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[monstrous bubo]

I don't know why troons felt the need to co-opt the fucking IKEA shark plushie

It’s the colours - pale blue and pink.

Troons are reason I can never tell my daughter why we can't buy that cute shark toy she sees everytime we visit Ikea

You could do what @Procrastinhater does and use them as dog toys. I think he enjoys watching them being ripped apart.

what makes these pooners think Palestinians are their friends?

LGBT Palestinians try to get into Israel because no-one is throwing them off rooftops there, but yeah, Palestinians are great and Israel is evil. Just one more data point to show we are dealing with fundamentally unserious and rather stupid people here.

Apparently "gremlin" is now a gender.

At least it’s accurate. Trans gremlins are gremlins!

Have a look at the recommended items for a Blahaj knock-off on Amazon

Add breast forms and you’ve got the full props list for the larp.

 

[Golden Face]

Why indeed...

 

[Slideshow Bill]

A "stinky pervert plushie humper"....
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IKEA shark
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Can you guess what will happen next?


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Spoiler: degeneracy

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Some fellow troons really like it and want to see a video of the shark being fucked. Other people are calling him out for being a weirdo. Hindpaw thinks it's them who are being weirdos.
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The phrase “dykebreaking kink” has reminded me that troons killing themselves is a beautiful thing, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

I support gender affirming surgery. It is imperative that all transwomen get all the hormones and surgeries they want as soon as possible. I'll even do some of the surgeries if there aren't enough people to do them. Together we can make the world a better place.

 

[TruffleSpark]

"locktober"

I can't think of anything clever to say, I fucking hate these people.

 

[Golden Face]

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I can't think of anything clever to say, I fucking hate these people.

"girl horny" "girl smell" "girl cum"

i fucking hate how trannies find a way to fetishize nearly every part of womanhood. even compared to a regular straight guy, these trannies find new ways to sexualize women's entire existence.

"girl horny".... for fucks sake. that's your male sex drive reacting to cross sex hormones you neanderthal. you aren't experiencing a new, special kind of feminine horniness. you're still experiencing creepy, gross, male horniness.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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I can't think of anything clever to say, I fucking hate these people.

MtF troons always seems to write like unhinged men larping as teenage girls. It’s disgusting.

 

[OrionBalls]

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I can't think of anything clever to say, I fucking hate these people.

I can make you bleed for five days, hun. But, you wouldn't like it. It's probably not kinky enough.

 

[TruffleSpark]

i fucking hate how trannies find a way to fetishize nearly every part of womanhood. even compared to a regular straight guy, these trannies find new ways to sexualize women's entire existence.

They're such pure and undiluted example of the male sex drive, that's what peaked me originally. Just being asked to pretend not to recognize the male sex drive when I see it.

 

[Mad_Dog]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS EVER HAPPENED.

Why are troons so convinced that women strip naked in front of the mirrors in public toilets and that we always need help with our bras? Why? It's always the same fucking story. Every time. I have been in public toilets at least once a week for forty years and the only time I've ever seen a woman openly changing was in the female changing room at the public baths when I was a tween, and she was old and wrinkly and obviously ran out of fucks many years ago. I have also only ever helped two other women with their bras, one was a housemate who'd fucked up both her wrists in a car accident, and the other was my mum who'd broken her arm.

When you wear the same garment everyday since age whatever, you get very good at wrangling the thing, you will not need help from others unless you are very sick or infirm. And even then, if you are infirm and can't wrangle your own bra, you are sure as hell not going to spontaneously strip down in a public toilet and ask complete randoms to help you.

Jesus fuck. Tell me you know nothing about women outside of pornography without etc.

Schrödingtroon's story, both true and untrue until it's shared online, then it's revealed to be a complete lie.

 

[Spergichu]

It’s the colours - pale blue and pink.

They really are all autists, aren't they?

 

[glue eater]

r/ftm has officially banned discussion of autogynophilia and autoandrophilia.

It is now bannable in the largest female tranny subreddit to openly discuss the most common cause of gender dysphoria.

This brings r/ftm in line with it's male tranny counterpart, r/mtf, where rule #1 explicitly forbids the mention of autogynophilia

 

[Protistology]

MtF troons always are unhinged men larping as teenage girls. It’s disgusting.

Fixed that for you.

