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- Mar 30, 2023
Hoku-Hoku: I Was A 38 Year Old Shut-In Living On An Allowance From My Grandmother And I Never Leave My Apartment As I Order Everything Online And Spend All Day Watching Anime And Hentai So My Apartment Is A Mess Filled With Onaholes And Sex Dolls And Body Pillows But One Day I Spilled An Energy Drink On My internet Modem And Killed It So I Had To Leave My Apartment For The First Time In Twenty Years To Go To The Store But While I Was Crossing A Street A Cute Girl's Skirt Was Blown Up By The Wind And Distracted Me So I Didn't See A Truck Coming And The Truck Did Not See Me Because The Driver Was Also Looking At The Cute Girl's Panties And So I Was Hit By The Truck But I Din Not Die Immediately Like In the Isekais But Instead I Got Mangled Up In The Truck's Wheels And Was In Deep Agonizing Pain While I Slowly Died A Horrible Death And The Goddess Of Income Tax Saw Me Dying And Took Pity On Me Because I Always Filed My Taxes Perfectly And On Time So She Reincarnated Me As a Handsome Hero With A Gigantic Dong In A World Filled With Beautiful Woman With Big Bouncing Boobs Who All Want To Sleep With Me Which Would Be Paradise Except I Have Horrible Horrible Nightmares From Being Hit By The Truck And The Goddess Had Given Me the Power To Make My Dreams Come True Which Also Includes Making My Nightmares True And So I Accidently Made Fleets Of Murderous Trucks That Have Brought The Nations To Ruin And Made Everyone Terrified Of Me So I Was Banished To A Crumbling Castle In The Wastelands With My Only Company Being Dakimakuras That I Accidentally Brought To Life Who Never Stop Reminding Me That I'm Hated And Alone And I Guess That I Am The Demon Lord Now?
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