💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ADG Rotten snatch]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyqlsyI9U24

BAHAHA The fucking gimp hand limply holding onto the carrot was fantastic. I also loved it when he had to place the celery into it like he was loading a vice. That thing is really dead.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyqlsyI9U24

1:54 - Of course Jack is going to be entertained by a spinning knife block.

He's a mushbrain who sees Elon Musk as a kindred spirit.


It's because the people that tend to push for EVs are liberal types and I think Biden was pushing for more EVs on the road by 2030 or something. Jagoff is the type that if he could he'd "roll coal" because he's an asshole.

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Rolling coal involves spending money on a diesel truck, fucking up the engine, and buying diesel fuel to roll coal with money. Money he could use to buy GUD meat and plenty of it.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Everyone knows you use a bread knife to cut tomatoes. What the fuck lmao.

 

[RU486]

It really is surprising after having a cooking show for over a decade, Jack does not know what a cleaver is and decides the best test for it is cutting root vegetables.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyqlsyI9U24

Community happenings said this video would help me lose my virginity and move out of my mom's house.

Will buying the knife block alone do it? Or do you have to have excellent chopping skills and firm hand strength too like featured in the vid? Plz advise, my parents are really getting on my case and I hope to be a world famous YT chef and barbecue extraordinaire who has lots of sex too just like Jack one day.

It really is surprising after having a cooking show for over a decade, Jack does not know what a cleaver is and decides the best test for it is cutting root vegetables.

"This should go right through like butter"

*cr-crunch*

 

[Super Hans v2]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyqlsyI9U24

1. Three days before Christmas is about as useful a time to put out a gift idea video as a week after, fucking tard.

2. Is Jack so far gone that he's becoming winded unwrapping knives, or is that the wendigo edging to the idea of having new instruments to play with?

3. Why in the fuck is two thirds of the video the unboxing?

4. I'd bet there's more produce in this vid that the rest of Jack's last year of content put together.

 

[Wodanaz]

1. Three days before Christmas is about as useful a time to put out a gift idea video as a week after, fucking tard.

Amazon page was already back up to the normal price of $170 when the first thing he said was that the knives were on sale for around $100. It was uploaded six hours ago.

 

[p1138]

3. Why in the fuck is two thirds of the video the unboxing?

What do you expect him to do, show off some elite knife work? lol This is the same fucking idiot who once again talks up how he uses a bread knife to slice a fucking tomato... if you need a serrated knife to slice a tomato it's because your knives are shit. Even using his claw hand to hold a carrot he still can't slice it properly.. hell he didn't even manage to chop straight down and the damn knife only had to move an inch in his good hand. Then with celery he knows the bulb end sucks but doesn't understand why? Chops up the celery but leaves the shitty stringy veins in... which means whenever he does use celery you're probably going to get that shit stuck in your teeth.

Even Tammy can't slice a tomato worth a shit.

 

[Potato Burrito]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyqlsyI9U24

If he'd used that cleaver the way it's supposed to be used and chopped off that dead fucking claw dangling from his body I would buy these knives so fast. Disappointed as usual.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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Lol I was texting a fat friend and look what popped up in a GIF search.

This looks to be before his last stroke. Weren't we led to believe he only used them at grocery stores and airports?

Looks to me like the lying fat faggot has had one at his house all along.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

This looks to be before his last stroke. Weren't we led to believe he only used them at grocery stores and airports?

Looks to me like the lying fat faggot has had one at his house all along.

I think it's from when he blew out his tendon walking. If I remember correctly, he was pretty open about using a scooter then, probably because he thought it wouldn't be permanent.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I thought it was just because he's fucking retarded so he believes whatever Alex Jones level bullshit his almost as retarded brother tells him.

According to Jack, Charles bought a Tesla recently.

I’m to the right of Mussolini and I own a Tesla. Jack is just a moron. EV’s are not going anywhere.

 

[p1138]

So Fatty, wtf are you then?

 

[Super Hans v2]

So Fatty, wtf are you then?
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A true Christian, obviously. Don't you remember learning about Jesus' encounter with the Samaritan, and how He called a F-100 for a napalm strike?

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

So Fatty, wtf are you then?
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TRUE Christians don't belong behind bars for commiting tax fraud.

I'll bet they're planning to write off both the Cali and the Orlando trips since Jagoff posted footage of them on his stupid YouTube "show".

These people need to be audited, stat.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Considering St. Nicholas allegedly decked an Arian at Nicaea the timing of this mushbrained wisdom is perfect.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Rolling coal involves spending money on a diesel truck, fucking up the engine, and buying diesel fuel to roll coal with money. Money he could use to buy GUD meat and plenty of it.

It's like cutting off your nose to spite your face. It makes no sense but this is more a political and social statement than anything else.

If he had the money he's exactly the type of person to do it for no other reason than the government wants more EVs on the road.

Everyone knows you use a bread knife to cut tomatoes. What the fuck lmao.

The serrations help but if you have a sharp knife and keep it sharp you can use a chef's knife on a tomato. But Jagoff is the type to buy a cheap set of knives and just use them until they dull and then buy a new one.

It really is surprising after having a cooking show for over a decade, Jack does not know what a cleaver is and decides the best test for it is cutting root vegetables.

What do you expect when he calls the company "kie-oh-ku"? If he can't even figure out how to say the company name properly he can't be expected to know which knife is used for what. I mean he still insists on using a bread knife to cut a tomato. The best way to test if your knife is sharp enough is to use a chef's knife to cut one. If it cuts through with no issue then it's sharp. If you need to saw at it, or use the tip to give you a place to start then it needs sharpening.

But straight out of the box? It's going to be razor sharp.

If he'd used that cleaver the way it's supposed to be used and chopped off that dead fucking claw dangling from his body

You reminded me of this classic:

 

[Burd Turglar]

It's like cutting off your nose to spite your face. It makes no sense but this is more a political and social statement than anything else.

If he had the money he's exactly the type of person to do it for no other reason than the government wants more EVs on the road.


The serrations help but if you have a sharp knife and keep it sharp you can use a chef's knife on a tomato. But Jagoff is the type to buy a cheap set of knives and just use them until they dull and then buy a new one.


What do you expect when he calls the company "kie-oh-ku"? If he can't even figure out how to say the company name properly he can't be expected to know which knife is used for what. I mean he still insists on using a bread knife to cut a tomato. The best way to test if your knife is sharp enough is to use a chef's knife to cut one. If it cuts through with no issue then it's sharp. If you need to saw at it, or use the tip to give you a place to start then it needs sharpening.

But straight out of the box? It's going to be razor sharp.


You reminded me of this classic:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gcw99fI4QPs:50

My girlfriend was getting a good laugh at me yelling at jack for not knowing what knife is for what and not even knowing the straight up basic method of cutting a God damn piece of celery. Slice, not shove the knife down like a cave man with a stroke...oh wait.

 

[Tiresome]

If he had the money he's exactly the type of person to do it for no other reason than the government wants more EVs on the road.

A man who would shout at a drive-thru speaker to fuck with the total stranger in the car in front of him is easily antisocial and uncivil enough to roll coal, he's likely additionally stupid enough to do something like brake-check a big rig.

 

[James done did it]

Lol they are totally going to resume the channel after he dies aren't they?

I think I posted this before but I'm still wagering on Junior taking the disgusting, sweaty hat and putting it on his head, then slowly turning it backwards while saying "There must always be a ja/ck/"

Honestly I'm really, really rooting for it. I don't know how much longer we'll have with Scalfani Sr.

(also that knife video is fucking great)