💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[She Brings The Rain]

Does anyone have the video of Jack saying he chose not to be gay? I think he was debating his brother or something like that; I just want it on hand for when he starts saying his obviously homophobic bullshit.

 

[Tiresome]

He's as Italian as Olive Garden is.

"When you're here, you're Fatty."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's because he's a mushbrain. This is the guy that says you can tell a good Italian restaurant by if they serve their marinara sauce warm. And if that's good, everything is good.

He's as Italian as Olive Garden is.

What a repulsive bunch of low-class, white trash hicks they all are.

I won't call them hillbillies as that's an insult to Appalachians and their culture.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

Here is a quote from Jack about immobilized fat people in stores in June of 2022.

"I don't walk that well so sometimes I may need... If I'm tired, my one leg gets a little weak, so I may need a cart, and I notice that when you look at people in a cart, look in their basket - don't judge them, love them - but realize, the stuff in their basket is why they're in the cart. Every cart I look at's got donuts, soda, and chips, nothing but horrible food for your body, is in the cart, and the guy or the girl is in the cart, because they can't walk, or they're too big."

He is a sanctimonious prick who stroked out again 6 months after uttering this bullshit.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Because Fatty can't fathom the idea of going out to do anything, he believes that the day must end with eating as naturally there's nothing else to do.
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Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...

Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?

Sorry. Rate me hats, but a shitty day at work.

Fucking Jack. Dude. You ate day old gas station "Mexican" food which you said looks gross but still gave it a GUD review because you got a lot of it. And a lot of people end their day at Krystal's/White Castle because they've been out partying and want something cheap and greasy, you end your day having your wife wipe your ass while you watch Blue's Clues.

Complaining about the cost of things at a timeshare is hilarious. You're pissing away money going to theme parks where all you can do is eat because you're too stroked out to do any of the rides or attractions.

 

[AnOminous]

How can someone obsessed with prices not know prices? How?

He doesn't care because he's just spending Tammy's money anyway.

Complaining about the cost of things at a timeshare is hilarious. You're pissing away money going to theme parks where all you can do is eat because you're too stroked out to do any of the rides or attractions.

Complaining about costs when you're one of the dumbest suckers alive just by merit of even buying into a timeshare is hilarious.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=c1UsDXPt4Ug

3:12 Tammy points to the pork cheeks on the menu, and for a brief moment the Wendigo breaks cover. “mmmUUOOGH”

 

[ZipDisk]

I like how Rob mixed in the Magic Bullet. That's a deep cut and Jack didn't see it at all.

 

[Postal Dude]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=c1UsDXPt4Ug

1:47 Nice wheelchair shot LOL

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I like how Rob mixed in the Magic Bullet. That's a deep cut and Jack didn't see it at all.

Jack is so useless that he can't even press down on a Magic Bullet. And even if he could, he wouldn't because bigger chunks of FUD means GUD.

 

[fag0rz]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

Jack was born with a rare genetic mutation that makes him double down on stupidity in response to any advice or criticism. It's part of the phenotype of the true lolcow. And in Jack's case it elevates him from another tiresome Karen-Boomer type to a troll magnet.

(Yes, yes, I know he's not really a "Boomer". But what else would you call a fat, helpless Californian homunculus who lives off his wife's money and yells at waitresses?)

 

[Piggle Rick]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

Did you miss the episode where he went to some cheap-ass place that offered unlimited fries with their meals, then said he was going to start ordering more fries from the very beginning, and if he thought the kitchen was “throttling” his fry supply he’d take it out on the waiter by not tipping him? He’s an absolute prick to wait staff, and proudly films it and uploads it. Fuck him.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Jr brags about being Eyetalian while having no idea what pasta he is currently shoveling into his mouth. The wendigo's next fatsuit is almost ready.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jr brags about being Eyetalian while having no idea what pasta he is currently shoveling into his mouth. The wendigo's next fatsuit is almost ready.

Looked like tortellini to me. I can't blame him, anything outside basic Sam's Choice spaghetti noodles are exotic to these fuckers.

 

[Dead Air]

Because Fatty can't fathom the idea of going out to do anything, he believes that the day must end with eating as naturally there's nothing else to do.
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Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...

Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?

Oh fuck off Jack you CA faggot. Krystal is a TN institution. Sure, they aint fantastic but your CA ass doesn't get to talk shit about it. You've eaten trash 10000x worse and more horrid than Krystal slop.

 

[lindsayfan]

Did you miss the episode where he went to some cheap-ass place that offered unlimited fries with their meals, then said he was going to start ordering more fries from the very beginning, and if he thought the kitchen was “throttling” his fry supply he’d take it out on the waiter by not tipping him? He’s an absolute prick to wait staff, and proudly films it and uploads it. Fuck him.

ahhh that makes my blood boil. in this latest one we get him strokily hollering "job opening!" when someone drops a plate off-camera. what the fuck would you know about a job, you disgusting half-dead swollen tick?

 

[Kosher Salt]

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This is either the most or least self-aware thing that strokebrain has ever posted.

I suspect the latter. He probably saw Elon say it and he's just repeating it. Ironically I think I remember Jack Dorsey also saying the same thing, but I don't think fatty subscribes to his viewpoints despite the fact that he's usually all over anyone or anything named Jack.

 

[Aaway]

something i noticed in the recent fat on the go

the tiramisu that tammy jr is eating at the end appears to be one of those free birthday desserts that you can get at most restaurant, as there's a "happy birthday" written on the plane. i'm not sure when her birthday is, but i'm very certain it wasn't that day or else someone would've mentioned it on video at least once. leave it up to the scalfatties to lie and scam their way into free food like the good christians they are

also interesting that she's the only one eating it and that there aren't any other spoons on the plate. guess that's what becoming a scalfatty does to a person

 

[Piggle Rick]

something i noticed in the recent fat on the go

the tiramisu that tammy jr is eating at the end appears to be one of those free birthday desserts that you can get at most restaurant, as there's a "happy birthday" written on the plane. i'm not sure when her birthday is, but i'm very certain it wasn't that day or else someone would've mentioned it on video at least once. leave it up to the scalfatties to lie and scam their way into free food like the good christians they are

also interesting that she's the only one eating it and that there aren't any other spoons on the plate. guess that's what becoming a scalfatty does to a person

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I can’t be sure, but I think the plate says Happy 21st Birthday?

 

[biggacracka]

"Babe, new Rob just dropped!"