hardship but made with love. And sand.
No matter the situation. No matter the people. No matter the transaction, I will always see the humanity of those around me. I hope I will always have the grace to break bread with my neighbors - and I pray I never "look down" upon bread with a little dirt.
I thought of this memory while someone was looking down upon my simple thoughts, looking down at me for seeing humanity. Are they blessed to not know of bread that has a little bit of sand in it?
That tribe were bedouin nomads. I guess our house's steward, Sali, checked in with them while the naive American kids went outside. If there was any chance of danger, he wouldn't let us. Sali was with us whenever we were outside the compound.

If you weren't convinced he's on the spectrum, he also wrote a guide called the "Ethics of Selling Friendship" about I guess being a paid companion? I really don't know what to make of the point of this, it's gibberish to me. This snippet is funny though:

Everyone has their own code of ethics & standards by which they live by. I have autism, so my existence is dependent on not violating my code ethics.

>I have autism
We know, buddy.

Spoiler: more Lola accounts

He has an account on what I'm assuming is an OF spinoff where he filmed himself showering:

Spoiler: nsfw

This is a 10 second preview to a fucking 50 minute long video of him showering.

Also found him on a forum for prostitutes which kindly lists his phone number - most likely a burner, but including it anyways:


Telegram:

If you're worried you're missing out, this is the riveting stuff going on here:

Spoiler: telegram

Can't download the videos without joining and I'm not doing that. He seems to really enjoy streaming his showers.

The last linked social is his Tryst, which I suppose is like a profile for prostitutes?

Spoiler: full profile text

Lola Jax
Your nerdy pervy dinner date!
She/Her
I'm the nerdy pervy girl you want to take out! Take me to dinner for a work function or just for passionate & intelligent company. I can dress up and be your +1 to a wedding and cause all the scandal & gossip.

All races/ethnicities welcomed. Everyone is born full of passion & I love helping you express it! No matter your walk of life, able or less able, gender or orientation, I see differences between people as fun chances to learn and grow.

If you're the DL type, I got you boo! Be cool when you text. Don't mention dollars or specific acts. We'll get our quiet date, don't worry.

Kink & fetish friendly, enquire during/after screening. I've been in the Leather Lifestyle and am a titleholder.

My screening means that before we have met, you won't get to be with me RIGHT NOW. Sorry boo, but I'm not walking through a door to a stranger ever again. I love what I do and you'll want to come back - I'm worth it.

I'm also a professional cuddler. <3

My twitter is in the profile and is @Lola_Jax_xy You can reach me on Telegram and Whatsapp via the phone number on my profile. Telegram channel: t.me/lolajxy Loyal Fans: LolaJax My website is just started and under construction: lolajax.com

I am a degreed engineer (BSEE magna cum laude), Army reserve and Navy veteran, mechanic, website builder, & I did adult video a few years ago. I've been pervy since time began but late in life transition so enjoy my perky, natural, youthful chest.

Let me help you learn more about yourself and how to get the cheat codes on unlocking your potential to enjoy life more!

— Are you inexperienced or curious about trans or bi? —
I’m great with teaching and mentoring. My welcoming energy will put you at ease and you can ask anything without judgment. If you aren’t sure what to do in our session, just say so. I’ve had to learn everything the hard way and wish I would have just asked for help learning when I was young.

I will absolutely help you learn more about do’s and don’ts of dating a trans woman. I can help you understand the psychology of dysphoria and plot out a respectful path to treating a trans girlfriend right. Trans women are women.

— Sex Education —
I have taught and demonstrated for many workshops about advanced adult fun in privacy. To learn about safer sex, I bring training aids to help you learn how to apply condoms correctly.

I can talk through what experienced pros do to prepare for anal sex as well as training techniques.

Bring your own training aid and I can talk you through how to train towards deep throat.

— Learn How to Drive a Car with Manual Transmission —
My car is a basic 5 speed and I'll help you learn and understand how it works and why. The goal will be to not stall when starting or stopping in a parking lot. Driving a stick is sexy and a life necessity.

— I can help you understand Sudoku —
Like, seriously. A few weeks in a row, I've won the Challenge Event with rank #1 of 650,000 people.

