💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Hungry Homeless Handjob
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He knew the motion to type “23” but was off by one button so it came out as “34”. At this point Jack can only type by voice or by muscle memory of where the keys are (so lol, but double lol if on the phone).
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I'll never understand why Jack is such a miser when it comes to food but blows thousands of TamHam's money on smokers and other single-use appliances each year.
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Because he's got it in his head that he can be 'the working mans' cooking channel, focusing on budget meals. This decision is definitely not influenced by the fact that budget meals tend to be greasy, fatty, salty measures servable in large quantities with shelf stable ingredients so you can make them at 3am on a tuesday because you woke up with a terrible pain in your chest that's obviously hunger. Because Jack thinks people watch to actually get cooking recipes and tips from him. In reality, anyone watching Jack for legitimate recipes probably died from it years ago.
Meanwhile, actual cheap cooking channels are gonna show you how to make two dozen different dollar dishes with cheap tools. Hell, watch the Hillbilly Kitchen, no shortage of super simple, super cheap, but filling recipes.
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I guess his vision is still "a little blurry" huh?
TheMovieGuy
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This one is insanely lazy, mf doesn't even show any cooking! The only point of this video was to plug some shitty coffee
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I’m making Rob’s brisket on Sunday. I’ll let the keewees and haydurs know how it comes out
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The Dollar General meal has already been sitting there for 5 years, no harm leaving it for another 11.
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"I'm almost positive it was less than Dollar General, I'll tell you at the end." "The grand total was... [hard cut to a slide that breaks down the prices]"
I'm pretty sure at no point in time he actually knew how much Tammy spent on his first of many Thanksgiving meals this year.
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Why would you go to aldi and buy all name brand shit? You don't save money at aldi by buying brand name, you buy the generic shit. I'll be buying my turkey at kroger for $.49 a pound, it aint butterball, but its the same shit.
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Here’s the Recipe section in the description:
Next time on Assembling With Jack: twelve pounds of ribs from DoorDash, A++ meat gud
EatBeforeYouEat
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This whole Aldi vs Dollar Tree spending concept is just a ruse so that this swine can pig out and have multiple thanksgiving dinners weeks before thanksgiving since he can't wait.
Also....SUGARRRR! Fortunately Jack only had a bite of the cake and gave away the rest to the homeless much to Junior's dismay.
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I hope he strokes out without even getting to Thanksgiving on one of his vile concoctions.
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Did he really say he would season the side of the bird off camera? When he attached the thermometer probe into the bird, it was zoomed in. The wings look like they got more seasoning, but on the side it doesn't look like it got any. Is he covering up a mistake he made?
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That green bean casarole is going to cook into a solid lump. I've never ran into any recipes that entail just mixing the condensed soup and beans and thats it. At a bare minimum, some milk is added along with the condensed soup to add alittle moisture to the whole thing so its not a solid, sticky block when it comes out of the oven. Did he even season the mixture ? Not even some pepper?
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Must this guy insist on having char-burnt skin on everything? That looks like a half-way decent turkey but then he ruined that shit by throwing it in the broiler for an hour. You can also tell that he pulled a classic Jack Scalfani move by trying to pick some of the burnt skin off but then just gave up. Lmao. If I had the misfortunate luck of having to spend time with this spread at Thanksgiving, I'd unironically would just munch on the Hawaiian rolls and the chocolate cake. The two things that the Scalfani family had nothing to do with. He must be getting insecure however because this is the second video he didn't do an actual review and he didn't show any cooking... on a 'cooking' channel. I can't wait for Rob to one-up this fat idiot by making a tastier meal with the same ingredients.
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Hmph....Tamham got herself an over-priced, small but cute Lego center piece for $50. Probably told Jack that he has to shop at Aldi's for his
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Jack don't season he food.
And this is how you end up with a dry-ass turkey that's like chewing on a mummy's taint.
I mean God forbid this fat fuck should brine it or even get an injectable or even do the bare minimum of basting it.
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That would require Jack to get up regularly to attend to the food, which he doesn't seem physically capable of. I'm convinced this is half of the reason for his smoker obsession - Put meat in, do absolutely fucking nothing for a while, get presumably delicious meats outs. This gives him more time to be wrong on Quora, or mad at facebook.