💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Criminally underrated r/autism thread from 2019. Overshadowed by "the" r/autism thread which accumulated over 2,500 replies, a huge chunk of which were from Pat alone, this one accumulated 468 replies, and there are many bangers and quotable posts contained within. What amazes me is most of these posts from "THE_NIGGER_RAPIST" and such are still up.


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Porsalin did a trailer for his documentary based on those messages

 
I have to wonder what the prompt was for these, because the pig looks exactly like Pat. My guess would be "fat pig with curly toupee crying while giving bag of money to handsome latin american man."

Criminally underrated r/autism thread from 2019. Overshadowed by "the" r/autism thread which accumulated over 2,500 replies, a huge chunk of which were from Pat alone, this one accumulated 468 replies, and there are many bangers and quotable posts contained within. What amazes me is most of these posts from "THE_NIGGER_RAPIST" and such are still up.


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I love that Pat's posts are so formulaic that you legitimately can't tell if they were written by him or a pest until you check the username.
 
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(I fucking love this one, it's either JFG being put in jail by a proud Canadian prosecutor or null getting behind bars for saying mean shit to indians)
 
has patrick said what he is going as for halloween this year? i know he was quite fond of his police uniform last year but with the added heat i think he will have to find something else. i saw the city of milwaukee put out a notice imploring parents to keep a strict eye on their children this halloween due to last years incident. so many missing...

then again he has gotten fatter so he may be too lazy for the hunt this year. my bet is he waits for those poor unfortunate souls unlucky enough to try his hovel for candy.

*doorbell ring*
bipoc children: trick or treat!
patrick: oh sweet baby-childs. a treat for me...a trick...on YOU!
 
I fucking love the bing ai shit, I spent a half an hour on it, tweaking the prompts, I hope you guys enjoy it:
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A proud symbol of Americana in Milwaukee, serving the local community for decades, however there are nasty rumours about African American children disappearing nearby...
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For the orientalist minded pests:

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L.T Frank Bullit is sent to MPD to help in their investigations...
 
Italian Ssisslseges is a work of art, how would you guys pronounce it? I'm partial to "Sizzle-seggs"

So heartwarming to see Pat turn his life around by turning a hobby into his job
 
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And of course he replaces his piece of shit Surface with another piece of shit Surface. I know Fatrick is prone to engage in brand jihad for retarded reasons (cf. buying a Triumph bike to 0wn Harley riders) but why insist here, did Tyrone and Daquan use an iPad to film their exploits with Nikki?
 
And of course he replaces his piece of shit Surface with another piece of shit Surface. I know Fatrick is prone to engage in brand jihad for retarded reasons (cf. buying a Triumph bike to 0wn Harley riders) but why insist here, did Tyrone and Daquan use an iPad to film their exploits with Nikki?

It’s suspected that he thinks that Apple products are “gay”.

I think it could also be him thinking he is taking a stand against Apple evangelicals.
Sure they are annoying and wrong that Apple stuff is better at everything, but going out of his way to buy unnecessary expensive things to “own” Apple is equally sanctimonious and irritating.

He could do all of his tweeting and not writing on a basic Chromebook.
 
Biscuit better watch his fucking back!

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The bonus laugh with AI images is that it can get the most sophisticated visuals right but not the spelling of basic English words.
 
And of course he replaces his piece of shit Surface with another piece of shit Surface. I know Fatrick is prone to engage in brand jihad for retarded reasons (cf. buying a Triumph bike to 0wn Harley riders) but why insist here, did Tyrone and Daquan use an iPad to film their exploits with Nikki?
I got a laptop for five hundred dollars plus another one hundred dollars that comes with 16 GB of RAM for college. While excessive for our pig, he could have bought a less powerful device for less.
 
I was browsing Pat's tweets looking for something specific when I found this gem I hadn't seen before:
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Absolutely delusional. Fat, too.
 
This genuinely has me hyped for the full thing, he clearly knows the lore. It's going to be Porsalin's Magnum Opus.

Enjoy prison.
The last part of this teaser where the guy is describing Pat’s writing style is both 100% accurate and brutal. That is getting owned at a level I never thought possible in a review of one’s work.
 
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