📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sissyagamben]

R/translater is a fuckin goldmine I gotta say.
Then again, can I call it a goldmine if what I’m looking for is dirt common?

Anyway I love the self loathing

I wonder why it’s mostly men who are on translater. Is it just because they tend to post more embarrassing stuff thus the selection, or is it mostly young women in the FTM population?

 

[GettrGriftr]

When my heel callouses get too thick, I just put some 800 grit on a sanding block and take care of the issue. Does that count?

Spoiler: Off topic thread shitter

I used to have two cheese graters with handles in the drawer. One was labelled "For Heels Only." For reasons unknown to me, my then-GF-now-Wife made me get rid of that perfectly good grater.

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

I like how he’s doing the weeb gesture in front of his man-jaw in the second photo.

I guess Dad knows it’s a phase and he’s trying to prevent his son from going full gay/troon. Separating people from their loved ones is an important part of brainwashing, so I guess Dad is trying not to give his kid a reason to cut him off and retreat to the lovebombing embrace of the Internet.

As totally fucked as this situation is, that might actually be the best response, if he gave into (rightful) rage and disgust, it would do nothing but push him further down the pipeline, aknowledging it's basically just a gross fetish is the right choice, he should have however (and I guarantee you he probably did in real life) told his son to not touch his mother and sisters shit ever again

 

[Daily Affirmation]

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There's something about a tranny with a bass guitar that triples their Buffalo Bill factor.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

R/translater is a fuckin goldmine I gotta say.
Then again, can I call it a goldmine if what I’m looking for is dirt common?

Anyway I love the self loathing

Life truly does imitate art

 

[DuckAssWatcher]

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[Sinner's Sandwich]

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A few trans widows deserve their misery. Look at this cucked idiot mother. She is encouraging her disgusting husbands fetish and throwing her daughter under the bus. I hope the daughters cut all contact forever as soon as they are old enough and able to leave the home.

 

[stupid frog]

This bitchs writing is so stilted trying to make sure she uses "her" correct pronouns, it sounds like the male isn't even the parent of the damn kids. Especially since they're too afraid to ask him shit themselves (I don't blame them).

 

[AfghanBlue]

A homeless tranny is a hot potato. If anyone in his social group invites him to dinner, and tries to get him out the door once the evening has ended, then they're stuck housing him forever. Everyone else who avoided him will dogpile the idiot for not letting a transwoman stay at their house indefinitely.

Don't no one want that Amhole stank
Mixed all up in their food n'drank

 

[Stan]

Spoiler: Off topic thread shitter

I used to have two cheese graters with handles in the drawer. One was labelled "For Heels Only." For reasons unknown to me, my then-GF-now-Wife made me get rid of that perfectly good grater.

A ped egg is basically just a micro planer designed for feet.

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Is this person unaware of the existence of thanksgiving church potlucks and soup kitchen thanksgiving meals? (Or the existence of homeless shelters generally?) You don’t have to beg on social media is all you really want is a plate of Turkey and fixins’.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Spoiler: Off topic thread shitter

I used to have two cheese graters with handles in the drawer. One was labelled "For Heels Only." For reasons unknown to me, my then-GF-now-Wife made me get rid of that perfectly good grater.

Spoiler: Politically correct version

Get a Zizzon callus grater. Your wife will find the optics of a callus greater less problematic.

 

[PaulBearer]

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Get a load of this moron...'boy mode' indeed, the cunt is 43 years old.

 

[monstrous bubo]

handmaiden laments her teen not playing along with daddy’s fetish

Teenage girl might be embarrassed now, but wait until she really lets her inner bitch rip by critiquing dad’s fashion sense. That shit will be brutal.

Thread tax: you’re just jealous cos I’m pretty, but pretty girls cry too!

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Hi, just venting a little.​

I created this account to get help from Reddit with my transition and negative emotions just over two years ago. I have a therapist and a support network that has kept me moving along just fine and now I only come here for memes and to use it as an outlet for things like this, which is rare. Hoping to help others in a way that isn’t criticized too harshly because I haven’t gone through the same struggles as other trans people. I hid from the age of fourteen when I knew what was going on in my head but didn’t have a term to describe it and had this feeling since as early as I can remember. Thanks to trauma related memory blackouts that’s about eight years old.

