💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He posted it again! The last bit is interesting - it does sound like he's going to drag this out for a while. If the book isn't finished he doesn't have to try to sell it.

I should also mention that he turned off replies to this tweet. He never turns off replies. What could it mean? I wonder if the hundreds of new people he's following are involved in publishing and he's trying to show off


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I remember when my school did A Christmas Carol as our Christmas play and a boy picked the 11 year old playing Tiny Tim up by the legs and swung him into the wall. I hope Pat writes the same thing into his book.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Pat bitching about osempic because he actually needs it. Lol
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Not fat by any medical standards, child. Because I refuse to acknowledge them. Enjoy prison.
BScCollateral said:
They would likely have sent Tiny Tim somewhere he could get a lot of sun, and Bob's your uncle.
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My uncle's name is not Bob, stlaker. Enjoy prison.
 
I don't understand Fatrick, why is he finishing this awful book only now that he's completely missed the Christmas season?
This kind of garbage wouldn't sell as anything but a gimmick or a joke stocking filler


Also I found images of Patrick attending the Child Molesters Science Fiction Writer's Guild meeting:
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AnOminous said:
They didn't even discover what caused TB until 1882 and it wasn't until literally the '40s that there was any effective treatment for it, no matter how rich you were. You just got to die in more luxurious surroundings. Even if you had remission, you still had severe damage to your lungs and since there was nothing to use to kill the bacillus, you would inevitably relapse over and over until you died.
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Good point; "treating" TB in 1843 was less "curing" and more "prolonging life." I'd guess Tiny Tim's treatment successfully prolonged his life to the point where he survived childhood.
Or, given the text is "did not die", he went to Eastern Europe where he became a vampire, but I don't want to suggest a sequel.
 
AnOminous said:
Part of the problem is its incredibly slow metabolism, which has the side effect of making it nearly immune to many antibiotics, and is why courses of treatment are still incredibly lengthy. It just doesn't uptake very quickly.
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The other issue is the side effects of treatment. It's almost as bad a TB itself. It nearly killed me.
 
TB can and does go from active infection to latent. Most people with it, if I'm not mistaken, have latent infections and may not even know they have it. Doctors probably wouldn't even know if was actually consumption until the infection lasted for a lengthy period without getting better and might just assume it was another disease.

But all that being said, sci-fi "author" Patrick S. Tomlinson is quite fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
It might be important to note that while a cure for tuberculosis (as opposed to treatment) eluded medicaal science of 1843, they were quite capable of curing fat, which cure was often invoked whether or not it was needed. Stupid was and remains uncurable.
 
After Pat decided to "no child,, enjoy prison" someone from his Automanic account I decided to check out his dead website for the 'project' he hasn't written an article since January and even then that one was bitching about Tesla
On the bottom of The about page , I found this :
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What the fuck is he talking about ? How can he have any customers or years or service ? Is he counting page views as customers and his entire failed writing career as years of work ? The 50+ languages is funny because Pat barely has a grasp on English, 1.7gpa and all
 
Piggle Rick said:
So I guess Dan really is “the real thing” since he knows all this OnA lore?
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I tried to find out who that dancing guy was for you so I took a look at Dan's video (I'm glad someone else knew who the man was, because I didn't).

Anyways, I know a lot of people hate Dan both at Ona (for promising and then not delivering, making everything about himself, posting his DMs with other users) and here (pozloading my neghole, being a teaser etc). I can't deny he has done a lot of stupid shit.

However, while checking out the intro, I noticed he put many of his fuckups in it. For all his faults, the man can show self-awareness and laugh at himself. I think a lot of the time people are not fair to the guy.

Does he eventually act like an asshole, does a metric ton of booze and cocaine and streams himself paying cheap drunken whores in Vegas while wearing a Hitler mustache and looking like a shaved egg with googly eyes? Sure. But who hasn't done that amirite?
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His behaviour and obstinate fanning of Pat's own flames of self-destruction are one of the most entertaining things I have ever witnessed, and the amount of space he occupies in Pat's head is bigger than the entire Aria!

Love or hate the guy, you gotta admit he's a fucking funny character. Personally I cannot for the life of me have any negative feelings towards the man. Thanks for the laughs and Godspeed you weird, weird 5-sinker sonovabitch. Screenshot_20231216_190137_Brave.jpg
 
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Some of the Dan memes from the second better forum are funny
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Dan has said the impetus for Alogging Patrick is because Dan was named as a John Doe twice in pats stupid suit. All because Dan made fun of a guy on a subreddit for a long forgotten radio show he was a true & honest fan of.
 
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After Pat decided to "no child,, enjoy prison" someone from his Automanic account I decided to check out his dead website for the 'project' he hasn't written an article since January and even then that one was bitching about Tesla
On the bottom of The about page , I found this :
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What the fuck is he talking about ? How can he have any customers or years or service ? Is he counting page views as customers and his entire failed writing career as years of work ? The 50+ languages is funny because Pat barely has a grasp on English, 1.7gpa and all
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It's a cookie cutter Wordpress footer that he lazily hasn't changed yet. Also, LOL at the missing/incorrect FA icons.
 
Pepperonified said:
It's a cookie cutter Wordpress footer that he lazily hasn't changed yet. Also, LOL at the missing/incorrect FA icons.
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Searching for "14000" "happy clients" "cups of coffee" yields a small handful of retards that did the same thing. What surprises me is that the number is so low. There are around 800 million "websites" running Wordpress. Clearly we're dealing with a rare grade of brain damage here.

Furthermore, it is my opinion that Patrick must lose weight.
 
Sarn’t said:
Writing exercise: rewrite memorable first lines of books themed after faTrick
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ENJOY PRISON, STALKER CHILD is scrawled in blood red lettering on the side of Hooligans on the corner of North and Ivanhoe and is in print large enough to be seen from the backseat of the Rustang as it lurches forward in the traffic leaving the Half Hovel and just as Patrick Tomlinson notices the words a bus pulls up, the advertisement for the Milwaukee Brewers on its side blocking his view, but Tomlinson who is unemployed and forty-something doesn’t seem to care because he tells the driver he will give him five dollars to turn up the radio, “Paperback Writer” on WYNN, and the driver, black, not American, does so.

American Psycho
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Piggle Rick said:
Thank you! What a cringe song and video. I did experience that second-hand embarrassment watching that.
So I guess Dan really is “the real thing” since he knows all this OnA lore?
Can’t wait for Piggy to humiliate himself online again like he did with his tryhard Ozempic
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mr mullen is notorious on the other forum for being a bit killing faggot who doesnt get ONA references....


kidding, luv ya dan
 
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grapeshark77 said:
He posted it again! The last bit is interesting - it does sound like he's going to drag this out for a while. If the book isn't finished he doesn't have to try to sell it.

I should also mention that he turned off replies to this tweet. He never turns off replies. What could it mean? I wonder if the hundreds of new people he's following are involved in publishing and he's trying to show off


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Rick just cant help himself.
my theory is -
1. he thinks some publishing house or editor will see it and doesnt want his arrest report in the replies

2. Niki told him no prezzies or going to the robinson christmas if he doesnt chill with his enjoy prisons
 
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