💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Goofy Logic]

I am not crazy! I know he swapped his gender! I knew she was a he. One after Huntington High School . As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those ahawgs at the farms to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This troonery? He's done worse. Those superchats! Are you telling me that a woman just happens to type like that? No! He orchestrated it! Danny! I gooned to his profile pics! And I simped for him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own stream! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since 1998, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the panty drawer! But not my Mandy! Couldn't be precious Mandy! Simping me blind! And he gets to be a catfish!? What a sick joke! I should've doxxed him when I had the chance! And you – you have to dox him! You-

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HE PUT HIS BALLS INTO A BALLDO!!

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Obligatory Jim acknowledgment

(a)

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I took a whack at re-writing lyrics for Nick:
Vito and Masterson won't be my friends,
Internet Karens want me banned,
Hollywood weebs won the case,
Have you seen my red nosed face?

I'm a drinker,
A deep thinker,
Maybe still a streamer,
Failed swinger,
Dead ringer,
For a yeshiva singer.

I'm not sober, I am wrecked,
I'm a drunk on the Internet.

I fell in love with my biggest fan,
Turns out that she is a man,
I lick the bottle so damn often,
That everyone knows I want to fuck him.

I am middle age,
With my balls in a cage,
How drunk you can't gauge,
While I rant in a rage.

I'm not sober, I am wrecked.
I'm a drunk on the Internet.

Edit for: I should have put the reference song in the post.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I’m curious how close Buffalo Dan was able to get to Kayla

I can picture Rackets suggesting something like "what do you think hon? you up for 3 humans 1 balldo?"

 

[Captain Manning]

I’m curious how close Buffalo Dan was able to get to Kayla

Personally, I subscribe to the theory that Nick floated the idea of a threesome between him, MANdy, and Kayla, and Kayla demurred (bullet dodged, etc).

Do I have any proof? Nothing solid. It's just a gut feeling. It fits with what a horny retard Nick is/was for MANdy.

I know the alternate theory is Kayla wanted it but, to my mind, Faran is an unreliable narrator, and so is Nick. Assuming Faran isn't completely full of shit in how she related her alleged convo with Nick, it would be just like Nick to try and claim the idea wasn't his own. He seems to use his wife as a prop. Just like he did with his rant about her "destroyed body" ("You see, my wife wants me to fuck MANdy and her!").

That's just my opinion.

Also, Nick is fully aware that something is up and is pretending not to very badly.

I don't see how he can't know. Kinochet/GNN blasted Balldo's Gate's post all over X. It seemed to get good impressions and a lot of retweets.

That's probably how Tim Pool found out. That's definitely how Flamenco found out.

haven't had time to check on rackets in a while how is monty's lawsuit against him going?

We don't know. He shut down the GSG. That could be because it wasn't making any money anymore and it was pretty embarrassing. I doubt very much there's a settlement.

Obligatory Jim acknowledgment

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Uh oh. Shower call for Mister Metokur.

 

[Bookwork]

My gran says only losers get catfished. Like, hot guys just don't bother.

She has no idea who Nick is. And yet she knows who Nick is. Does Nick drink so that he doesn't know who he is, either?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Aw fuck with the song lyrics again. At least match syllable count this time if you guys are going to start shitting up the thread again. Luckily we are in the lead by a hefty margin so a bunch of wanna-be MC Jarbos won't chase away enough votes to move the needle.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

This is the type of investigative autism I love to see. I remember when I still watched him there was a chick that kept asking him to sign her boobs, but I don't think it was MANdy. I think her name was Christy? Something like that. Wouldn't be surprised if it were another skinwalker. Hope he stops his simping for men pretending to be women online before he wrecks his marriage and fucks up his kids' lives.

 

[Anticipointment]

Lol when was this supposed meet up? Hasn’t he been defending MAN-dy recently?

