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Syikeblade said:
It's funny how they chant trans men are men.
But when it comes down to it they need validation from non-trans people because deep down they know their living a fantasy, one that's easily broken by their own community and narcissistic inceldom.
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"from what I've read it feels indistinguishable from a natal penis"

And that right there is your problem, my poor little pooner friend. Whatever you read is 100% delusional copium written by fellow pooners and their henpecked LGBT allies to convince more emotionally unstable girls like yourself to join the cult. To even entertain the notion that your rolled-up arm-flesh tube is even remotely comparable to the real thing is like the vegan trying to convince people their tofu burger is indistinguishable from a real beef patty.

Go touch your penis (or your boyfriends penis, if you don't have one) and then touch your arm. You tell me if that skin texture is the same. That alone disqualifies your rot-dog from the competition, to say nothing of the entire novel of other issues with it.
 
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“I’m too fat to get my fake penis. This is such bullshit and fat shaming.”
 
Evilronald said:
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“I’m too fat to get my fake penis. This is such bullshit and fat shaming.”
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Trans activists: Trust the experts! Trust the science! Doctors all say this is life-saving care! If a doctor says it, it must be true!
Also trans activists: Weight requirements for surgery are bullshit! The doctors are making it up! They're all secretly bigots who want to deny trans people healthcare!

I wish they'd have some consistency. Just for once in their lives I'd love to see a trans activist actually be consistent in their beliefs. They vacillate between opposing arguments like a toddler trying to decide what flavor of ice cream he wants.
 
Evilronald said:
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“I’m too fat to get my fake penis. This is such bullshit and fat shaming.”
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“I’m 210 pounds and my ribs are under 1-2 inches of fat, if that”
This nigga seriously trying to downplay having 1-2 inches of fat on the upper body like it’s no big deal. Not to mention, it doesn’t MATTER how broad your shoulders are, being 210lbs as a woman is not remotely normal. I’m pretty sure even if you’re in the <1% of American women over 6” tall, 210lbs would still be overweight. I looked noticeably chubby when I was 210lbs and I’m a 6”+ biological male.
 
Evilronald said:
“The cis men just want to fuck us.” “Troons dating troons disproves that it’s predatory.” No the reason troons date troons is because normal people don’t want them.
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Dudes will date a FtM that hasn't gotten any surgery or HRT for the same reason they go after a tomboy, which is, effectively, what they view these chicks as.
 
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Gar For Archer said:
This nigga seriously trying to downplay having 1-2 inches of fat on the upper body like it’s no big deal. Not to mention, it doesn’t MATTER how broad your shoulders are, being 210lbs as a woman is not remotely normal. I’m pretty sure even if you’re in the <1% of American women over 6” tall, 210lbs would still be overweight. I looked noticeably chubby when I was 210lbs and I’m a 6”+ biological male.
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"my dad's a few inches taller than me. . . he's 5'4"
"my partner is 6'4" and she weighs the same as I do"

So it's a fat 5'1" pooner with a 6'4" troon partner?

I need to see photos of these two.
 
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"my dad's a few inches taller than me. . . he's 5'4"
"my partner is 6'4" and she weighs the same as I do"

So it's a fat 5'1" pooner with a 6'4" troon partner?

I need to see photos of these two.
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LMAO, I only skimmed the post and didn’t see that she actually confirms her height.

Just for reference, I found a site that compiles some before/after weight loss pics:
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210lbs as a 5’1 woman isn’t exactly deathfat level but it’s certainly not healthy, and absolutely should be above the BMI limit for elective surgery.
 
I went back into her reddit history - no photos but I did find that she claims to have "in remission BPD", CPTSD, and autism of course, that she was raised in the Salvation Army, that she has been 5'1" since she was 14, and that she had her gallbladder out when she was a teenager (and she's 22 now).

But tell us again how healthy you are and how it's super unfair that you can't get your teat yeet because your BMI is 40.
 
Gar For Archer said:
“I’m 210 pounds and my ribs are under 1-2 inches of fat, if that”
This nigga seriously trying to downplay having 1-2 inches of fat on the upper body like it’s no big deal. Not to mention, it doesn’t MATTER how broad your shoulders are, being 210lbs as a woman is not remotely normal. I’m pretty sure even if you’re in the <1% of American women over 6” tall, 210lbs would still be overweight. I looked noticeably chubby when I was 210lbs and I’m a 6”+ biological male.
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Lmao! I’m like 10 lbs overweight, and I can feel my ribs right under my skin.

This chick is gaslighting herself.

“Exercise induced asthma”

Wut?!

“Part of my healing is not to lose weight”
Yeah, fattie confirmed!
 
Tathagata said:
Well obviously the manly thing to do is to sit with the other boy over a nice spread of crackers, jams, and tea, explain in detail how his actions make her feel, really diving into the emotional impact, and request he change his behavior so that they can keep moving forward in their relationship.
Just writing that gives me flashbacks to dealing with ex-girlfriends. Yeah, that's what boys do--these TiFs really understand how to be manly!
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And I thought my attempts at pretending to be male on the internet were cringe. I know Cernowatch was cringe and it fucking haunts me that something I wrote *so clearly to be ridiculous, to tell the reader “I am lying about who I am”* is something TRAs will embrace.

Syikeblade said:
It's funny how they chant trans men are men.
But when it comes down to it they need validation from non-trans people because deep down they know their living a fantasy, one that's easily broken by their own community and narcissistic inceldom.
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Fapcop said:
That first post…

Did anyone else pet her as a pooner/transman even before she got to the part about cis men “wanting me for my body”?

Pooners are REALLY bad at not sounding like women, lol
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Kumquat said:
Trans activists: Trust the experts! Trust the science! Doctors all say this is life-saving care! If a doctor says it, it must be true!
Also trans activists: Weight requirements for surgery are bullshit! The doctors are making it up! They're all secretly bigots who want to deny trans people healthcare!

I wish they'd have some consistency. Just for once in their lives I'd love to see a trans activist actually be consistent in their beliefs. They vacillate between opposing arguments like a toddler trying to decide what flavor of ice cream he wants.
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ug ok I meant to respond to those other quotes too. But since I cannot edit, no takesie backsies.

Post #2: gee lol it’s almost as if they’re mentally ill

Post #3: that hits hard in the feels ngl. My mom is super concerned with her figure, and by extension my figure, so for years I felt like a bad daughter for not being naturally skinny. The damage manifested in other ways, but at least I didn’t do this.

Post #4: have these TiFs ever just thought of cosplay? Just pretend to be your animu boyfriend for a few hours or a day, get it out of your system? That sounds a lot more euphoric than planning a rotdog surgical project that takes years to complete.
 
Evilronald said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OPqHMqyb0SwTranny squats on property and has meltdown in court. Testicles in the jar stolen. Eviction wanted by landlord. Tries to have “girl talk” with landlords family. They even have a cat with them, like wtf.
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Holy shit the way he talks to the judge (the plaintiff attorney was clearly shocked by his behavior) and the poor female roommate (?) getting barricaded out, what the actual fuck. The boyfriend wanted to punch the Troon so bad I bet! Troons are unhinged in all the worst ways. Also poor dog.

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