💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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payquasi.lol now tallies Patrick's "total burden", which is what he owes + what he paid. There is also a link to Fatass' complaint by itself.


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Broadside said:
Don't owe a penny, stalker.
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I wonder how Technicality Tomlinson justifies that particular big fat lie?
"No stalker, I will not be giving Quasi a copper plated coin equal to one one-hundredth of a US dollar."
or...
"No stalker, I do not owe Quasi a penny. I actually owe him many hundreds of thousands of pennies. Enjoy cashing them in at the grocery store, child."
 
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I wonder how Technicality Tomlinson justifies that particular big fat lie?
"No stalker, I will not be giving Quasi a copper plated coin equal to one one-hundredth of a US dollar."
or...
"No stalker, I do not owe Quasi a penny. I actually owe him many hundreds of thousands of pennies. Enjoy cashing them in at the grocery store, child."
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What even is the point? Does he think someone is going to be like "Oh, it says on these court website that there's this debt and there payments have been made towards this debt, and there are videos of court proceedings of judges ordering the debt, Pat has gone on podcasts talking about the debt, but now he's telling me the debt is part of my delusions." 1.7 GPA. Dumb, VERY dumb. Fat, too.

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Pepperonified said:
What even is the point? Does he think someone is going to be like "Oh, it says on these court website that there's this debt and there payments have been made towards this debt, and there are videos of court proceedings of judges ordering the debt, Pat has gone on podcasts talking about the debt, but now he's telling me the debt is part of my delusions." 1.7 GPA. Dumb, VERY dumb. Fat, too.

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Keep drawing this out, maybe you will get a penny or two back.
 
oh to be a fly on the wall at the next robinson family meetup. i always gave niggki the benefit of the doubt, thinking perhaps she was too broke to afford a divorce or to take the financial loss on the half hovel, but knowing her family had enough money to bail her fat husband out of his own fat hole just makes me MATI.

$41,849.87 is not a small amount. life-changing for some. and yet this fat faggot couldn't just keep his mouth shut.
 
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oh to be a fly on the wall at the next robinson family meetup.
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Man I would just love to have his family tell him to shut up at the family meetup every time he tries to make a joke. I am guessing they tolerated his terrible humor but now that he cost them 41k and will cost them another 25k. I would hazard a guess he might not even be invited
 
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I don't even know why especially that @ sent my sides into orbit. I still want to know what prompted that mass tagging, it's completly unhinged, schizo territory.
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The rascal tagged them all, Rick's too tunnel visioned to not untag them in his replies. They added so many that it would be impossible for him to miss this too and he still couldn't be assed because he had to tell them to enjoy prison so immediately.
 
Summer of George said:
Breaking news update on the stolen deep-fryers from the beergarden!

Stolen Estabrook Park Beer Garden equipment found in food truck (The Milwaukee Urinal)

Food truck, eh? South side, eh? Judgment debt, eh?
Hey Bing, with all the evidence on hand, who is the slippery thief behind this corpulent caper?

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AHA! Just as we suspected! Hello MPD? I want this pig-man arrested immediately!
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They said AI would replace jobs, but it's done nothing but complement the hard working Patposters. Is that the new beaneroni line?
 
Pepperonified said:
What even is the point? Does he think someone is going to be like "Oh, it says on these court website that there's this debt and there payments have been made towards this debt, and there are videos of court proceedings of judges ordering the debt, Pat has gone on podcasts talking about the debt, but now he's telling me the debt is part of my delusions." 1.7 GPA. Dumb, VERY dumb. Fat, too.

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I'm assuming this is what it looks like when a low IQ, internet addicted narcissist finally breaks. He just keeps repeating into the void, while everyone laughs at him.
Pat is fascinating in that he is essentially a narcissist living through a narcissist's worst nightmare - total loss of control of narrative, the entire world laughing and mocking him and he, powerless to stop it.
And he could've stopped this all at any point.
 
Imagine if the real Christopher Nolan Xweeted that he was a fan of one of his books and was considering a motion picture treatment only to be told he's a stalker who's about to go to prison.
 
When I hear "Enjoy prison" I always think of enjoy coke adverts, no idea why.
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I would make more effort if I was at my pc so just have a generated image from the site instead

Ok I made a better version not too bad for a phone attempt
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I haven't been up to date with the thread in a long while, so it's quite possible this has been posted before. If so my apologies fellow Funsters.

This is the ONA archive of one of Pat's more unknown reddit threads, and it is a very interesting window into Patrick's mind. It's from 2019, a time when he was still very feisty and some of the Pests still believed Pat could listen to advice (poor bastards). I'd say it is worth checking out if you have the time.

Some of my personal highlights:

Niki: "The stalkers find out EVERYTHING about us! How is that even possible? They are insane psychopaths!"
Pat: "We believe they have some dark donor financing them"
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"The war is over. You lost. I won"
Yuck.

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He goes on and on spilling the beans. I'm actually amazed he doesn't flat out give away his SSN and the combination to the dick-cage lock Niki makes him wear when the farting session starts.
It's amazing what the combo of insecurity + huge ego can make a man do.
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"How many times have I told... YEEEEEEEEW!!?

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA???"

Also, let's be honest: even back then before the Lolsuit people knew Milwaukee was not sending their best. They were sending Pats, they were sending Nikis, they were sending Pennyeaters. But some, I assume, are not FatFaggots who undermine their own case.
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But Pat - of course - doesn't need stupid concepts like "friends", advice", or "cease-fire"
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There's a lot more of course, but I think I'll just end this post with this lesson in humility. Whenever we fell bad about Pat's life, posts like this one are a good reminder there's a reason this thread is almost 2400 pages long:

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"Why us?"
 

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Good news, stalker children John A. Gibney III of VA (residing in Oman) and Bernard J. Murphy of NJ (residing in the Philippines) are getting upgraded from mere criminals to international terrorists, courtesy of legal expert Jackie Singh.

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I'mThePatMan! said:
Some of my personal highlights:
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My life is already over because I'm about to commit felony armchair psychology and several counts of aggravated belaboring the obvious. At least I'll enjoy prison.
Pat suddenly and seamlessly switching from asserting the existence of dozens of funposting heroes to just as confidently claiming there are thousands of them gave me a new perspective on his lies and his estrangement from a consistent, objective reality.

First the funposter has an audience of a few dozen. This is pathetic compared to Fatrick with his tens of thousands of followers.

But when it comes to beating Fatrick, of course it required thousands of them. And they all have no lives and no accomplishments compared to Patrick, which means they're pathetic and Patrick is great.

He's not lying for anyone else's sake. Otherwise even a particularly stupid child would tell more consistent and plausible lies. Patrick is lying to himself, and being 100% committed to the lies means he can't acknowledge to himself how ridiculous they are, so he has to declare them publicly and shamelessly.

Without the first lie, Pat is just a fat nobody, a failed author and a stupid internet blowhard who hundreds or thousands of people laugh at, exactly because he's so pathetic, stupid and arrogant.

Without the second lie, a few assholes handily ruined his life in their spare time after work while shitposting and having a beer. He would be totally vulnerable and powerless to fight back.

As a Star Wars enthusiast and attempted science fiction author, Fatrick is a multiply-confirmed fantasist of the highest order. He suspends disbelief of his own lies and sacrifices any semblance of consistency or reality so he can live comfortably and fatly in his second, better reality.
 
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