💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

Point of Order, Jack failed his Italian heritage test. He failed it hard.

 

[AnOminous]

She's helping more with the show as he gets worse, so she's helping with something that at least matters to him. That's some points of affection.

She also has to know, unless she is senile herself, that he's literally retarded at this point. He obviously barely doesn't even understand what's going on around him. Even when he's ordering "gud fud" at some restaurant that gives him "moar meet," he literally doesn't even know what he's ordering. He sometimes even has to ask what he's eating.

Then he says "gud fud" and gets his tax decuction.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

There is no way she doesn't have some sweet life insurance policy on him.

 

[Tiresome]

She also has to know, unless she is senile herself, that he's literally retarded at this point. He obviously barely doesn't even understand what's going on around him. Even when he's ordering "gud fud" at some restaurant that gives him "moar meet," he literally doesn't even know what he's ordering. He sometimes even has to ask what he's eating.

Then he says "gud fud" and gets his tax decuction.

My grandparents are 88 and 86 years old and both of them are more cogent, engaged, intelligent and interesting than Jack is on his best days now.

 

[indomitable snowman]

There is no way she doesn't have some sweet life insurance policy on him.

What insurance company would have a large policy on a man with 5x strokes?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

What insurance company would have a large policy on a man with 5x strokes?

The kind that would hire him.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Tammy,

Wheel Jack outside in the winter cold and lock the door.

Before you move him outside, go on the Find My app and brick his phone temporarily. Relish the yelling, crying, sobbing, and whining. Then bring him back in and order him some doordash.

Make Jack your bitch. Go git it girl

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Tammy,

Wheel Jack outside in the winter cold and lock the door.

Before you move him outside, go on the Find My app and brick his phone temporarily. Relish the yelling, crying, sobbing, and whining. Then bring him back in and order him some doordash.

Make Jack your bitch. Go git it girl

If Tammy were to do this, I would have respect for her. Not a lot, just a bit.

 

[desudesu]

Hammy is just an enabler. Like I've said before, she does not get enough flak.

Fake "accounting" degree from a degree mill, committing tax fraud with Fatty's "super famous Youtube career", enabling and encouraging Fatty's behaviours, allowed Fatty to nut his Jacksauce inside her and producing Qali, approves of Fatty's behaviour of throwing Garrett to the ground and choking him out. It's funny that she allows fatty to drain her money like that on useless appliances, electronics and constantly eating out... like some kind of fucked up findom arrangement.

 

[lindsayfan]

committing tax fraud with Fatty's "super famous Youtube career",

on one hand i think damn, it'd be nice to have my meals paid for. then i realize all this clever loophole is doing, really, is making them into habitual consumers of the worst kinds of super-unhealthy "food." it's more a curse than a blessing

how sad that their "couple activity" is riding fatly in an suv to some strip-mall dump and gorging on empty corn-syrup calories together

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

on one hand i think damn, it'd be nice to have my meals paid for. then i realize all this clever loophole is doing, really, is making them into habitual consumers of the worst kinds of super-unhealthy "food." it's more a curse than a blessing

how sad that their "couple activity" is riding fatly in an suv to some strip-mall dump and gorging on empty corn-syrup calories together

If they stop gorging on terrible food, they lose their financial means.

Such is the way of life in Burgerland for those infected by the Jewish Wendigo Golum in the year of our lord 2023. What a burden to bear for the sins of gluttony and greed.

Many such cases.



Also, posting some candidjacks because it’s funny to read his projected emotions

 

[AnOminous]

There is no way she doesn't have some sweet life insurance policy on him.

Who would underwrite life insurance for this fat sack of strokes?

It's funny that she allows fatty to drain her money like that on useless appliances, electronics and constantly eating out... like some kind of fucked up findom arrangement.

And just like Jack has his repulsive habit of French kissing the food he's eating, fatass Tammy rolls her eyes back like she's possessed by demons while in the throes of a Satanic gluttony binge.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Who would underwrite life insurance for this fat sack of strokes?

And just like Jack has his repulsive habit of French kissing the food he's eating, fatass Tammy rolls her eyes back like she's possessed by demons while in the throes of a Satanic gluttony binge.

I don't think that it's anything new. I think it predates the strokes entirely.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think that it's anything new. I think it predates the strokes entirely.

That would imply having paid premiums over the whole time they've been married. I seriously don't think these fat fucks would do this or that anyone would underwrite term life for someone who's going to die any day now.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

That would imply having paid premiums over the whole time they've been married. I seriously don't think these fat fucks would do this or that anyone would underwrite term life for someone who's going to die any day now.

If there is no insurance policy out on him then the only reason I can see for her to still be with him is either religious observance to marriage until death, or a deep seated desire to to see him dead by food. I can respect either of those.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

"Temporarily"

 

[Comma]

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It's called "self-pity", Jack.

 

[Adamska]

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Low key demanding Daddy-god to fix his dysphagia is my guess. I imagine not being able to instantly cram down half a fuck off sandwich or slab of pork is getting to him.

 

[Tiresome]

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If Jack saw a man exactly in the same shape and ability as Jack, he'd be laughing and mocking him on Facebook just like he does ANYONE. Jack is a fat fucking hypocrite at all times.

 

[RollingRock2]

His purple claw hasn't twitched in years but his legs will start working any day now.
He was just recently questioning why disabled people went to Disneyland. As if he isn't one of them.