Highlights:

• claims to be in his 40s here when he wrote that he was in his 50s on twitter (troons lying? knock me down with a feather!)
• charges $100 for "dinner dates" lol
• he's a "titleholder" in kink, whatever that means
• "degreed engineer (BSEE magna cum laude)"
• Army reserve and Navy veteran
• he writes that he is early in transition so you can "enjoy [his] perky, natural, youthful chest"
• you can pay him to teach you to drive stick (no, that's not a euphemism)
• autistically good at sudoku (again, not a euphemism though the joke isn't lost on me)

Searching his phone number I find another profile for a prostitute Yellow Pages equivalent, where it shows he charges $250/hr for his "services", and another profile on "Hot.com" with some great photos:

Spoiler: nsfw and fucking horrifying

I also found a YT channel, though it's not listed in any of his other socials and the name in the profile is "Krista". Pretty sure this is him and "Krista" is his non-hooker name.

Spoiler: youchoob

Very boring, autistic stuff - cars, etc. One vid shows him and his "gf", another aged tranny and has his Tiktok username:

The tiktok is also boring as shit and cars plus ramblings on "#daporch".

Using this info I also found another twitter under the name "Krista Mae":

Spoiler: Krista

The only thing I could find that hints at anything in the time period he said he got arrested is this:


But with the new name "Krista Mae", I found his FB, which has since been renamed to "Krista Kelly":

Again I can't find anything on any arrests - he posts only occasionally there though. And yet again, a new social found on his profile, this time another reddit account:


Lots of posts about porn and whatnot but we find out he has a wife, is 6'3" and 230lbs, is getting divorced because of his troonery (implying then that his wife is an actual woman and the gf in the video before is the other "woman"?), and confirmed age as 52.

Spoiler: post screenshots

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https://archive.li/y7m5B

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https://archive.li/NlkpK (this was archived a week prior by someone else )

He stated that he was arrested in November during a sting operation but I couldn't find anything under "Lola" (obviously). Searching the Georgia DOC for any arrests of people aged 52 to 53 (he would've been somewhere between there in November last year) pulled up nothing wrt prostitution arrests. He's too autistic to be lying for clout so I decided to go back to the deadname tweet - SltBtm_chris is gone with no archives, but searching "Slut Bottom Chris" led to this porn actor database entry:

Gleaning info from this page it looks like he worked with/was affiliated with "DogFart". Apparently he won some porn award nominees in 2015 and 2017?

Spoiler: sfw - photos of Chris

No luck using "Chris" or "Christopher", even expanding the age radius to 45 to 55. But using "Krista Kelley" I finally found the mugshot photo.

Looks like he legally changed his name to "Krista Mae Kelly" and was arrested 11/17/2023. Using that full name, I found the court document and announcement for his legal name change.

Spoiler: relevant snippet

200-447480 7/15,7/22,7/29,8/5 NOTICE OF PETITION TO CHANGE NAME OF ADULT DeKalb County Superior Court State of Georgia Civil Action Case# ++21FM5450-8++ In re the Name Change of: Christopher Glenn Kelley Petitioner. Christopher Glenn Kelley, filed a Petition in the DeKalb County Superior Court on 6/20/2021 to change the name from: Christopher Glenn Kelley to Krista Mae Kelley. Any interested party has the right to appear in this case and file objections within 30 days after the Petition was filed. Dated: 6/20/2021 Christopher Glenn Kelley Petitioner, Pro se 1204 Rock Chapel Road Lithonia, GA 30058

So he was formerly Christopher Glenn Kelley, address listed as 1204 Rock Chapel Road Lithonia, GA 30058.

Spoiler: house + jerb

House seems to match his "#daporch" videos:


Looking up property tax records, it seems the house is listed in his wife's name only, which explains his whole spiel about having to find a new place now that his wife's officially becoming a trans widow. Found what looks to be the wife, but she doesn't deserve to be posted just because her dipshit husband is too online for his own good.


And I found what looks to be videos from his workplace, CA Cycleworks, which fits his being a mechanic.

Spoiler: stuffs

Potato quality but I'm pretty sure that's him.



Seems to still work here post-troon out.

Owner of company is "Ann Jennings":


My vote is on older, unfortunate looking woman (she'd look like a normal overweight older woman if not for the overdone makeup imo) since she posts about her kids and husband.

For once I found a tranny that is surprisingly honest online - maybe a little too honest. He does live in Atlanta (maybe not exactly Georgia, but pretty close at just 30ish minutes away). He did have a military stint. He does do "sex work" (unlike many SW trannies who are all bark and no bite, living off gubmint gibs and posting on OF for like 3 subscribers who are all similar tranny friends) and even got arrested for it. He's definitely autistic. And he actually did do work in porn, albeit as a man. I'm genuinely impressed because I was pretty sure it was a larp. The one main lie I found that I could easily disprove is that he isn't in his 40s as he claims on his prostitute profile thing, but he is open about being in his 50s everywhere else so I'll give half points.

