Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I reread Josh's old Telegram posts from around a year ago. That was a crazy time, wasn't it?
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Just remember, Elliot has nobody and nothing. A time for family and happiness for most is pathetic free time for him and his Legion of Retards to wage a winter war.

Starting late december, we will likely be shelled with some big power-move, I'm putting my money on losing clearnet and being forced to take cover in the the .onion trench-houses for a bit while God-Leader Jersh finds a way to get us back out there to do what we do best.

You see. Soldier; we already won the war by living in their head rent-free. This is just a mooning operation now, and we need every ass against the glass for every second that Elliot forces our sneed-ship into the orbit of his gigantic planet-sized head.


Also remember, Sean is grabbing every page! Remember to occasionally say hi!
Sean, you look like a Human-Muppet hybrid. Like if Beaker fucked a human woman, 9 months later she'd give birth to you. I imagine you also make beaker-esque noises of terrified arousal when Elliot honks orders at you in their fucked up Kermit voice.
Clip the page for Elliot if I'm right!
 
Paranoia Machine said:
Just remember, Elliot has nobody and nothing. A time for family and happiness for most is pathetic free time for him and his Legion of Retards to wage a winter war.

Starting late december, we will likely be shelled with some big power-move, I'm putting my money on losing clearnet and being forced to take cover in the the .onion trench-houses for a bit while God-Leader Jersh finds a way to get us back out there to do what we do best.
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December is also whem suicides among sad and lonely people peak so 🌈
 
HAI ERRIOT

IT BEEN AWHILE SIN' I SPEAKEE CHINEE TO YU

"CHING CHING CHONG BONG
PING PONG CHING CHONG DING DONG
KING KONG DONKEY DONG CHONG BONG PONG DONG FONG"

IT MEAN "WE STILL HERE AND YU STILL GOT NO DICK"

HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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10 seconds in "lets be honest with ourselves for a second" interesting coming from someone who is dishonest at every turn.

Also randomly clicked through and I think his voice gets lower near the end. His pronunciation is grating and the echo makes it sound like no one is even in the room with him.

Short shorts and too small a purple shirt don't look good and is entirely inappropriate for a professional presentation.
 
davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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You can see their metabolism shifting as they approach middle-age. The combination of pot-belly, phone hunch, balding and broad shoulders, homie is going to look like ET by the end of their 40s.

Liz Fone-Home. :smug:
 
indomitable snowman said:
10 seconds in "lets be honest with ourselves for a second" interesting coming from someone who is dishonest at every turn.

Also randomly clicked through and I think his voice gets lower near the end. His pronunciation is grating and the echo makes it sound like no one is even in the room with him.

Short shorts and too small a purple shirt don't look good and is entirely inappropriate for a professional presentation.
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Would be interesting to get a view of the room, to see how many attendants there are.
I heard no laughter in response to his "jokes" (from what little I watched, anyway).
 
Troons can't start a fire
Troons can't start a fire without a spark
Girl talk for hire
Even if Elliot’s just dilating in the dark.

(Lyrics rewritten from Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen.)
 
davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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There is absolutely nothing feminine about that body: narrow hips, broad shoulders, the limb to torso ratios, just… everything. LMAO.
 
enamelled toothbrush said:
There is absolutely nothing feminine about that body: narrow hips, broad shoulders, the limb to torso ratios, just… everything. LMAO.
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Forget feminine, he doesn't even look human. Between his head, his shoulders, his gut, and his massive feet, he looks like an anthropomorphic personification of a rectangle.
 
davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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WOW, what an inappropriate outfit for a professional talk/recording on a stage. The ill-fitting in the waist and the shorts is secondary to those colors and lengths.
 
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Forget feminine, he doesn't even look human. Between his head, his shoulders, his gut, and his massive feet, he looks like an anthropomorphic personification of a rectangle.
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Unfair. Rectangles have four right angles. There is no angle from which Dong Jones looks right
 
davids877 said:
Attention everyone, he is NOT wearing the purple dress. Of course, he's still wearing a color that really doesn't look good on anyone.
The re:Invent 2023 talk is available.
"AWS re:Invent 2023 - Seamless observability with AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (COM307)"
In the past, collecting data from your applications running on AWS could be challenging. AWS support of OpenTelemetry (OTel) via APIs and AWS Distro for OpenTelemetry (ADOT) has dramatically simplified the developer experience for observability. Learn how to instrument your applications and send data to any compatible backend using Amazon CloudWatch and Amazon Kinesis Data Streams, ADOT agents, OTel’s Kubernetes agent on Amazon EKS, and the OpenTelemetry Lambda layer. Also learn about best practices for data generation, pipeline management with the OTel collector, and schema management with the OTel semantic conventions for AWS.
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Hm, well, this is a slight improvement over his previous outfit choices. The shirt is no good, fitted shirts only look good on slim people/actual hourglass figures*.

I'll give credit where credits due on the shorts, I have seen middle aged+ women who are very comfortable with themselves wear those style of shorts.

I'd actually be okay with more troons dressing like middle age women. It's gonna be less offensive to the eyes to everyone around them because they'll be a bit more covered up.

* fatties with a flattering fat distribution "curves" don't count.
 
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