If CGoody went to meet MAN-dy and instead met an old, fat woman, that means Daniel Paul Harris has roped at least one other person into his sick online games. Or is it possible CGoody’s troondar is as bad as his catfishdar? Maybe. But it’s also possible he didn’t mind that Buffalo Dan was a dude.

Yes, he was in the chat when Mandy said they called the cops about Kiwi Farms harassment & stalking or whatever. Cory said some encouraging thing like, good, that was the right thing to do.

He didn’t specify exactly where but said he went out to meet them, so Texas? And couldn’t have been Xino, as she came to Cory to meet up with him. That was another thing the “skipmonkey” person was on about, asking why Xino left her child to go stay with Cory. Which made chat start calling that person “Cunthia”.

But the night of the drunk stream Cory was talking to another person about getting catfished after having gone out to see them & was surprised by them being “old & fat”. He said something like oh well, could have been worse, least he didn’t get murdered though.

Until CGoody spills details, we should all just assume he throatfucked a guy and he liked it.

This is a definite possibility.

Did he really say this?

Yes, he said the kids need the iPads and tech for school. As if that’s what they are doing on iPads later than 11pm at night. Nick has also said school doesn’t take all day, like maybe 45 mins & another time about how the kids are into Roblox. Let’s hope they aren’t getting that early porn introduction that has been going on in Roblox chats & such or maybe they get that at home. It’s all kinda grim when thinking too deep on it.

 

[Harm]

At least match syllable count this time if you guys are going to start shitting up the thread again.

Yo this is a Kiwi Farms thread all about how
My life as a non-practicing lawyer got flipped turned upside down
Now I'd like to take an 8 hours drunk stream on Rumble, so sit right there
I'll tell all of you about how I got catfished by a man named Mandy with hair

I'll take my stickers now, thank you.

 

[Potatoherder]

Pretty good night but YT takes the lead with $235. Only 19 hits for mandy and 5 for kiwi. Paypig of the night was MarionHoltzmann(58721492) with 60% of the rants.

A name i recognize but i am not sure if he is still pro-nick. Only message he did all night.

PhillAboody "Nick, you should bring Mandy K on to shut the Kiwi farmers up for good. Prove them wrong once and for all.", 2024-01-02 00:14:05 -0600 CST

One muted user skipmoney89(59681161) who sent 92 messages attacking cgoody and all of the Nick diehards.

skipmoney89 @cgoody564 i applaud you for slobbing on nick's nuts for years man thats a tough job .... go work your 9-5 you drug addicted felon nick won't pay you man no matter how much you wish 2024-01-02 01:26:36 -0600 CST

Nick(31197417) is 100% in control, he never needed to suck off liquor bottles, he just liked to.

ArcLightRedux hes jonesing for drink real bad 2024-01-02 02:07:24 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw @arclightredux sure I am! 0,2024-01-02 02:07:46 -0600 CST
ArcLightRedux one day at a time Nick 0,2024-01-02 02:08:08 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw "@arcLightRedux rofl, people have literally no idea about any of this shit, it's hilarious to me" 0,2024-01-02 02:08:48 -0600 CST

This has only taken a year+ of people constantly telling him. I am sure he will expect people to kiss his feet when he finally moves from the 11pm slot.

SirKekington that was a quick stream 0,2024-01-02 02:09:11 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw @sirkekington working on eliminating bloat from show. Not going to drag it out for no reason 0,2024-01-02 02:09:48 -0600 CST

He was only pretending to be a drunkard yelling at black people for 7 hours about comic books.

GeneBonDano Nick- What did you do to get your drinking privileges revoked?,8106 2024-01-02 02:09:56 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw "@genebondano I didn't have anything revoked. I was over-using the show gimmick and didn't like what the results were, changing it up" 2024-01-02 02:10:33 -0600 CST

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[elb]

But the night of the drunk stream Cory was talking to another person about getting catfished after having gone out to see them & was surprised by them being “old & fat”. He said something like oh well, could have been worse, least he didn’t get murdered though.

