DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Lazycunt said:
He's trying to hide those gigantic tits, he looks so retarded who the fuck wears a long sleeve button up shirt like this. No fucking fashion sense what so ever
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Not only is the outfit embarassing but trying to pass this off as his normal day hauf casual wear is embarrassing too. He clearly bought this to impress the dents with his mature adult outfit larp and jumped on the first comment he saw to pigspain how the gaming tshirts where just a character he was playing!

Corpun said:
What kind of look is he trying to pull off now since he dumped the shitty 20 year old gamer shirts. Is this supposed to be matchoor ahdult?
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Its a very specific look hes going for: freshmen who raided his dads closet on the first day of school hoping his new image will make people forget all the times in middle school where he fake cried to get out of fights he picked.

Its a tough look to pull off but I think phil did it masterfully.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
He'll be playing the role of somewhat confused and not knowing what's going ahn due to the fact kahntributions have WAAAAAYYYYYYY slowed down since he started playing and an AHNonymous tip got US to the TIERONETIPSGOHL.
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Nothing will beat the pathetic Ken costume he made. If it's not at this level of funny and pathetic I don't care what he wears. He's confused and doesn't know anything the other 365 days in a year. I at least want him to do that and wear a terrible, pathetic, lazy Halloween costume for my and others amusement while not knowing a damn thing.

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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Days since Phil has cried on stream: 0
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Why is he fucking LIKE THIS??? Is it for pity bucks? Is there something in the carbonated water? We've seen his tits so obviously he's struggling with testosterone. But blimey. He cries as easy as it is to break glass.

And he simultaneously calls himself a sissy/little bitch when he tears up but then he'll say it's okay for men to cry. You. Actual. Fucking. Man-Child. If a damn marvel superhero game sends you THIS many times (see Guardians of the Galaxy) you aren't ready to deal with the shit that can actually drive a man to cry. Here's a hint. It's a very short list. And kidney stones is near the top.
 
clothes in my closet said:
Lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mzn_AoiZWNc
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'such a well written scene out of nowhere' It was just a cliche piece of 'writing' about an old man missing his long dead wife and fearing death. But the voice actor sounds like a young person putting on an unconvincing old person voice and its written like what a naive young person thinks an old person would say. Phils just trying to get that part of his stream viral 'wow spiderman game causes powerfully emotional in legendary gamer DSP'.

He then is asked 'where did you propose to your wife' and you know a normal person would just say where, but he makes a terrible joke about using an onion ring and refuses to answer. Clearly he did not give a single fuck about that 'emotional scene' if hes straight back to being paranoid phil refusing to discuss anything in his private life besides which person wronged him last and what he ate
 
Marvel slop with a black old dude talking about dead people stuff

Phil: Performs a stage-play of where he announces to the audience "Me sad. I cry. Good writing" as he exits the stage to wipe his tears and check his phone. Everyone clapped.

Everyone else: Alright whatever. Where's the next pointless side mission?
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
Why is he fucking LIKE THIS??? Is it for pity bucks? Is there something in the carbonated water? We've seen his tits so obviously he's struggling with testosterone. But blimey. He cries as easy as it is to break glass.

And he simultaneously calls himself a sissy/little bitch when he tears up but then he'll say it's okay for men to cry. You. Actual. Fucking. Man-Child. If a damn marvel superhero game sends you THIS many times (see Guardians of the Galaxy) you aren't ready to deal with the shit that can actually drive a man to cry. Here's a hint. It's a very short list. And kidney stones is near the top.
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He’s literally just trying to skinwalk as a real person. He thinks that him getting “moved” by this generic ass scene will convince his audience—and more importantly the broader internet—that Phil is a machoor person and loving husband. Because you see guys, that’s how sad he gets when thinking about losing his wife! They love each other SO MUCH!!!!
 
Sheriff of CWCville said:
He’s literally just trying to skinwalk as a real person. He thinks that him getting “moved” by this generic ass scene will convince his audience—and more importantly the broader internet—that Phil is a machoor person and loving husband. Because you see guys, that’s how sad he gets when thinking about losing his wife! They love each other SO MUCH!!!!
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Yeah? Well i gotta be honest most of my experiences with that guy's wife were negative so. I'm sorry for the loss of life?

What a psycho. He's the only mother fucker from the FGC to say something negative and smug when FlOe passed and this fucking "baby's first narrative literature paper" has him wiping his eyes? Maybe FlOe's parents are sad? Maybe he had friends or a girlfriend? Fuck you DSP. Damn bro. Fuck you.
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
And he simultaneously calls himself a sissy/little bitch when he tears up but then he'll say it's okay for men to cry. You. Actual. Fucking. Man-Child. If a damn marvel superhero game sends you THIS many times (see Guardians of the Galaxy) you aren't ready to deal with the shit that can actually drive a man to cry. Here's a hint. It's a very short list. And kidney stones is near the top.
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I've cried my fair share of times after my mother passed away a few months ago. But I can almost guarantee that this greedy asshole isn't going to cry about his parents. He'll just rage like a man baby if his cousin ends up inheriting the Bridgeport, CT house.
 
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