Former navy veteran turned cuck/blacked porn actor turned troon mechanic, arrested for prostitution. Wild journey, can't blame his wife for dipping.

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[Hiroko Takashiro]

No body and I mean no one wants to see your disgusting unwashed cock I assure you.
Go on go get it cut off. The fact you are even caring about some fucker's micro penis to insert yourself of how you got a bigger dick. You will never be loved freak. .

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Literally just looks like a normal (albeit insufferably smug in a mildly creepy way) dude in a pretty standard winter sports kinda jacket, the lack of effort is kind of hilarious honestly. This reminds me of the Dave Muscato shit but it's kinda funnier given the gesturing he's doing as if like it's some kinda grand groundbreaking gender thing to wear a winter jacket. Is it the fucking built in glove things that come on those style of jackets sometimes so you can grab shit without your palms fucking freezing that he thinks are "trans"? I'm genuinely confused what exactly about this is gender affirming here and the more I try thinking about it the more fucking out there it gets.

I'm guessing that it's a women's jacket that's fitted around the waist to flatter the feminine figure he doesn't have.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'm guessing that it's a women's jacket that's fitted around the waist to flatter the feminine figure he doesn't have.

It looks like a standard athletic fit mens jacket, I've seen people wearing these fucking things all the time nearly my entire fucking life. If it's a women's jacket it's the least "fitted around the waist" kind I've ever seen.

 

[Abella]

I'm confused because his comparison is also correct. You can get hella sued for successfully resuscitating a DNR patient; they said no.

He’s trying to compare it to dissuading people from trooning out. Colin has to go for the most irrational response because AGPs despise the idea of someone going back on life altering drugs and surgery.

Colin comparing trooning out to euthanasia. He's not the brightest, is he?

When troons say they care about people being their true selves, what they really mean is they only care once the person’s taken HRT and gotten surgery.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

A big motivation, I think, is to look hyper liberal and therefore sensitive and caring to braindead college educated women.

It’s a classic recipe that's worked for time immemorial: take some big, controversial issue that's been in the news recently and loudly take the liberal side. Bam, trivially easy pussy in the right crowd.

These are the same guys that were wearing pussy hats a few years prior.

I don't believe this is true and I really am curious to what the true motivation is. I used to think the same thing, that they're just putting on a show to try to get easy pussy, but when discussing it privately in the dms and expressing disagreement I have had men get just as irrationally emotional about defending gender ideology as women do and I do not understand it at all. I assume that men are just as susceptible to "Trannies are oppressed victims and I will defend all the oppressed victims because I am a GOOD PERSON" as women are. But I don't know. It's even more pathetic to have a man screech in your ear about how trans women ARE REAL WOMEN than a woman tbh.

 

[caonima]

Is this one of the mythical chasers that trannies go on about constantly, seems more likely he's a proto-tranny himself though.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Is this one of the mythical chasers that trannies go on about constantly, seems more likely he's a proto-tranny himself though.

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Might as well use a "t-shirt" that says "Punch me". It causes the same effect regardless.

 

[The Noticer]

Why are troons so retarded? Like damn, goddamn.

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Typical troon logic at play here. “No, it’s you that’s out of touch with reality and abnormal”.

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“How do you know?” ok lmao.

"If it's illegal to end someone's life against their will it should be illegal to bring them back to life against their will", he said, smugly chuckling. What an own.

Has nobody told this retard that "do not resuscitate" orders exist?

 

[Chandelier]

Why are troons so retarded? Like damn, goddamn.

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Typical troon logic at play here. “No, it’s you that’s out of touch with reality and abnormal”.

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“How do you know?” ok lmao.

Reminder Colin doesn't even think male puberty exists. He doesn't think it happens to all males or to transwomen, real shit. If you can get this I Fucking Love Science Troon who regularly appears on atheist podcasts to say that, you've got gender Creationism on full display.

"How do you know?" It's pretty easy to tell, when he gave that speech at that university on how lesbianism didn't exist you could see his huge fucking feet in flats and his linebacker frame. He's got a Junji Ito physiognomy, to boot, and always has the same frozen smile. He doesn't have any other facial expressions.

