💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Janny's Call

When I was still verified, I was rude and full of fire
"Classic conservative", but full of leftist poz and ire
I acted like a fag, let down my mother and my dad
I know it grieved them so to think their first born son was fat

I fought against a funster band, their names were known quite well
How many times they've buck broken me, I could never tell
This kind of stressful living leads only to a stroke
I learned that much and more last time me and my doctor spoke

One day I childed stalkers, a hundred tweets or so
Then laid down on my couch to watch a Disney Star Wars show
But the reports started flowing, permabans flashed about
I thought someone was calling me, I thought I heard a shout

Then at that moment, banhammer struck not that far from me
And where was once Shane Noke's face there was now just a blank screen
And this time I knew I heard a voice, a voice of a fat NEET
A voice that came from every site, said "I do it for free"

So frightened I was thinking of bad goy tweets I'd made
Forgot about the one calling for a pineapple rape
The janny didn't miss it, was gravely offended
And his coping and seething has thus left me suspended

I felt the end was near, my life's light became dusk
When a brightly flashing banner showed the face of Elon Musk
And I cried "Oh Musk forgive me, don't let it happen now
I'll even pay for Twitter Blue, Elon, these words I vow"

My pleadings met with silence, so I just clenched my jaw
Asked my better wife's mom for some cash and went to Goldberg Law
The yidene pulled some tribal strings, and I was left to live
The janny had a reason, ban is his to lift or give

Kike black magic performed that day, blood added into wine
Euphoric I praised Yahweh, chanting "Death to Palestine"
One awkward selfie with Carrie before I was homebound
My purse was five grand lighter, but my Twitter safe and sound

A pardon I was granted, my old account set free
No more to fear the Indians on my unlocked IG
Forgiven by Yids' love of gold, a love that will remain
I lost my blue checkmark the day the janny called my name
 
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grapeshark77 said:
This tweet is funny alone, but everything I've heard about this specific Star Wars show is that it's just more of the same product that Disney+ churns out and you can really tell. They even said they were putting more money into their parks because the streaming shows aren't working.

Also check out the engagement, 17 whole likes!

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Unsurprisingly the fat faggot wants his cake flavored goy slop and eat it too.

No your children's show is not deep.
 
I guess Pat is too busy prepping Thikki Nikki to receive more sauerkraut nigger farts than to child people on Twitter.
 
I'm hoping this goes viral because he read the tweet wrong - the HOSPITAL closed the ward and the OBGYNs went to another state. There are many other ones in the state of Idaho. It would be big national news if an entire state didn't have a single OBGYN.

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AnOminous said:
Did Fatty actually make this? I owe it to years of gore that I didn't just vomit immediately upon looking at this, but that is not a beef Wellington, that is a beef Illington.
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Imagine you're invited to Christmas dinner and this 'heavenly' food gets put down in front of you, not enough alcohol in the world.
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Associate Rick said:
Imagine you're invited to Christmas dinner and this 'heavenly' food gets put down in front of you, not enough alcohol in the world.
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It literally looks like a giant turd.

Incidentally, Cowboy Kent's version shows what this dish should actually look like, and it isn't like a giant goddamn turd.
Also I generally recommend Cowboy Kent's recipes as a palate cleanser to cope with being exposed to vile food crimes against humanity like Jack Scalfani and Fat Rick commit.
 
grapeshark77 said:
I'm hoping this goes viral because he read the tweet wrong - the HOSPITAL closed the ward and the OBGYNs went to another state. There are many other ones in the state of Idaho. It would be big national news if an entire state didn't have a single OBGYN.

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Jesus christ i cant even joke about how fat he is or how much a faggot he is or how big his bitch tits are or how many schvoogies tooted in his wife's cooter today.

This is just objectively fucking retarded
 
At least this time he didn't bring up his not daughter like he usually does with abortion arguments which makes it a lot less gross to read. He's still fucking fat though.
 
Maude Snew said:
At least this time he didn't bring up his not daughter like he usually does with abortion arguments which makes it a lot less gross to read. He's still fucking fat though.
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Ya know given everything about him it legit would not surprise me if fatrick divorced his first wife and abandoned his daughter (after threatening to kill them ofcourse) because he really wanted her to abort so he could brag about it on twitter and use as a proverbial "check-mate" in general internet arguments

Obviously the case is far simpler, as he is just a narcissistic fat faggot (with bitch tits) whose only interests are oinking for attention on social media and consooming the latest product so he can oink about it on social media
 
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grapeshark77 said:
I'm hoping this goes viral because he read the tweet wrong - the HOSPITAL closed the ward and the OBGYNs went to another state. There are many other ones in the state of Idaho. It would be big national news if an entire state didn't have a single OBGYN.

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The mental gymnastics here are so insane I can't even begin to put them into words. Don't read the replies, they are dumber than him
 
Laquisha Guntermensch said:
It's Halloween season in Milwaukee. Lots of pumpkin headed men ducking through the alleys to escape their crimes.
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I wonder how Rick would do if someone implied he was a superior version of something they are/aspire to be. Like, he has to gas himself up at any opportunity, right? And he's bound and determined to be contrary no matter how fucking retarded it makes him sound.

This gives me an idea. Let's say someone Xeets at him something like, "Patrick, I always thought I was the one man on Xitter that looked and acted the most like a fat, gay baby. But you have me clearly beat in both ways! You're such a natural talent at it! No wonder you're such a best-selling author."
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Imagine you're invited to Christmas dinner and this 'heavenly' food gets put down in front of you, not enough alcohol in the world.
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This looks like the culinary version of an abortion at 9 months gestation. Fucking hell.
 
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