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When will Jack drop dead?

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Andoxico said:
Picture was posted at 7:30pm, well after any hunting would be done. Jagoff decided to post a picture of the two dudes walking away from the truck instead of a picture of the deer his brother apparently shot. What's the likelihood that Jagoff is just lying so he can pretend to cook venison? (even if they did get a deer there's no way in hell they're getting it butchered within 24 hours)
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Most states have special rules for special people (I.e. crippled hunters) that give them all sorts of advantages allowing them privileges and exceptions well above and beyond normal non crippled hunters .

I have no idea of laws and regulations for crippled hunters in Tennesee, but I have seen anything from extended/early seasons, extended hours, designated cripple hunting areas, permitted to use rifle in black powder season, permitted to use semi autos in bolt action season, permitted to use shotgun or crossbow in bow hunting season., being able to hunt from vehicles, being able to use bait (I.e. freeze dried skittles)

Personally I’m all for giving Jack more time to play with guns inna’ woods. Our sacred second amendment has some amazing properties.
 
Uber driver reviewer said:
Most states have special rules for special people (I.e. crippled hunters) that give them all sorts of advantages allowing them privileges and exceptions well above and beyond normal non crippled hunters .

I have no idea of laws and regulations for crippled hunters in Tennesee, but I have seen anything from extended/early seasons, extended hours, designated cripple hunting areas, permitted to use rifle in black powder season, permitted to use semi autos in bolt action season, permitted to use shotgun or crossbow in bow hunting season., being able to hunt from vehicles, being able to use bait (I.e. freeze dried skittles)

Personally I’m all for giving Jack more time to play with guns inna’ woods. Our sacred second amendment has some amazing properties.
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Yes they get special privileges as a disabled hunter, but ultimately you will only go so far.

Jack has very little mobility, and even if he was able to fit on an ATV and qualify as a disabled hunter, he would still need to endure the physical exertion of riding one. Needless to say, he certainly did not walk to a hunting site.
 
Mr Steal Your Farm said:
Yes they get special privileges as a disabled hunter, but ultimately you will only go so far.

Jack has very little mobility, and even if he was able to fit on an ATV and qualify as a disabled hunter, he would still need to endure the physical exertion of riding one. Needless to say, he certainly did not walk to a hunting site.
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Trapping might be a better choice for Jack. Charles could stick his dead meat claw in a trap as bait.
 
Stan said:
I don’t have a problem with cake mix - it’s useful if you’re poor and can’t afford to buy 11 different ingredients you mostly will not use until you bake again.
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I disagree because most of the ingredients either last forever or are stuff you normally use. But that's not the point. It's that he bitches about sugar and how Dunkin needs to have healthy snacks then makes cookies from cake mix and Cool whip which are full of sugar and artificial ingredients. He says one thing then does something that is opposite to that.

Stan said:
Also American kit-kats do not taste as good as the Japanese ones, I think the Ami ones are made with cheaper chocolate or something.
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Yes. The ones in Japan taste great. Really chocolatey. Back in Japan we used to have this vending machine close to work that would sell a glass bottle of about maybe 10 mini Kit Kats and it was refrigerated so they came out cold. Japan in the summer gets VERY hot so it makes sense. But those ones were amazing.

p1138 said:
And of course Hershey is one of the worst chocolate brands on the planet as far as taste goes.
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I always hated Hershey chocolate. It wasn't until i tried one from Canada that I realized how bad American Hershey products are.

Homer J. Fong said:
my understanding is that Hershey’s more or less overcooked the milk making the infamous butyric acid ingredient/flavor and that just became part of the recipe.
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Actually it's from when they originally made it. They had to cart in milk from outside and by the time it arrived it had soured a bit due to refrigeration not being thing. And milk, when it goes off a touch, makes butyric acid. When they started getting refrigerated box cars to carry the milk people complained that the chocolate didn't taste the same. So they artifically soured the milk to give it that flavor.
 
Piggle Rick said:
When are we going to disgust how awful USA bread is? It’s like a shitty cake compared to what I’ve had o/s.
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Jagoff doesn't eat bread. Except when he totally does. And then says he wants to use King Hawaiian rolls for a sweeter stuffing.

Commercial bread here sucks. Real bread can be found at good bakeries or just make it yourself. Google "No Knead Bread". Four ingredients and all you really need is a long rise, usually overnight and a Dutch Oven to bake it in. And once you do it, you'll never go back to anything else.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Jagoff doesn't eat bread. Except when he totally does. And then says he wants to use King Hawaiian rolls for a sweeter stuffing.

Commercial bread here sucks. Real bread can be found at good bakeries or just make it yourself. Google "No Knead Bread". Four ingredients and all you really need is a long rise, usually overnight and a Dutch Oven to bake it in. And once you do it, you'll never go back to anything else.
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That is exactly why we make our own bread. It definitely tastes much more like we had when we travelled.
 
Piggle Rick said:
When are we going to disgust how awful USA bread is? It’s like a shitty cake compared to what I’ve had o/s.
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Don't buy the shittiest mass produced pre-packaged processed version at the supermarket. Unless you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, or an area where the local rioters have chased off every small business, you can find decent bread at a local bakery(just don't go to an asian bakery for bread, unless you're specifically after desserts... shit's even more like a cake might as well put frosting on it).

Cheese on the other hand, need to be in a region where dairies and such exist or you've probably got a smaller local market importing stuff from out of state/overseas, or you're having to buy from the places that ship with cold packs(there's a place in new england I buy cheddar from on occasion, fuck wisconsin and their overpriced bullshit, but that's a different topic entirely).
 
p1138 said:
Don't buy the shittiest mass produced pre-packaged processed version at the supermarket. Unless you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, or an area where the local rioters have chased off every small business, you can find decent bread at a local bakery(just don't go to an asian bakery for bread, unless you're specifically after desserts... shit's even more like a cake might as well put frosting on it).

Cheese on the other hand, need to be in a region where dairies and such exist or you've probably got a smaller local market importing stuff from out of state/overseas, or you're having to buy from the places that ship with cold packs(there's a place in new england I buy cheddar from on occasion, fuck wisconsin and their overpriced bullshit, but that's a different topic entirely).
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Bro I just said I’m not buying it, but it annoys me that it’s not a decent option if we both got sick or whatever.
 
Major said:
Does he realise that burger buns count as carbohydrates (i.e. sugar)?
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Given that Jack thinks that one can "lean" keto while on keto, I will say no. That or he doesn't give a shit if he even remembers the concept of a carbohydrate for longer than five seconds. Which still means no.
 
Major said:
Does he realise that burger buns count as carbohydrates (i.e. sugar)?
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God no. He just knows that bread isn't one of his four food groups. This is why he tries to eat burgers in a stupid way specifically to avoid bread.

And as far as keto, this is the same idiot that whined about crumbl cookies not having the flavor he wanted when he was in the prime of his "KETO!!!" stint. Of course keto also doesn't mean eating 6000 calories a day, mostly of meat and grease, and then proceeding to spend as much time as possible not moving so he can watch blues clues.
 
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