 

[DrNow]

Spoiler: gurning from my girl

Naughty Megan has been describing his wife as purple-haired when her hair is mauve. Perhaps she was trying to throw us off the scent? If so, it really hasn’t worked. She has also said that ideally she would have her wife’s body, so it’s nice to see what she’s shooting for. To use one of her favourite words, this is just precious.

Abu Bakr Al Troondadi.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Oh boy, I found an interesting fella posting on r/MtF

User BeachSunsetWalks

This is what peaked my interest



Menstruating in a weird way. I wonder what he means by this.

Well Kiwis, what he means is that he pisses blood.

I went to archive the page and it was already done, so apologies if his is a repost.

The doctors told him he is intersex and has a uterus and that is the cause of the blood. Now, I'm not a doctor, but I am a uterus haver and I know my uterus does not, in fact, connect to my bladder. Furthermore I do not shed my uterus lining into my bladder to be pissed out every month.




He is 23 or 24, transitioning less than a year. Balls are already removed, although he says this was due to a tumor, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here as as 5 months ago he was discouraging SRS and giving a realistic outcome on these surgeries.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

The doctors told him he is intersex and has a uterus and that is the cause of the blood.

And as always, he's almost certainly LARPing.

There's no correlation between being intersex and being a tranny that we know of. Both have odds of several thousand to one. The chances that he's both are thus millions to one.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Spoiler: PL

Trannies and Pooners caused me to rethink spirituality and lead me to a lot of soul searching, which on turn made into Christian. Millstone for troons, no exceptions.

Troons are reason I can never tell my daughter why we can't buy that cute shark toy she sees everytime we visit Ikea. TTD, those freaks ruin everything they touch.

I bought one of the Blahaj's for my Rotties before I knew it was a troon symbol.
I was fucking horrified when I found out but I'm not about to try to take it back, they loved fighting over it and they'd just take it as a game.
Its since been decapitated during one of their battles over it. Now one owns the head and another owns the tail, theres no stuffing, so its been reduced to flaps of fabric that they still wont part with and I wont touch because they're covered in drool.

You could do what @Procrastinhater does and use them as dog toys. I think he enjoys watching them being ripped apart.

Seeing a trio of Rottweilers battling over the troon shark, shaking it like they're trying to kill it and tearing it up while picturing its an actual troon is kind of relaxing tbf.

r/ftm has officially banned discussion of autogynophilia and autoandrophilia.

It is now bannable in the largest female tranny subreddit to openly discuss the most common cause of gender dysphoria.

This brings r/ftm in line with it's male tranny counterpart, r/mtf, where rule #1 explicitly forbids the mention of autogynophilia

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One thing they absolutely despise is being reminded of the truth. It brings them crashing to Earth and reminds them how fucking ridiculous they are and how everyone sees them and they hate it.

The transvestite is immunized against all dangers. You can call him a pervert, a weirdo, a troon, and it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an Autogynephile and you will be astonished how hurt he his, how he recoils, how he shrinks back - "I've been found out!"

 

[Tomboy Tuti]

Oh boy, I found an interesting fella posting on r/MtF

User BeachSunsetWalks

This is what peaked my interest



Menstruating in a weird way. I wonder what he means by this.

Well Kiwis, what he means is that he pisses blood.

I went to archive the page and it was already done, so apologies if his is a repost.

The doctors told him he is intersex and has a uterus and that is the cause of the blood. Now, I'm not a doctor, but I am a uterus haver and I know my uterus does not, in fact, connect to my bladder. Furthermore I do not shed my uterus lining into my bladder to be pissed out every month.

Yes pissing blood is the same as monthly discharges containing uterus lining. By golly they must come from the same hole too since hes an axewound now, the fronthole to be exact.

 

[PsyOppenheimer]

I think I've cackled at this picture enough to the point of being unironically mindbroken. Not only this hog transitioned into a crossbreed between the nazi-poster untermensch and Bobby Hill but that single fucking chest hair is just... Fucking Hell.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

That boy aint right

 

[glass_houses]

Yes pissing blood is the same as monthly discharges containing uterus lining. By golly they must come from the same hole too since hes an axewound now, the fronthole to be exact.

Do you think that the troon knows that menstrual blood is a combination of blood clots, mucus and uterine lining, and is nothing like the thin liquid that is normal blood, and that menstruation through the urethra would be like passing a kidney stone the entire length for five days straight?

Yeah, I don't think so either.