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“As a 6’2 220 lb ‘woman’ I am upset women are judged based on our weight.” He totally gets what it’s like to be a girl ladies!
 
Evilronald said:
Literally all she would have to do is find herself a man and she’d be better off than becoming a pooner.
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Slightly late but considering her judgement in life right now, I don't want her picking out anything by herself. She has a high chance of picking up a man who would take advantage of her due to her severe immaturity. You KNOW the man she picks has an 80% chance of being a lazy bastard or a manipulative one, and the 20% chance of a normal man would be likely a young man taken advantage of emotionally by her instead.
Tathagata said:
Chasers wanna fuck trannies, but that's not good enough for them. No, they demand to have their dicks sucked by lesbians.
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The trans women who are chasers themselves and the trans women who only want to be validated by lesbian (no bisexual, no straight) women have a hard time coming into contact with each other. They try to avoid group infighting since my GOD do they need a win over the cis.
 
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Package seized by customs (self.TransDIY)

submitted 17 minutes ago * by Adventurous_Bunch_46

Hello,
I've purchased my first pills of Estrofem, Progestan and androcur (250 pills in total). It was stupid of me...
The order was shipped from Turkey into Belgium. First, customs/postal agency asked me for an invoice which I provided and ~5 weeks later, I've received a letter from 'AFMPS' (Federal Medicines Agency) claiming that the content was illegal and stating that I could now face up to: 50 to 500€ fine for one law and, the between 3,000 and 100,000€ and 1 month to 5 year of prison for the other law!
The letter states that the case was transfered to a legal official who will pursue "the action".
I'm kinda scared, what will happen? :/
 
Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
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Package seized by customs (self.TransDIY)

submitted 17 minutes ago * by Adventurous_Bunch_46

Hello,
I've purchased my first pills of Estrofem, Progestan and androcur (250 pills in total). It was stupid of me...
The order was shipped from Turkey into Belgium. First, customs/postal agency asked me for an invoice which I provided and ~5 weeks later, I've received a letter from 'AFMPS' (Federal Medicines Agency) claiming that the content was illegal and stating that I could now face up to: 50 to 500€ fine for one law and, the between 3,000 and 100,000€ and 1 month to 5 year of prison for the other law!
The letter states that the case was transfered to a legal official who will pursue "the action".
I'm kinda scared, what will happen? :/
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God often speaks in subtle and mysterious ways. But every now and then He hits you in the face with a massive 2x4
 
hufflemuff said:
God speaking to troonshiners via the EU customs is a genre and one of my favorite ones.
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The issue is probably less it being bathtub troon juice and instead the seller didn’t pay the right customs fees or get a license. What kind of retard provides evidence when their shit is seized by customs.
 
Turkey has a pretty big gray market for prescription medication, it's almost definitely not troonshine (the big names there are in Brazil, Ukraine, and the UK). Since none of what he's buying is recreational or doping, and the quantity is low enough that it's definitely for personal use, he would probably have gotten away without even a warning if he'd just ignored the letter from customs or simply replied "I didn't order anything" or "I don't know". Instead chances are he's now blown a grey market pharmacy's ability to import to the EU for a few weeks (until they figure out customs know their name and are automatically holding everything for inspection), costing potentially hundreds of troons their pills. No refunds.

I guess nobody ever told him you don't volunteer information to the cops. Especially not information about your own crimes.
 
Geraldine said:
Troon prostitute is disappointed by other troons.
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It's real work you know. :lit:
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Fucking christ, what level of clownworld do we live in where prostitutes that spend all day getting fucked complain about people with real jobs hurting their feelings? Nobody is even telling them to fuck off or die or anything, and they are so ready to leave a community. And this is them with tailored, thought-out posts, Imagine how this troonytoon is face-to-face. They demand respect for their trade god dammit, getting railed by chasers is hard work after all.
Totally legitimate work that will totally pay off in the end for all involved though.
 
