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That protein powder doesn't even have sugar, unless you count a tiny amount of lactose.
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Weird and "treat" protein powder has always been a thing. Probably great idea to market to DD. I've seen cereal flavors warhead candy etc.
I'm a simple man and use cheap chocolate whey because it works and I can choke it down well enough.
Late on replying but holy shit Jack is sucking up to Netflix... Aren't they "sjw woke" letting that gay keyan and his family have a show? Much like his apple products are big into LGBT
Jack is such a corp boot licker.
Jr dropping the soft R gamer word is a riot. I think he should have an N word pass tho. He's working a dead end job, no education, shitty tattoos, living off a woman.
Sounds like a nigger or Nigga if you prefer to me.
Also jr is fat. Like his wife, and mom and dad.
I'm a simple man and use cheap chocolate whey because it works and I can choke it down well enough.
Late on replying but holy shit Jack is sucking up to Netflix... Aren't they "sjw woke" letting that gay keyan and his family have a show? Much like his apple products are big into LGBT
Jack is such a corp boot licker.
Jr dropping the soft R gamer word is a riot. I think he should have an N word pass tho. He's working a dead end job, no education, shitty tattoos, living off a woman.
Sounds like a nigger or Nigga if you prefer to me.
Also jr is fat. Like his wife, and mom and dad.
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Of course it doesn't. But he's a mushbrain so Dunkin bad.
Meanwhile he makes stuff with sugar all the time. He's such a hypocrite.
I've always done vanilla but that's only because it goes with everything and I tend to mix it with other stuff.
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Whatever Jack claims, he is a Californicator at heart.
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Explain why I should a-log Jack without saying "fat" or "he choked out his son over weed."
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You shouldn't. God is Jack's biggest troll anyway so unless you think you can manage better than God, just enjoy the show
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A wigger, the lowest form of white trash.
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A-logging Jack is a waste of time, he’s his own best alog lol
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I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.
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His hypocrisy and performative Christianity can be a bit maddening from time to time, but the only thing that truly upsets me is how he clearly doesn't know how to treat his dogs, leaving them in harnesses all the time and not giving them the attention and stimulation they truly need. Much like John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt, cows that can't take care of their pets rub me the wrong way.
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trust the plan.
p.s. i tried repeatedly to thumbnail this and it didn't work so you're getting it in its full glory
p.p.s. i was also inspired to make one for fatrick tomlinson
You're not thinking with mushbrain logic. Also, Fatty reviewed Wonka on facebook and liked it because it was family friendly with no "political agendas".
Watch how Fatty interacts with most of them men who appear on his cooking with jack show.
Fatty has also stated he doesn't want to own a male dog because he doesn't want to run the risk of petting the dog and accidentally touching it's dick and it getting aroused.
Fatty hates the idea of liking media that might have any gays in it, because he doesn't want to be known as liking something gay.
Fatty is a closet gay who thinks he's clever about broadcasting how gay he isn't.
You shouldn't but...
His treatment of animals, his treatment of other people(even guests on his "shows"), his especially bad treatment of customer service staff, his repeated wastes of opportunity, the incompetence in the kitchen that almost seems malicious at this point since it's been going on for so long(even potentially poisoning many people now), using what little of a platform he has to spew utter bullshit about anything from cooking to church, his sense of entitlement, obliviousness to the obvious, the list just keeps on going. If he were just fat, no one would give a shit. If he were any other self-entitled asshole, no one would have the opportunity to give a shit. It's that he's been broadcasting his bullshit online for what, 15 years now? All while having a superiority complex the entire time.
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Jack would love it if the algorithms were feeding him bacon.
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I don't get mad! You get mad at him!
But seriously he doesn't make me angry for the most part. The things that piss me off about him, other than being a fat faggot, is that he mistreats his dogs. Choking your son for smoking weed is one thing. Abusing an animal and thinking that it's okay is another. That and his fake Christianity is a constant turn off.
Beyond that, the guy is a stroked out retard who thinks he's smarter than he really is. He might see himself as some big name youtube star but in reality he's just some guy that lucked into semi e-celebrity status. The funniest thing is years ago when he was first starting out he was part of some Youtube meeting / convention where up and coming channels were invited to some Youtube event. There he did a video with the lovely "Emmy Cho" who's got the "Emmymade in Japan" channel. She's over 3 million subs in part because she's cute but also seemingly knows her way around the kitchen and some some decent cooking chops.
Just goes to show that you can start off the same way and gain success or not. It all comes down to the individual.
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He wines about a $12 hotel restaurant burger which is pretty much the standard rate now then goes to a Universal (TM) Citywalk (TM) Italian joint which is guaranteed not to be a value just by location. Pasta dishes are all $20+, did not look great, and the restaurant has a pretty bad rating. How can someone obsessed with prices not know prices? How?
Because Fatty can't fathom the idea of going out to do anything, he believes that the day must end with eating as naturally there's nothing else to do.
Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...
Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?
Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...
Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?
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It's like he's almost onto something.
I never understood people taking a shit on other people for perceived slights. Then again, I'm not a stroked out retard who was raised poorly.
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It's because he's a mushbrain. This is the guy that says you can tell a good Italian restaurant by if they serve their marinara sauce warm. And if that's good, everything is good.
He's as Italian as Olive Garden is.