MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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Spellskite said:
How about him stating that he would "strongly consider" appointing a Supreme Justice to overturn same sex marriage?
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Trump'll only fuck over the gays if it's politically expedient, not out of personal distaste.

Both Clintons have done the same thing. DADA and DOMA were gimmies for the evangelical crowd. The difference now is the electorate's feelings on LGBT-ers.

None of this should comfort anyone. Popular consensus changes constantly, and just as often for the worst as for the better.

This is something to worry about no matter who wins since neither Trump nor Clinton care about anything but popularity. Trump could easily push for the right of college tribunals to have validity in criminal court, or worse yet even allow them to set prison sentences, in a simultaneous ploy for a coalition of support from SJWs and those steel-toed "Law and Order" creeps who built the Carcer State that's currently fucking the country.
 
Cosmos said:
So the newest season of South Park premiered last night and they're rebooting the whole "Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich" concept from 12 years ago. Mr. Garrison is still the stand-in for Trump and his subplot revolves around the fact that he has absolutely no plans or any idea of what to do when he actually gets elected.

Even though this election is a shitshow, at least it seems like we're getting an entertaining South Park season out of it.
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Uh, wow. Has it been that long already?

Internet War Criminal said:
He turned a one million loan into billions and an empire based on himself and he's currently running for President and winning the last polls

There is no way you can say Donald Trump is not successful even if you wrongly disagree with his politics
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Lol, getting help from rich parents makes any claim to success void. Sure, he has a lot of money, but I'm not very impressed. Warren Buffet will always be a better rags-to-riches story and he only does it as a hobby.
 
Pikimon said:
Source?
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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/2016_elections_electoral_college_map.html
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Trump Currently has 78 paths to victory, while Hillary has 937 paths to victory, a significant improvement from last week where Trump had only 10 paths to victory.
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I fail to see how the number of paths to victory is any indication of the likelihood of victory. Yes, Clinton is still in the lead but she's losing ground quickly, we'll have to wait and see if this trend continues.
 
Ass Manager, I made a tldr summary of this thread you can put in your op, just to help out anyone else autistic enough to consider reading this entire thing -

Pages 1 to 70ish: funny things, jokes, laughing at the insanity of this mess.

Pages 70ish to 230: just complete autism, largely comprised of three types of people -

People who claim they hate Hilary but trump is literally the devil incarnate and also who cares if she did horrible shit 30 years ago, and also who cares about the emails and who cares if the media are her puppets everyone (read: people on the internet) know they suck and stop trying to claim she's sick there is nothing wrong with her it's just a conspiracy. What's more important is this stuff trump did 30 years ago, these tweets he made, the fact that breitbart is in his pocket and the fact that he maybe took Ritalin or something. By the way I haaaaate Hilary.

People who are either trolling or unabashedly for trump ignoring how big a goofball he is and interpreting wise and meaningful policy from his stream of consciousness gaffes as if he talks in riddles and you have to interpret his meaning like he's the Oracle of Delphi.

People trying to make jokes and getting rated dumb and autistic.

Page 230 to now: By and large, most people seem to have remembered that this entire thing is fucking crazy and gone back to making jokes.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
lol what universe are you living in? Rick perry? Are you serious? :story:
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He was governor of the second most important state in the country for over a decade and won every election he'd ever been in aside from the 2012 primary. He may be a himbo, but so is Bill Clinton, and both are extraordinary candidates.

And as funny as the "OOPS" bit was, the boring truth is that he was recovering from major back surgery at the time. Of course he was gonna do something like that.

DerSandstrom said:
Implying Carly Fiorina, Scott Walker, and Rick Perry were good candidates.:story:
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Walker managed to pull out repeated close victories in a longtime blue state when everyone in the state unions wanted to murder him. That's exactly the kind of candidate any party looks for.

Carly Fiorina kept a telecom company alive after the Dotcom Disaster of the turn of the century. Donald Trump couldn't keep casinos profitable even with the government rendering competition with his gambling enterprise illegal via the crookery of the nation's casino license system.

It's not even a contest who's better in business. You might as well put ADF in a boxing match with Tyson Fury.
 
Jon-Kacho said:
I fail to see how the number of paths to victory is any indication of the likelihood of victory. Yes, Clinton is still in the lead but she's losing ground quickly, we'll have to wait and see if this trend continues.
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It'll likely continue until Trump does something stupid.

And paths to victory are very important, If she wins either Ohio, Florida, or Pennsylvania it will push her over the 270 EC votes required to win.

Trump needs to step it up and do his homework for the debates and not give his usual vague non-answers, otherwise he's going to look like a moron.

In other news Trump has floated the idea of eliminating food regulations (specifically hygiene regulations)

http://thehill.com/regulation/healt...ys-he-would-eliminate-food-safety-regulations

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Pikimon said:
It'll likely continue until Trump does something stupid.

And paths to victory are very important, If she wins either Ohio, Florida, or Pennsylvania it will push her over the 270 EC votes required to win.

Trump needs to step it up and do his homework for the debates and not give his usual vague non-answers, otherwise he's going to look like a moron.

In other news Trump has floated the idea of eliminating food regulations (specifically hygiene regulations)

http://thehill.com/regulation/healt...ys-he-would-eliminate-food-safety-regulations

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To be fair, the FDA hasn't done all that much in regards to GMO's and medications, and most "violations" are just slaps on the wrist (at least for some restaurants, the big corporations usually bribe the inspectors to let them pass). They, like a lot of government organizations, are extremely bloated and inefficient. Idk how much it will do, and I doubt it will eliminate all of it, but the bureaucracies need streamlined. They've needed it for years.
 
DerSandstrom said:
To be fair, the FDA hasn't done all that much in regards to GMO's and medications, and most "violations" are just slaps on the wrist (at least for some restaurants, the big corporations usually bribe the inspectors to let them pass). They, like a lot of government organizations, are extremely bloated and inefficient. Idk how much it will do, and I doubt it will eliminate all of it, but the bureaucracies need streamlined. They've needed it for years.
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To be fair GMO's have been proven scientifically to have little to no effects on health, we've been consuming them since the early 1900's.

http://theplate.nationalgeographic....gmo-foods-are-safe-public-skepticism-remains/
 
At this point I am starting to hope that the right wing conspiracy that Obama will at last minute declare himself president for life or whatever is true.
 
Beaniebon said:
At this point I am starting to hope that the right wing conspiracy that Obama will at last minute declare himself president for life or whatever is true.
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I just heard this conspiracy tonight, according to a relative some amazing seer who predicted 9/11 and 7/7 and Barack Obama becoming president also said he would declare martial law and remain president. And at first I sighed and prepared to explain just how stupid that is to her, but actually, if trump is showing people how real his hair is and Hilary is warning people about the evils of pepe then fuck it, why should I be surprised if Obama calls a state of the union address where he lights up a menthol, puts on an eyepatch and declares himself supreme ruler of the United States? God bless evil megalomaniac Obama!
 
Ineedahero said:
I just heard this conspiracy tonight, according to a relative some amazing seer who predicted 9/11 and 7/7 and Barack Obama becoming president also said he would declare martial law and remain president. And at first I sighed and prepared to explain just how stupid that is to her, but actually, if trump is showing people how real his hair is and Hilary is warning people about the evils of pepe then fuck it, why should I be surprised if Obama calls a state of the union address where he lights up a menthol, puts on an eyepatch and declares himself supreme ruler of the United States? God bless evil megalomaniac Obama!
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He would be better than Hillary. But being better than a turd sandwitch is not a compliment.
 
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