💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Reynolds]

I just realized today is this thread's 8th year anniversary! Figured I'd get a couple screenshots to see how the years have treated Mr. Scalfatty

Spoiler: 2015

pulporks chili
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Spoiler: 2023

stroke #?? recovery
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Insane how he aged 30 years in 8

 

[Aunt Carol]

No argument here, typically it is the health insurance companies who pay out for them.

Would Jack have gone through a prior auth saga without whining about it or vagueposting with Bitmoji?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Would Jack have gone through a prior auth saga without whining about it or vagueposting with Bitmoji?

If I had to guess, I think Tammy-mommy would have done the legwork for him. Hell, he might not even know!

"Jack, we are getting a free generator so you can run your smokers and CPAP when the power goes out"

"Gud!"

 

[densedance]

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Still seething about Joe Chavez, lol.

Curious if Jack even knows that Joe write comments under some Jack Compilation videos that he regreted everything that he did together with Jack.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Personally, I believe that the most suitable and deserved approach would be to unceremoniously bury Jack at a landfill.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I just realized today is this thread's 8th year anniversary! Figured I'd get a couple screenshots to see how the years have treated Mr. Scalfatty

Spoiler: 2015

pulporks chili
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Spoiler: 2023

stroke #?? recovery
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Guys, I’m starting to think he’s not following Keto correctly.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

good to be back foodjacks!

It took me a couple seconds to realize he wasn't shaped like this.

 

[AnOminous]

His own vision of himself is of someone who doesn't need to improve and already does enough. It's everyone else that needs to fix themselves.

He should improve himself by having his fifth and final stroke already.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Still seething about Joe Chavez, lol.

How is this big news... unless he's talking about the collected girth of all participants?

And of course he needs to turn everything in to something "wars". The only war going on is whether his heart or liver will give out first.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He should improve himself by having his fifth and final stroke already.

Jack's strokes are like that part of Hellraiser II where Dr. Channard strips away the Cenobites' powers. Except in this case he's just losing more limbs and eyes.

Fuck, can he even read anymore?

 

[TheLazyMan]

Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man just dropped a banger over there on the YouTubez.
Give it a listen and a Like, won't you? (Don't forget to subscribe)

Pink Chicken And The Lazy Man also release "It's Raining MEAT" on YouTube tonight as well.
UwU.

For those of you who asked re: how we did the songs on #NTWICEILAT
here is the info: Suno AI - https://www.suno.ai
Just like MidJourney AI, the "user interface" to operate the software is actually Discord-based.

As we say at my soon-to-be-released Prompt Engineering Academy - Conversations, Not Code.

 

[Marisa]

And of course he needs to turn everything in to something "wars". The only war going on is whether his heart or liver will give out first.

it actually took me a while to realize that when jack said he was doing another food tour, he didn't mean the kind that a musician would do, but rather like a tour of duty, since it's "_____ wars"

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

It took me a couple seconds to realize he wasn't shaped like this.
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Now I'm imagining someone photos shopping a black glove on his raised arm and a BLM protest in the background with the words "Black Power" underneath.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

For a guy who was upset over the hospital not giving him "diabetic friendly" food during his stay, fatty sure likes to eat a lot of non-diabetic friendly food when he's not in the hospital

 

[Tiresome]

For a guy who was upset over the hospital not giving him "diabetic friendly" food during his stay, fatty sure likes to eat a lot of non-diabetic friendly food when he's not in the hospital

Jack is a permanent boomer bitch.

 

[p1138]

For a guy who was upset over the hospital not giving him "diabetic friendly" food during his stay, fatty sure likes to eat a lot of non-diabetic friendly food when he's not in the hospital

Don't forget how they were starving him with under 5000 calories a day, as he also left half his meal out of every picture but failed to keep the plates and bowls entirely out of frame.

 

[Whaler]

Can you use a smoker; this is important

According to the Algonquin, no. It has to be actual fire because a Wendigos heart is covered in thick ice.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Now I'm imagining someone photos shopping a black glove on his raised arm and a BLM protest in the background with the words "Black Power" underneath.

Somebody's got to do that. And then show it to him.

For a guy who was upset over the hospital not giving him "diabetic friendly" food during his stay, fatty sure likes to eat a lot of non-diabetic friendly food when he's not in the hospital

Yeah but he's cured now and no longer in the hospital so he can go back to eating as he wants.

Don't forget how they were starving him with under 5000 calories a day, as he also left half his meal out of every picture but failed to keep the plates and bowls entirely out of frame.

Or the fact he complained once about how tiny his dessert was and this as after complaining that his meals weren't "diabetic friendly".

He's just a basic bitch who likes to complain.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Don't forget how they were starving him with under 5000 calories a day, as he also left half his meal out of every picture but failed to keep the plates and bowls entirely out of frame.

And how Jack had Hammy bring in takeout as a supplement. Can't beat a nice bucket of fried chicken to go with that Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes when you're recovering from a stroke.

 

[Aaway]

jack's trademark lack of self-awareness has landed him in hot water and even his true fans are not happy. figured i'd post this all here before the coward deletes everything

and for the cherry on top