💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Whoever sent Nick the Sonichu better be thanking god for giving them the best timing in the world.
 
Some choice snippets from LOCALS:

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Apis Mellifica said:
Since Gunt has been criminally boring for the last two months or so I think his subforum should be renamed to 'The Sektur' with Dick, Nick, et all's threads moved there.
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Nicky would sperg out much harder if it was named Hedo II and the icon was a silhouette of a bottle up an ass though. But that's probably too directly antagonistic and on the nose for jewsh's tastes.
 
TheLastJoestar said:
On a completely unrelated note, anybody remember that Amazon game New World?
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Nicky's cratering is closer to Bless Online, the great "WoW killer" that sat itself on fire in a week, even including the people in charge just fucking everyone out of their money with reckless abandon, as they quite literally released the game, and had already planned to re-release it a year later with further updates, but not before they could milk and bilk idiots (including a streamer on the verge of tears, lmao) out of a couple millions via support packs and promises that never came to pass.

Of course the difference here is that as far as I know the grifters behind that game, while hilariously destroying their reputation about as fast as Nick did his, never went out of their way to waste every single cent they 'earned' by defaming some boomer and hiring a superlawyer who personally hates them to defend a losing case.
 
Flaming_Barghast said:
Seems there's a LOT of side effects to be wary of, and you can't use it with a lot of basic medications, including things like cough drops or certain meds you may need to function day to day.
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Every drug on that list that I've ever heard of or have some experience with IRL is some form of opioid.

Which makes sense considering the mechanism of action of naltrexone.

The other drugs on the list I've never seen used IRL.

Naltrexone is also prescribed as a weight loss drug, so it can't be that restrictive to use.

I'm not sure why it's not used more for alcoholism. Alcohol dependency in my experience is treated almost exclusively with a white knuckling strategy.

I've seen acamprosate prescribed a few times, but I've only seen it given out by amateurs in a suspect fashion.
 
The Yellow Dart said:
As if being able to shoplift from Walmart gives you the skillset to teach the FBI how to secure items in stores.
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"Spices we need your help on this one."
"How many times do I have to tell you people? I gave that life up!"
"Goddammit Spices! This is a matter of Walmart security!"
*long sigh* "So, what's the job?"
 
Mister Friendly Dude said:
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Maybe, maybe not.

If we count every pour he does to a glass a "drink" then for sure he is drinking more than 15 times a week.
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One bottle of 80 proof whiskey has about 14 standard drinks in it. If Nick drinks half a bottle each stream and streams 3 nights, he officially counts as a "heavy drinker."

Like it says, you aren't necessarily physically addicted if you do that. While we don't know how much Nick drinks off-stream, if he has only started regularly drinking like this since 2022 then it's possible he could easily cut way, way back on his alcohol use and things like the tremors you see are related to other drugs he uses. The mix of his heavy alcohol use and all the other drugs he does--weed, MDMA, poppers, cocaine, fentanyl (all his drugs are likely laced)--is going to be far worse than if he was just a heavy drinker.
 
thebigdream said:
I think about this whenever I hear Null respond to Nick/Dick (same thing amirite?). They present him as this deeply autistic individual who lashes out due to misunderstandings but if there's anything autistic about him it's how supernaturally calm he is dealing with them, like he's emotionally stunted only in his ability to be irate. To the impartial observer (are there any left in this sektor?) it would be obvious who's trying to stir shit here.
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I think the problem stems from the fact that, as Null has stated himself, he tries to remain as pragmatic as possible and not let emotions inform a decision. Maybe there is a bit of the tism in him because I don't know how he does it, but to paint it as a negative is preposterous, especially when it comes to conducting business. This is absolutely inconceivable to people like Juju and Nick, however, because they are pure hedonists who follow every monkey impulse their brain sends them, (basically 'if it feels good, do it') so when they encounter someone who doesn't act like that they assume he has to be the one with the problem.

After all, why wouldn't you wanna be a guy in your 40s melted out of your skull every night, going to gross sex festivals and baiting expensive lawsuits over playground bullshit? That's so cool and chad and not pathetic at all.
 
ScamL Likely said:
Nicky would sperg out much harder if it was named Hedo II and the icon was a silhouette of a bottle up an ass though. But that's probably too directly antagonistic and on the nose for jewsh's tastes.
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I like the logic but we should definitely call it Hedonism III. I think it's probably too much detail but for the icon I like the idea of a tongue licking a balldo

E: Actually, it might not be too bad. Septeen berzillion nanomoments in paint:

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If someone wants to recolor it feel free to do so and I shall bestow upon you one (1) Winner sticker
 
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4stardaysbahbe said:
I knew this guy who was in a discord server I was in. He'd drink listerine (specifically the brown one cause it had more alcohol) because he wasn't legally allowed to buy actual booze yet. Somehow I can see Nick doing that too.
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Nigga should just make prison hooch. Here's a simple recipe for you underage alkies out there

1 bottle of fruit juice (apple is best, but you can mix it up, sky is the limit)
1 cup brown sugar (or use white you racist honkey)
1 packed of yeast

Instructions:
Make sure you and your working environment are clean
pour out a cup of the juice from the bottle and drink it up.
Add the sugar and mix till dissolved
Add the yeast packet and mix a bit
Put the lid on partially so it is loose (or don't if you want to make a mess)
Wait a few weeks till the bubble stop
Put it in the fridge to get the yeas to settle to the bottom

Congratulations you have your very own hooch for $3


Maybe rakets will have to do that once he drinks himself bankrupt.
 
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