Who is the rightful ruler of the land that contains Jerusalem, Gaza, Tel Aviv, and Bethlehem?

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

For the sake of convivence, I have limited the poll so that it only includes the reasonable candidates.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Y-WH; He can lease it out to whomever He wants.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i vote thailand; india and thailand have the best food out of the choices, but unlike the indians they dont smell like poo. if you cant take the poo to the loo then you arnt fit to rule over the holy land.
only downside really is the ladyboy thing, but that can be beaten out of them.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The head of the house of Habsburg is the rightful heir of the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
Seriously.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Republic of China, so I voted the (non-Republic) China entry

 

[Radola Gajda]

China will grow larger!

 

[The Backwards Man]

Me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Joshua Connor Moon

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I think we should take this old school: right of conquest! Whoever can take it and keep it owns it.
Although I'm still trying to get my mind around why anyone wants that shitty strip of land...

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Me.

This except it’s actually me.

 

[The Backwards Man]

This except it’s actually me.

You can own Gaza and I'll own the rest.

 

[LazyLizard]

me

 

[KittyGremlin]

Me and the chosen people of this website. For too lang, have we been driven away, we must secure a future for the Kiwi-kind.

 

[The Nostalgia Critic]

You can own palestine and I'll own the rest.

This except it’s actually me.

It all belongs to me, Doug Walker

 

[Mine is the Fury]

To the victor go the spoils. The Holy Land belongs to anyone strong enough to claim it and stays theirs for as long as they are strong enough to hold it. This is the only truth.

 

[Safir]

For humanitarian reasons, the Crusaders.
Muslims have Mecca and Medina and the nose can gtfo.

(This is a serious good-faith answer. However, as this is a troll thread, I will not be massdebating.)

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Japan, because Japan is the only country in the poll that isn't completely cringe.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Jebus

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Japan, because Japan is the only country in the poll that isn't completely cringe.

have you never seen anime?

 

[Racist Trash]

Me, as a British person I have a great desire to draw some lines on the map and then hand it to some tards who will fight over it.