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You must be in some pocket of the universe with unique physics because in most places salt isn't fat soluble.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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How does this fat cripple even make it to his seat? Does Tammy have to diaper him before they board? So many questions.
The fatties likely had to be seated on opposite ends of the plane for load balancing purposes.
The fatties likely had to be seated on opposite ends of the plane for load balancing purposes.
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[spoiler:”culinary slapfight]Bacon pan drippings aren’t purely made of fats. There is some water in city bacon and ham. That why its somewhat moist, can spoil readily, you have to refrigerate it. [/spoiler]
Am i going to get in some backbitey shit every time I post about cooking here? Fellas, let’s be honest: you wish your gf could cook like me.
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And most critically how to obtain safe water. Dehydration from something like giardia or dysentery is easily a death sentence out in the wild. That's one of the most important skills I learned back in Boy Scouts.
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You know you can just cook off the water, right? Then you decant the grease from the pan leaving the solids behind.
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When I first saw Jack use that pickle jar, 1 thing come to my mind.
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It actually does. You want a little milk in there too.
It's a lot like pineapple juice in that you seriously don't want to overdo it or you turn the chicken into mush. But while pineapple will do that in 20 minutes or so, you can usually let pickle juice/milk go for an hour or so.
Apparently the idea that Chick-Fil-A uses pickle juice is apocryphal but it's actually good. It's a good combo of acid, salt and seasoning. Also you already paid for it and have it. I'm generally a fan of using things I paid for.
God what a gargantuan cock-gargling faggot this "man" is.
Imagine:
a) taking this selfie at all
b) looking at it
c) thinking yeah I should post this it totally won't make me look like a flaming homoqueerual.
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Saw Jack's chicken video and like it fried well, but the deep fryer did all of the work here rather than Jack. One of the biggest fuck ups is how Jack didn't mix the pickle juice with the butter milk. When people put pickle juice in a fried chicken recipe, they usually mix it with other parts of a marinade and even then it's a reasonable portion of pickle juice, not the entire jar.
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Jack is a hypocrite who completely lacks any self-awareness and is incapable of any kind of self reflection. Furthermore, his arrogance and narcissism dictate that his meanness and hatefulness come from a place of being correct and is therefore justified. So by his logic, other people needing to be more nice and loving is completely unconnected to him needing to be more nice and loving. His own vision of himself is of someone who doesn't need to improve and already does enough. It's everyone else that needs to fix themselves.
This post is both faux Christian lip service and a demand that other people be nicer for his own personal benefit.
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Easy for someone who can't walk or drive to tell other people how they should. You just know back when he could walk he was that oblivious fat fuck standing in your way in front of the entire dairy case like a zombie when you just need to grab milk quick.
What he lacks in walking he makes up for in nasty and struggles.
That's rich coming from one of the most self-absorbed jackasses on the planet who makes a fucking scene whenever he goes out to eat, and likely still thinks the world revolves entirely around him when the camera isn't on(based on his FB updates, his old blog, etc. if anything his old blog just proves he's always been an asshole even before the strokes).
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Coming from the asshole that parked his scooter directly in everyone's way at Disney (I think) and proclaimed: "THEY CAN GO AROUND ME" when Tammy mentioned it.
Oh wait no he's not being a hypocrite because he never said: "Scoot nicer".
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That dog is going to eat Jack's face.
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I'm guessing this is in response to Jack noticing the sullen and irritated faces of fellow passengers as his morbidly obese ass had to get wheeled to his seat and then get situated in it leading to enormous boarding delays.
Don't reach across me. The dairy case is where I lose my will to live when grocery shopping, and I'll move within 40 seconds when my brain reboots. But fuckers trying to nudge me just pisses me off.
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I wonder if Jack and Tammy (one or both of them) were made to buy a second seat to accommodate them.