💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

You seem really angy that people can enjoy a cup of decaf coffee. Relax, fren, maybe cut back on the caffeine.

No. Just yanking your chain. it's what I do.

When I used to wait tables and people would ask for a decaf I'd hiss and act like the very concept hurt me and refer to it as the "anti-coffee". But only to those that were in on the joke. Drink whatever you want to drink. Just don't give me decaf.

Have you tried white miso paste? It genuinely makes a nice hot drink. Probably not with dessert, it’s savoury, but it is worth a go. I drink it on night shifts and love it.

Miso is always nice. It's not coffee though.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I always put cream and shurger in my coffee because I like it that way, come at me faggots

 

[Tiresome]

Have you tried white miso paste? It genuinely makes a nice hot drink. Probably not with dessert, it’s savoury, but it is worth a go. I drink it on night shifts and love it.

You know what, this is a great suggestion, I have, there's also instant miso soup packages with multiple flavors and mix-ins you can buy online that are really nice.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Nicest guy on Youtube strikes again!

Some sportsball sperging from our fat man:

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With his horrendous understanding of football he might as well be calling football "sportsball" when larping as a fan. Even the jesus freaks and boomers who make up his facebook base are shutting down his retarded conspiracy theory. Like a true intellectual, jagoff posts a tiktok video to argue his viewpoint.

Seriously, how retarded is this guy if he is a football fan and doesn't understand what Mahomes did? Mahomes took the shortest path to victory.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack knows football as well as he knows cooking

 

[Guntanator]

If you have a boomerbook burner account and engage with jacks Facebook community, you should be aware that he has community chats for various topics. One notable group chat is the "ama" chat, where if you ask jack anything he gets angry and deletes your messages. He felt conversations were getting too out of hand and had made other topic chats which he shut down when someone suggested taking vitamins as apart of your daily nutritional routine. Meanwhile, jack was spouting about keto curing cancer. Back in the AMA chat, someone asked for clarity on his posts. When his information was fact checked and presented to him, he got Angy because he was proven wrong and deleted everything; telling people to stay on topic. Any further questions on the matter were deleted. It's unbelievable how much of a thin skinned fragile faggot he is.

What's worse than jack is the able minded people that moderate his chats. They are just as bad as he is! There's no fun to be had in engagement with jack. He's such a rude and salty retard, I can hear his mushmouth voice when reading his comments with his "fans". He deserves to be back handed in the mouth.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack knows football as well as he knows cooking

As well as he knows anything. See Jack at 35 fucking years old:

 

[p1138]

Apparently Fatty has still been looking himself up on youtube and handing out strikes. This guy got hit with one a couple months back I guess and opted to post a video in response basically telling Fatty to fuck off

I assume he just tries to bully every small channel that reacts to his garbage, and not just pink chicken and the lazy man who focus on it. Probably didn't have the balls to go after some others like august the duck and that chef brian guy.

 

[Potato Burrito]

What a fragile doofus. Reactors are single handedly (see what I did there) keeping Jack relevant. Without them his channel would be as dead as his stroke-addled frontal lobe. With them he's barely clinging to the public sphere. Normies tend to feel bad for retards and don't enjoy laughing at them like we do. His ineptitude and his obliviousness to it is the only reason he got attention on the 'Tube in the first place.

Jack should thank this guy for the exposure.

Funny, too, that the guy who steals recipes and uses copyrighted photos of other people's cooking because his looks like dog food is going after anyone for copyright.

 

[p1138]

What a fragile doofus. Reactors are single handedly (see what I did there) keeping Jack relevant. Without them his channel would be as dead as his stroke-addled frontal lobe. With them he's barely clinging to the public sphere. Normies tend to feel bad for retards and don't enjoy laughing at them like we do. His ineptitude and his obliviousness to it is the only reason he got attention on the 'Tube in the first place.

Jack should thank this guy for the exposure.

Funny, too, that the guy who steals recipes and uses copyrighted photos of other people's cooking because his looks like dog food is going after anyone for copyright.

Yeah, Fatty is just an all around piece of shit. If his channel wasn't total garbage, he'd probably see some growth from the channels talking about him over the past year or so. But since all he does is produce garbage and throw tantrums, no one is going to stick around except for the hate watchers, and he isn't a big enough name to get a following worth a crap from that alone(nor would he understand it and be able to capitalize on the grift if he were).

 

[a terminal posture]

"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

As well as he knows anything. See Jack at 35 fucking years old:

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Damn, he had quite the foul mouth back then too.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ML8b5MSdslc"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

Really nice for Goonette to suck on the spoon and immediately put it back in the dip.

"This place definitely gets an A+ for presentation"

 

[AnOminous]

Damn, he had quite the foul mouth back then too.

And was a complete piece of shit who would give a hard time to some customer service employee over shit she had absolutely no control over.

"This place definitely gets an A+ for presentation"

He likes it because it looks like something he'd make.

 

[Bassomatic]

I love how Jack will try to find conspiracy theory shit in mundane stuff and easy explained things. It's something I noticed a lot of mentally ill people do because some part of their brain knows they aren't right or bright.

Jack knows nothing about anything, also remember this fat queen, said he's busy? Lmao y'all too kind saying he's wasting time streched out etc. Jack admits when he was empty nesting and Tam ham was working he fucking watched paw patrol .... this fat fucker sits watching toddler media. Now if you can watch TV unless you're a critic that's free time. Jack has far too much of that. What does the Bible say about idle hands Jack?

Legit he sits watches kids shows eating that's all that fat failure does. At best maybe two hours a day of "work" you know where Tammy drives him and pays for his food. Then little edit work on Mac.

Also who ever got a copyright strike fight that shit. I'm not big in the YT circle or anything but I'm sick of fucking scum like that or patent trolls just bullying around knowing people can't won't fight back. Jacks gluttony should be laughed at and I'm tired of thin skins getting away with it.

We're you're only fans jack, we know you read here.

 

[Goatchoker]

The emergency alert I got today was still less annoying than his intros. Good job Jack. Keep it up buddy.

 

[Tiresome]

Damn, he had quite the foul mouth back then too.

And yet all along he's been a good Kwist-yun. See the blog post where he says he doesn't give a shit about Christmas and finds it annoying, and only cares about getting gifts from people.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

At about 3 minutes in, Janette's medical bracelet is visible, which has Tammy and Jack listed as emergency contacts. It's a little too blurry to make out their phone numbers. Apparently she has one kidney.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ML8b5MSdslc"Cajun Steamer? I'm guessing that's like New Orleans Food"
Boring episode and the dishes ordered were not really Cajun or Creole (New Orleans) or (probably) good.

OH THANK GOD THE DRUM IS BACK
I've gone DAYS without hearing that melodic, constant, driving rhythm and let me tell ya, my life has been EMPTY

 

[Bassomatic]

At about 3 minutes in, Janette's medical bracelet is visible, which has Tammy and Jack listed as emergency contacts. It's a little too blurry to make out their phone numbers. Apparently she has one kidney.

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I would literally trust any of you over Jack and Tammy.

Those fucks would not put candy crush down (or candy it self) to pick up an emergency call.

The emergency alert I got today was still less annoying than his intros. Good job Jack. Keep it up buddy.

I hope we get a boomer tech rant and theory about how Obama is 3d printing his dick with text hacks on his FaceTime app. I've seen some dumb shit about this (I was in a meeting and on airplane mode missed it unintentionally). Jack is the type to sperg.