That was another wine mom, I think Stormy

 

[ChromaQuack]

Obligatory Jim acknowledgment

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WHY WON'T YOU MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS MEDICAAAAAARE.

Is there any way to start a deadpool on those two? while Medicare is en route to become either a member of the Cult Mechanicus or being sent to the pearly gates, Nick is unpredictable enough while on the bottle that I could see him winning that like the won Cow of 2023.

 

[Mouse Cop]

More Jim on Rickieta, Ralph weighs in

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Pat posters... I'm so sorry. This was your year. Unless Fatrick can oink up another lolsuit or shits himself on camera next year he's going to end up waddling into 3rd or 4th place agagain.

Lolcow of the Year ain't a career reward, it goes to the brightest burning star baby!


Also nonzero chance that Nick lashes out at Joe for accidentally leaking the phone number. Poor Joe doesn't deserve to be in the middle of this.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Some many thing surprise me for the pass few years and question my judgement in someone characters:

• If someone told me Amos Yee was a pedophile saying when he like CP and defending why CP is free speech back in 2017, I would not believe you and say he was just trolling and trying to get attention because of free speech. Now here we are after he got arrested for being a actual pedophile.
• If someone told me Andrew Tate was a horrible person and done sex traffic. I would not believe you and say, he is just trolling and trying to get attention. Now here we are, he was arrested for illegal sex trafficking, scamming his audience, taking advantage of lonely young men, destroying many young men life, and taking advantage of young women because they all lack a father figure.
• If someone told me Flamenco like loli and a total degenerate a few years ago, I would not believe you and defended him, but now here we are, a total degenerate and liking loli. Which I totally regret defending him.
• If someone told me Vito like Cuties and is a pedophile, I would say he is just trolling like Amos Yee. Will here we are, Vito like Cuties and might be a pedophile.
• If someone went back in time in 2019 and told me Rekieta was a cuck, let his friend bang his wife, a total degenerate, cross dress in women cloths in front of his kids, a alcoholic, and defended pedophile Vito. I would not believe you and say you were some crazy Karen. Now here we are, Rekieta is truly all that.

I think you need to take a moment and do some introspection on the number of people you've been wrong about being sexual degenerates and/or pedophiles.

 

[ChromaQuack]

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Tbf we know none of these are true by virtue of Jim not currently being sued by a schizo boomer and not having to pay 20k per head to each retard he shit talked in the past due to a botched lawsuit.

Can't say the same about Nicky or the people he has been involved in giving advice to.

 

[Twinkletard]

I'm having a hearty laugh at the thought of "Metokur LLC"

The hats were so damn lucrative.

 

[Fapcop]

Okay but nobody gives a shit about the troon. The troon is just another weirdo faggot with no self-respect on the internet insinuating oneself

We don’t get angry or disappointed at dogs for eating their own shit. That’s to be expected, it’s in their nature.

Likewise with a troon trying to catfish men who should know better.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

haven't had time to check on rackets in a while how is monty's lawsuit against him going?

There is a thread in Lolcow LLP with recent case updates.

Personally, I subscribe to the theory that Nick floated the idea of a threesome between him, MANdy, and Kayla, and Kayla demurred (bullet dodged, etc).

Do I have any proof? Nothing solid. It's just a gut feeling. It fits with what a horny retard Nick is/was for MANdy.

This is fair. I do not have a definite opinion, but SOMETHING gave Fattan the idea to run with. My recollection of the timeline is blurry, but I do not think this was a total fabrication by her.

He didn’t specify exactly where but said he went out to meet them, so Texas? And couldn’t have been Xino, as she came to Cory to meet up with him. That was another thing the “skipmonkey” person was on about, asking why Xino left her child to go stay with Cory. Which made chat start calling that person “Cunthia”.

But the night of the drunk stream Cory was talking to another person about getting catfished after having gone out to see them & was surprised by them being “old & fat”. He said something like oh well, could have been worse, least he didn’t get murdered though.

This was someone else, based on my recollection. It was definitely NOT MAN-dy.