The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Fornicario · Nov 21, 2023

Procopius said:

It's the kofun in honor of those alpaca who fell in the name of troonshine and Transformers.

VanyaMotorbike · Nov 22, 2023

Just finished reading through this entire thread :story:

Thanks to all contributors for the hours of entertainment, this is one of the best threads I've ever seen on the net. RIP to those poor Alpacas

S.C.U.D. · Nov 22, 2023

Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
I think the biggest issue is the alpaca massgrave. I can't see Boners excavating that and he'd have to tell a potential buyer about it being there if he doesn't want to risk more legal trouble in the future regarding the sale.

Nah, they'll just act like it was there before they bought the property and they never knew about it, and the new owner will believe them.

AssignedEva · Nov 22, 2023

Procopius said:
Zooming in, Sky seems to have done a lot of cleaning up. The trash piles and old mattresses are gone, and he's even got rid of Paul's beaten up car. This also shows clearly the missing outside terrace that went up in smoke when the propane tank was repossessed.

If people are struggling to picture it, Bing maps hasn't updated their satellite imagery from when the Tranch still had alpacas (if you zoom in, you can even see the doomed camelids)

Don't mistake the green for growth, it's where they just dumped hay all over the ground instead of using a feeder (none of their neighbours have similar green patches like this, because it's a massive waste of hay). You can see the outside terrace leading into the Tranch house going right past the white trailer in the first image.
It never ceases to impress me just how visible it is from space.

Looking very closely, there is a lot of water erosion with rills and gullies visible across the bare soil. The mud seems to have started breaching their neighbour to the east's fence -

S.C.U.D. said:
Nah, they'll just act like it was there before they bought the property and they never knew about it, and the new owner will believe them.

Bonnie's on record acknowledging the existence of the tarp pit and there's even handy-dandy archived links on this thread. Any new buyer who does a bit of googling would be able to find proof that Bonnie lied about an alpaca mass grave on the site.

AnOminous · Nov 22, 2023

AssignedEva said:
It never ceases to impress me just how visible it is from space.

That's what always amazed me. These troons are such failures, such vastly awful fuckups, that the results of their fuckups LITERALLY in the absolute literal sense of being literal, CAN BE SEEN FROM SPAAAAAAAACE!

Good jerb troons.

Oxyjen · Nov 22, 2023

The distressing tail of Creamer the cat.

(Sky liked and retweeted this)

Not much to comment, except that this is exactly how we imagined the situation, both with the cats, the sanitary conditions and the attitude of the 3 Alpha troons toward the female serfs.

BScCollateral · Nov 22, 2023

Oxyjen said:

So, how many litter boxes before it becomes a full time job?
The answer, apparently, is three. Keeping three litterboxes clean is too much work for one person. I'm not saying cleaning litterboxes is the funnest part of cat ownership, but I don't think it would take the majority of my waking hours to keep three litterboxes clean.
Funny thing; I live in the country with a cat. I don't spend a lot of time cleaning her litterbox, because she's housebroken.
The bit over who should be cleaning the litterbox, I'll grant them that.

Oxyjen · Nov 22, 2023

Shovel Of Ammunition said:
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(Creamer callback)

0 0 · Nov 22, 2023

BScCollateral said:
So, how many litter boxes before it becomes a full time job?
The answer, apparently, is three. Keeping three litterboxes clean is too much work for one person. I'm not saying cleaning litterboxes is the funnest part of cat ownership, but I don't think it would take the majority of my waking hours to keep three litterboxes clean.
Funny thing; I live in the country with a cat. I don't spend a lot of time cleaning her litterbox, because she's housebroken.
The bit over who should be cleaning the litterbox, I'll grant them that.

His weird formula for how many litterboxes cats need is also strange. Ignoring the implication that you need a litterbox for some reason if you had zero cats, why would you need two litterboxes for one cat? Why would you need three boxes for two cats when they're willing share one? I understand having multiple for more cats, but why would you need them to outnumber the cats you own?

BScCollateral · Nov 22, 2023

0 2 said:
His weird formula for how many litterboxes cats need is also strange. Ignoring the implication that you need a litterbox for some reason if you had zero cats, why would you need two litterboxes for one cat? Why would you need three boxes for two cats when they're willing share one? I understand having multiple for more cats, but why would you need them to outnumber the cats you own?

He's not making it up; I've seen the "Cats + 1" recommendation elsewhere. Apparently, it's one for each cat (who might not want to use one another cat has used) with a warm standby in case one gets "too dirty." Not sure if I buy it either, but it's backed up by online advice.

Oxyjen · Nov 22, 2023

0 2 said:
His weird formula for how many litterboxes cats need is also strange. Ignoring the implication that you need a litterbox for some reason if you had zero cats, why would you need two litterboxes for one cat? Why would you need three boxes for two cats when they're willing share one? I understand having multiple for more cats, but why would you need them to outnumber the cats you own?

I think it’s implied that

litterboxes=0;
if(x==1) litterboxes=1;
else if (x>1) litterboxes=x+1;

Ghostse · Nov 22, 2023

BScCollateral said:
He's not making it up; I've seen the "Cats + 1" recommendation elsewhere. Apparently, it's one for each cat (who might not want to use one another cat has used) with a warm standby in case one gets "too dirty." Not sure if I buy it either, but it's backed up by online advice.