I have been looked upon with hate and jealousy from people in the trans community and it makes me feel like I should have killed myself instead of coming out. Jealousy because I came out and my wife didn’t leave me or kick my ass out the house. She’s willing to keep working on herself while also trying to help me, monetarily and emotionally. Because I didn’t lose my job instantly and I get gendered correctly in most public spaces. I have actually had only a few admit it to my face that they have felt this way about me and they know others that do too. Jealousy over the fact I’m over forty and still had a better reaction to the HRT than a twenty or thirty something, fuck you. At least you didn’t lose you hair at sixteen years old.

Jealousy because I have never had to deal with hateful family that wish harm to me. Instead all I have is a father that won’t speak to me, my mother died years ago and so did my only homophobic siblings. Any family I have that are transphobic either will not speak to me or just don’t give a fuck because it’s not affecting them and their daily life. My in-laws are all supportive and very loving and I only lost a few people I consider friends to bigotry and transphobia.

I am not sorry for having the life that I have and if you think it’s perfect and I have no reason to be depressed, fuck you, you know nothing about my life and what I’ve been through. Not seeking advice or feedback, but feel welcome to weigh in if ya want. Be respectful, please.

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[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

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Link: https://old.reddit.com/r/transtimel...uy_on_the_left_was_told_he_looked_like_scott/
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IzGtH
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No, in both photos, he looks like Dinkey Kong in whiteface.

 

[Positron]

Jealousy because I came out and my wife didn’t leave me or kick my ass out the house. She’s willing to keep working on herself while also trying to help me, monetarily and emotionally.

Nah from this thread we can see that most wives intend to make sacrifices and salvage the marriage when their husbands troon out. They should not: a man trooned out is as good as dead.

 

[irobot]

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[Slippin Kimmy]

that and /r/ftmover30 are my favourites. Something about adults going from responsible, somewhat normal people into becoming unhinged menaces to their surroundings.

What gets me is these freaks want to be seen as "normal" but they dress and style themselves in a way that no sane person ever would, regardless of age. It's so wild.

ETA: Happy 400 pages !!!

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

that and /r/ftmover30 are my favourites. Something about adults going from responsible, somewhat normal people into becoming unhinged menaces to their surroundings.

Yeah, it's like they think being trans means you get to be cringe again like when you were 16 and nobody can call you out for it.

It's weird to me that so many of the people posted in here are early to mid 20s and older. The immaturity levels and inability to dress oneself are baffling.

I said it before but I also find it funny when millennials post in translater despite being one of the largest, perhaps the largest troon demographic right now. I thought translater would be filled with people in their 50s and 60s, not fucking 36 year olds lmao.

 

[Susanna]

I said it before but I also find it funny when millennials post in translater despite being one of the largest, perhaps the largest troon demographic right now. I thought translater would be filled with people in their 50s and 60s, not fucking 36 year olds lmao.

"Starting late" to a tranny basically means any time after finishing puberty.
Early means early teens, "mid" is like 18-20, and late is 20+. Translater seems to be more for the ones who started "super late", ie after "twinkdeath" (mid-20s).

Apparently once a gay man hits thirty his prospects drop precipitously.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Apparently once a gay man hits thirty his prospects drop precipitously.

Gay male culture worships youth and beauty, so there's nothing more forlorn and pathetic than a faded old queen. The irony is their lifestyle makes them old before their time. Turns out indiscriminately fucking hundreds of other men over a period of years exposes them to all manner of horrible diseases and physical ailments, all of which they blame on systemic bigotry. No, gay man, society isn't your problem. Your problem is that dude infected with monkey pox currently invading your lower intestine.

I'm not bashing gay men. Some on this forum are gay, to which I say fine, be gay. I am bashing dishonesty. I am bashing men who don't own that which belongs to them.