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Slideshow Bill said:
Would it be worse if she has a son or a daughter?
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It's a lose-lose situation either way.

If it's a girl, Shoe will definitely teach her that she has no value unless she's orbiting around men no matter how much bottom of the barrel they are, which will probably result in her hypothetical daughter having internalized misogyny.

If it's a boy, Shoe will coddle him and enable his bad habits so hard, he will most likely get an Oedipus complex and the idea he can't do no wrong, with his world crashing down when he realizes most of women don't want to skinwalk as his mommy dearest when in a relationship with him (unless he's a fruit).

I think the worst nightmare scenario would be if Shoe somehow has more kids, specifically if the daughter is the oldest child and the boy is youngest or vice versa.
 
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Is that a new guy or is this the pooner she dated earlier?
 
Vect said:
I like that the two people I assume are her parents are not hiding their absolute delight at getting her out the fucking house.

But can somebody draw me a diagram of where and how she looks pregnant, 'cause I'm just not seeing it.
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If i had to guess she just "popped" round the 5 month mark you can see it in the sideways shots. Shes not huge yet she just tstarting to show its a lil pot belly and her boobs look a little bigger than normal.
Such a trad wife wearing white while pregnant at her shotgun weddin' lmao
I feel bad cause post partum hormones can make your hair fall out.

Her husband looks like what Ralph thinks he looks like.
 
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Congratulations to the happy couple. And I don't know why people are bitching about the dress - that's some nice décolletage.

I wish 'em all the best.
 
Brenda Holiday said:
How long until the pregnancy announcement?
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Post made Sept 14th, well with what some farmers think in the wedding photos... not too long to prove your post either way.

The neckline is not my taste but if you get fake ones as a uwu gorl then may as well ensure your assets earn their screen time. Otherwise I rather like the dress, I'm nicely surprised at June's choice but the veil is all wrong. Does wearing a wig mean you need to consider something more when choosing a veil? Most dresses are a 6 month process generally. As they order them in your closest size and then you get them altered to fit you well.

Outside too? At this time of year. Crazy. Rather hopefully optimistic....

Yeah I'm buying the preggers speculation.
 
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Look at that smile her dads face, that’s the face of a man who’s adult child is finally leaving home and hopefully for good this time. There’s no way he’d have the same one if Greg moved passed the shut up ring phase of their relationship. The real question is now that she’s married will views and patreon numbers fall off?
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Look at that smile her dads face, that’s the face of a man who’s adult child is finally leaving home and hopefully for good this time. There’s no way he’d have the same one if Greg moved passed the shut up ring phase of their relationship. The real question is now that she’s married will views and patreon numbers fall off?
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The real real question is what will Ventis reaction be 😁
 
Wait... She's pregnant? I thought women over 30 were empty egg cartons?! The second you turn 30 you dry up and become an old maid? Did I not read 100 posts in this thread saying how all her eggs are gone?! damn that's crazy how she still somehow managed to get pregnant at around the same age most women do nowadays. Absolutely insane miracle of science or something.

I honestly don't see any evidence for pregnancy, she is just wearing a dress that flares out and is poofy. She does look a little bit chubbier than usual but it could just be her still eating like garbage at an age where you can't really get away with that anymore or maybe her finally letting go of her "disney princess waistline irl loli" neurosis.
 
Stealy said:
The real real question is what will Ventis reaction be 😁
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Lidl Drip said:
Wait... She's pregnant? I thought women over 30 were empty egg cartons?! The second you turn 30 you dry up and become an old maid? Did I not read 100 posts in this thread saying how all her eggs are gone?! damn that's crazy how she still somehow managed to get pregnant at around the same age most women do nowadays. Absolutely insane miracle of science or something.
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Her rotten eggs will birth the new Chrischan.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Wait... She's pregnant? I thought women over 30 were empty egg cartons?! The second you turn 30 you dry up and become an old maid? Did I not read 100 posts in this thread saying how all her eggs are gone?! damn that's crazy how she still somehow managed to get pregnant at around the same age most women do nowadays. Absolutely insane miracle of science or something.

I honestly don't see any evidence for pregnancy, she is just wearing a dress that flares out and is poofy. She does look a little bit chubbier than usual but it could just be her still eating like garbage at an age where you can't really get away with that anymore or maybe her finally letting go of her "disney princess waistline irl loli" neurosis.
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She always has hid her natural body in shots autistically. Like even where normal thin women get rolls when leaning over she refuses to on camera. She's hyper self conscious.

I want her to be dried up tho I don't want her raising a baby.
 
You know what? June married the Internet follower. Granted, it helps to have NY lawyer money coming in, but this is going to give a lot of false hope to a lot of thirsty incels.
 
She certainly seems to have a type. Given how quickly they went from engaged to married, statistically speaking it's not gonna last. Which means more leaks are seemingly inevitable. I don't understand how she could MARRY someone who is pro-Trump. Doesn't that go against her whole thing to a large degree? She was team Sanders, twice. She could do so much better. She seems to be in it for the financial stability. She can't complain about his lack of hair in lieu of her own situation. Her self esteem must be on the floor.

Dixieland Buckaroo said:
You know what? June married the Internet follower. Granted, it helps to have NY lawyer money coming in, but this is going to give a lot of false hope to a lot of thirsty incels.
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How so? She's a 9 and he's a 4.5, but he's a lawyer. Incel's are typically broke AND visually / hygienically challenged. I don't see their relationship giving anyone false hope who isn't delusional.
 
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I just came in here to gloat since June is living the life I always knew she'd live. Women like June find decent partners. No, she's not a supermodel, but she's a cute e-thot with a vast dating pool. Marrying some random fan is the least surprising thing she could've done. She did what any woman should do: pick a simp and settle down with him.

"JUNE HIT THE WALL" was always cope. And now she's married to a lawyer. Where are the Tate/Sneako fanatics who claim that men only settle for virgin child brides? Isn't June a washed-up, coal-burning, college drop-out? How'd she get a man?

Answer: Because men aren't very hard to "get".
 
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Its kinda poetic that Gregory is a depressed fat faggot, while June is now (apparently) happily married. Guess he is actually the one who hit the wall.
 
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