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Troons sneeding that a drivers license will indicate they were born a man despite always being clockable because of their Adam’s apple.
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Love the obligatory appropriation of "intersex people" and complete lack of understanding about what having a DSD actually entails. On another note, I like that provision related to only using biological facts for statistics. Hopefully 2024 will be a banner year for anti-troon legislation.
 
Accidental Protege said:
Love the obligatory appropriation of "intersex people" and complete lack of understanding about what having a DSD actually entails. On another note, I like that provision related to only using biological facts for statistics. Hopefully 2024 will be a banner year for anti-troon legislation.
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Intersex is such a small percentage that it’s irrelevant. They always use that as an excuse. I wish the troons delusion was right that we’re voting for right wing death squads because I’d crawl over broken glass to vote yes in that case
 
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“The State Of Florida going to make it legal to kill us. We’re just like the Jews!” I highly doubt the Troon lovers in the Biden admin would let anything like that happen even if it was proposed (which it wouldn’t be, why would you make it legal for random citizen to kill troons when the government could just do it). Not only do they have a complete lack of historical knowledge, (the nazis rounded up trannies too) they have no idea that they’re at the high water mark for trans activism in terms of what they’ve been able to bully governments and companies into doing.
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
We need to segregate troons from normal society, they need their own troontown
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La Zorra and the Tranch demonstrated what happens when troons try to build their own commune away from normal society.

So yes, I agree with you, let’s do this.
Evilronald said:
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“Mom, you don’t understand. Yes, we might be homeless, but I NEED to masturbate in a skirt!”
 
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“The State Of Florida going to make it legal to kill us. We’re just like the Jews!” I highly doubt the Troon lovers in the Biden admin would let anything like that happen even if it was proposed (which it wouldn’t be, why would you make it legal for random citizen to kill troons when the government could just do it). Not only do they have a complete lack of historical knowledge, (the nazis rounded up trannies too) they have no idea that they’re at the high water mark for trans activism in terms of what they’ve been able to bully governments and companies into doing.
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Join the dots, people, writing down someone’s name and sex is the precursor to the inevitable mass killings!

Ironically, if we do get to the stage of actual genocide (as opposed to the kind of genocide we have now, i.e. existing only in the fevered imaginations of wannabe victims), then the piles of skulls will be fairly easy to sort into male and female, based on cranial features and other skeletal measurements.

Its worth noting that in the trans mind, the following conversation would count as genocide:

“I’m a giiiirl!”
“No you’re not, you’re a man in a dress”
“Oh I guess you’re right”

… because it started with a trans person and finished without one. One sister down, rest in power. They have invented a new kind of genocide that doesn’t actually involve any killing. Not that a modern troon would give in publicly like that. They just feel it on the inside while trying to keep up the charade on the outside.
 
Vandyke Clown said:
Join the dots, people, writing down someone’s name and sex is the precursor to the inevitable mass killings!

Ironically, if we do get to the stage of actual genocide (as opposed to the kind of genocide we have now, i.e. existing only in the fevered imaginations of wannabe victims), then the piles of skulls will be fairly easy to sort into male and female, based on cranial features and other skeletal measurements.

Its worth noting that in the trans mind, the following conversation would count as genocide:

“I’m a giiiirl!”
“No you’re not, you’re a man in a dress”
“Oh I guess you’re right”

… because it started with a trans person and finished without one. One sister down, rest in power. They have invented a new kind of genocide that doesn’t actually involve any killing. Not that a modern troon would give in publicly like that. They just feel it on the inside while trying to keep up the charade on the outside.
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In the trans mind: if they can’t infect people with their mental illness it’s genocide. It’s unfortunate that Psychology has also trooned out because I’d love to see a study done to look at autism, family dynamics, and sexual/mental abuse and any correlation with trans stuff. I feel like for pooner in particular they usually are physically/sexually abused and autistic.
 
Lol…

“I’m TOTALLY stealth but my friend keeps touching my boobs!”

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What’s the problem my guy? If you’re a dude, why would that make you uncomfortable?!

A fellow pooner gives her the most fem-brained advice:

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The CIS will NEVER know, lol!
 
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