Being trans implies that on some level one is the opposite sex to that which one was born.
Someone who is cisgender cannot, by definition, be transgender - these are two different and opposing things.
Katy Montgomerie is a trans woman.
Ergo, Katy Montgomerie MUST be a man, because if Katy Montgomerie was a woman, Katy Montgomerie would be cis, and QED, would not be trans.
But if you ever call Katy Montgomerie a man or imply that Katy Montgomerie was ever a man, you are doing a transphobia.
Even though him being a man is, paradoxically, how he knew he was trans to begin with.

If you insist on women only spaces he'll rage on not being included, but mock his rape by telling him to get over it - aka the advice he gives to TERFs - he'll rage even harder. He genuinely believes male biology doesn't exist.

Is this one of the mythical chasers that trannies go on about constantly, seems more likely he's a proto-tranny himself though.

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Let's see if Daniel Radcliffe here will go down on a stinkditch. You'll see if they're a real ally then.

 

[Marvin]

I don't believe this is true and I really am curious to what the true motivation is. I used to think the same thing, that they're just putting on a show to try to get easy pussy, but when discussing it privately in the dms and expressing disagreement I have had men get just as irrationally emotional about defending gender ideology as women do and I do not understand it at all. I assume that men are just as susceptible to "Trannies are oppressed victims and I will defend all the oppressed victims because I am a GOOD PERSON" as women are. But I don't know. It's even more pathetic to have a man screech in your ear about how trans women ARE REAL WOMEN than a woman tbh.

Eh, I think that's still ultimately the original motivation for them taking that side. Perhaps I should've been more clear, I think that's their original motivation but that doesn't mean they don't get sucked into it in greater depth later.

Thing is, lots of people, especially women, do eventually start to shift rightward or leftward politically after awhile with their partner. Women are usually more left leaning compared to men, but if they've been with a right leaning boyfriend for a bit, they'll shift politically. It's fairly natural, just talking to someone for awhile and being exposed to new ideas in a non-antagonistic setting will have you thinking differently.

I think guys can be like that too if they're trying to get laid. Except it's with groups and not a partner, because a lot of these pussy hat guys aren't getting laid. (Which is why I'm sure a bunch of them went t4t)

They go to the protest, see one crowd of prudish fundie christians (as they perceive them) on one side and then see anti-slut shaming, pro-sex work college girls on the other side, and the decision to them is obvious. But after spending some time speaking the lingo and digesting the dumb woke ideas, they can get sucked into it like anyone else could.

The thing is, if they can get sucked into one extreme side, it probably isn't the first time. This is why you see a lot of ex chantard, /pol/ types trooning out too.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Nothing you do or say or whatever will be enough, they'll always be silently judging you because their identity is rooted in insecurity.

Saw a post by a troon that was complaining about “i wish my cis girl friends knew i could sense their discomfort when they hug me. “

Literally being treated with respect and even kindness/friendship is not enough for these bottomless narcissists. You have to genuinely believe every rape hon is a beautiful, glamorous woman.

-Katy Montgomerie is one of the dumbest troons and they always seem to reply to everything.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Fat piggy pooner gets arrested for trying to fight the police while wearing a shirt that reads "Feeling IDGAF-ish today"

https://youtu.be/DPgaMnAC7T0?t=1202

 

[monstrous bubo]

Following last year’s inaugural exhibition, which educated so many Kiwis and encouraged compassion towards the differently abled, Monstrous Bubo Productions is proud to start 2024 with Faces of Autism 2: Beyond the Blankness. Because together, we can Do Better .

Spoiler: exhibition entrance - please exit via gift shop

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[KweenKarlotta]

i know trannies are all narcissistic but this one is extra delusional. He brags about taking his daughter with him to Victoria's Secret for a bra fitting. Great post history.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Elizabethbrokenstar/s/1BaG0vleY3

 

[Balldo]

Happy Friday everyone! Here's some amazing honeys from the Trans Lesbian FB group to start your weekend.

Christmas may be over, but Ashlie is still in the giving spirit! Teehee!

Gina


Marci



And finally... Syl! If you're a dom, pup, autistic, ADHD, poly, and want to go to church, have I got the lady for you!

 

[Pooner]

I don't have a specific example on hand though there's plenty of these types on Twatter, but one of my favorite breeds of troons are those that insist they pass as women by reposting the same three selfies they took two years ago when they may or may not have passed better than they currently do to "own" the transphobes

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I don't have a specific example on hand though there's plenty of these types on Twatter, but one of my favorite breeds of troons are those that insist they pass as women by reposting the same three selfies they took two years ago when they may or may not have passed better than they currently do to "own" the transphobes

One of my favorite breeds are the hrt comparison ones where they look identical, except they changed their hair/shaved. The delusion is hilarious.