My friend does this as well. Each cat will have their "perferred" box and you have an "over flow" box incase a cat decides they can't use "their" box for whatever catlogic reasons.

he and is wife are down to one cat currently, and they have two boxes. The cat has decided one is for pee and one is for poop.

BScCollateral · Nov 22, 2023

Oxyjen said:
I think it’s implied that

litterboxes=0;
if(x==1) litterboxes=1;
else if (x>1) litterboxes=x+1;

Nope; they explicitly state it's two for one cat, three for two cats, et cetera.

Molly White's Breast Milk · Nov 22, 2023

Oxyjen said:
I think it’s implied that

litterboxes=0;
if(x==1) litterboxes=1;
else if (x>1) litterboxes=x+1;

I just ran your code and my living room is filled three feet deep with cat litter. I don't own a cat. Please help.

General Disarray · Nov 22, 2023

Molly White's Breast Milk said:
I just ran your code and my living room is filled three feet deep with cat litter. I don't own a cat. Please help.

You didn't take proper safety precautions and are now infected with a virus. T.gondii, to be precise.

AMHOLIO · Nov 22, 2023

Oxyjen said:
Not much to comment, except that this is exactly how we imagined the situation, both with the cats, the sanitary conditions and the attitude of the 3 Alpha troons toward the female serfs.

Notice how she doesn't say "having sex?" :story:

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I'm sure he volunteered for like a week when he was younger and now he's officially the authority when all he did was a few changing water and litter and mostly petted cats. What a waste (Kevin, that is).

The triad was nasty? No way! But they try and be so welcoming online and seem so friendly! ...it's actually interesting how much of a difference there is with interacting with Kevin from afar and being in his and the squad's personal space bubble. I pick out Kevin since he's the most outwardly friendly while his partners would snap at people in a second if triggered and reee online constantly. It's insane how possessive and defensive he and the rest of the polycule is, like with the Hi-C incident.

I'm 90% sure the cat she talked about has likely been put down or more likely died of neglect. Kill tranchers.

Ghostse said:
he and is wife are down to one cat currently, and they have two boxes. The cat has decided one is for pee and one is for poop.

Cats are so particular and intelligent. Pain in the butt, but smart.

clipartfan92 · Nov 22, 2023

Oxyjen said:
The distressing tail of Creamer the cat.

Aunt Carol · Nov 23, 2023

Ghostse said:
he and is wife are down to one cat currently, and they have two boxes. The cat has decided one is for pee and one is for poop.

This was one of Salvador Dali's requirements when he agreed to play the Padishah Emperor in Jodorowsky's doomed Dune adaptation. The Emperor was going to sit on a throne that was a toilet made of two intersecting dolphin-bowls, one for pee and one for poop. So that about figures for cats, too.

I just have one box and one cat because my house is small, the litter box is pretty central, and I keep up my side of the deal: I maintain a clean place to pee; you don't pee anywhere but there. It's a simple life.

Other than "don't be a bunch of lazy animal hoarders," I wonder if a better solution would have been to have a couple of kitty doors, then turn the latches to allow in-only at night. That cuts down heavily on litter box use, and the kitties would probably have enjoyed it, and mostly stayed un-eaten by wildlife.

Stupid Sexy Flanders · Nov 23, 2023

Aunt Carol said:
Other than "don't be a bunch of lazy animal hoarders," I wonder if a better solution would have been to have a couple of kitty doors, then turn the latches to allow in-only at night.

That would mean they'd have to bend down and lock/unlock twice a day. How can you expect Kevin to manage that with his intensely busy schedule?!

AfghanBlue · Nov 23, 2023

BScCollateral said:
He's not making it up; I've seen the "Cats + 1" recommendation elsewhere. Apparently, it's one for each cat (who might not want to use one another cat has used) with a warm standby in case one gets "too dirty." Not sure if I buy it either, but it's backed up by online advice.

My cat would start a riot if expected to share with another cat (she hates everything on 4 legs, but it's the hygiene thing primarily).
She will go and poo beside the back door if she deems that she has had too many pisses in what I consider to be a still serviceable amount of litter.
When she shits in her box she comes and yells at me to remove it immediately, there has never been more than one turd in there at a single time.

Cats are very protective about their shit habits, unlike dogs who just retardedly shit everywhere. And horses.
Kind of weird as both of those animals are well intelligent, but just shit all over anywhere.
Whereas even Guinea pigs will have a little poo corner. And apparently also alpacas.
Sharing trays would be miserable for cats..actually my friends identicle sibling skinny black cats used to shit at the exact same time squeezed onto their tray, but they were weirdos.
Ugh, thinking about Kevin and his gross bed selfies with the cats, knowing their feet will be covered in copious litter tray traces.

There is no chance that cat shit is not part of the bacterial profile of the Amhole.

Palate cleansing tax image of an autistic looking cat who is, according to sources, incontinent and wearing toddler trousers with a detachable inner pad lining.

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