💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Tomlinson still has roughly 8 hours remaining to destroy his life by fucking a man in the ass or else Rekieta has Lolcow of the Year on lockdown. You've got this, Patrick!
 
Balldo's Gate said:
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FFS, this is exactly what a man would say... this is obviously not a woman!

So this is probably a gay man who is not happy with themselves enough that they play a woman online for attention, but they still need to get across how macho and cool they are, so they ad hoc the mechanic/car fanatic shit into their personality. This person is well and truly fucked. Get help, I'm not even being mean. This is not the way, my friend.

Also, Rekieta, you dipshit, you obviously attract these thirsty faggots who overcomplicate everything for a reason. Just come out of the closet, already. Jesus will forgive you. (Some of your fans may not though.)
 
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Front page news during cow elections. Our boy is gonna be batting 1000 soon.
 

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I just want to point out MANdy made Rekieta throw away the monogamous part of his mask, and what led to the acceleration of his downfall this year.

Rekieta collapsed his e-career this year OVER A CATFISH.
 
Otoya Yamaguchi said:
eh you cant fault a guy for being tricked....but i say this without seeing the tranny in question
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You absolutely can, and should, fault a dude for being tricked, especially by such low effort posts, and especially when the dude in question is a self proclaimed "social media expert. More importantly you can, and should, fault him for thirsting over random E-Thots, real or otherwise, given he has a fucking wife and kids.
 
The Yellow Dart said:
Tomlinson still has roughly 8 hours remaining to destroy his life by fucking a man in the ass or else Rekieta has Lolcow of the Year on lockdown. You've got this, Patrick!
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I don't know, minutes ago Bossman announced he's getting beer for tonight (he hasn't had a drink since rehab last year) He might be making one last push for the crown!
 
Whistlin' Crustacean said:
Nick's rapid descent happened this year, and it's not at all certain whether he will collapse further next year. It might be possible, but it's not certain.

Hell, there's a non-zero chance that Nick has an epiphany and does a Ralph in 2024. Or that his local community/church/whatever does a successful intervention. Or that he wraps his car around a tree with one of his kids in it, driving drunk at 7 A.M., and swears off alcohol entirely. There are many things that can result in his "Lolcow of the Year" chances in 2024 looking much like Ralph's chances are looking in 2023.

And if, despite all that, the spiraling continues in an even more spectacular fashion, well, there's always next year. But for now...
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I'll give Balldo credit. . . It's impressive for a married man with kids to get catfished.
 
East_Clintwood said:
You absolutely can, and should, fault a dude for being tricked, especially by such low effort posts ) and especially when the dude in question is a self proclaimed "social media expert. More importantly you can, and should, fault him for thirsting over random E-Thots, real or otherwise, given he has a fucking wife and kids.
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Yeah. I consider this divine retrubtion for what amounts to cheating on his wife. He got what he fucking deserved
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Daniel "Buffalo Dan" Harris
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What a fucking buzzer beater to end the year on! Fantastic post from @Balldo's Gate and exemplary work from all involved. I'm glad this was able to finally be put to rest, but damn December proved to be a busy month for the thread hasn't it?
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but being a skinwalker makes it creepier and I hope the real Mandy is safe.
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From what I remember seeing on her Facebooj (Facebook*), what little there is since it's a mostly private page, she's perfectly happy with a family and has no idea her identity was used this way.
Edit: phonefag spelling mistake
Edit 2: fuck it got put in the random.txt thread, guess I'll keep it original for posterity
 
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Goofy Logic said:
Rekieta causes a lot of his grief this year OVER A CATFISH.
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HOW can people claim Bossmanjack is better? Lets look what a TRUE gambler looks like.

The Virgin BossManJack: Bets pennies from his viewers over the chance to one day win a Civic.

The CHAD Rackets: Gambles away his marriage, career, relationships and liver over a woMAN that does not exist. Ends up winning what's essentially a plastic bag full of air.

I'm sorry, but Rackets is a far more entertaining gambler.
 
Pizdec said:
You don't. Congrats Rekieta, for ruining your marriage to a man pretending to be a woman, for over half a decade. To ruining your kids lives, and exposing your friends as gross sex pests.
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I imagine the divorce arc will proceed on January 1st. Holy fuck Nick, you cheated on your wife with a man. Hope the court rapes your ass.
 
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