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Gonard said:
I bet chris rarely shits and, when he does, it's caused by eating something disgusting and having his body reject it... or when he evacuates his own bowls out of stress.
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Judging by the awkward shape and size of his head that's probably where all the backed-up feces ends up.
 
CatParty said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGgv35otw
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I bet he still thinks Sam & Ella are real people, they're probably the ones that laughed at him and caused the taint.
You never become desensitized to Chris' special brand of ugly.
zap2theextreme said:
Who does the grocery shopping? Do they even have a working fridge? Does anyone do any cooking that isn't putting a plastic tray into the microwave? Does Chris honestly only eat fastfood for 3 meals every day of the week?
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Chris' stomach does the grocery shopping, and I do not doubt for a minute that Chris eats fast food 3X a day and then goes to grocery store when he is low on funds. Of course, he just waddles to anything that's cheap and frozen while he is on his Vita while mumbling at attracive women under his breath about how unfair they are for not noticing an undiscovered treasure.
 
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Somewhat relevant, Chris has recently 'liked' a Subliminal Hypnosis video called 'Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment Meditation Binaural Subliminal Frequencies'.


So he may have actually been told he has high blood pressure. Or he's just watching it because he watches loads of them.

A hypnosis video claiming to reduce blood pressure is actually pretty fucked up because some people may use it instead of making the effort to follow important medical advice. Hopefully he's been made aware of more legitimate action he can take.
 
I thought Chris's bowel problems were common knowledge, after all no shit is too minor.
 
HumanBeanbag said:
Somewhat relevant, Chris has recently 'liked' a Subliminal Hypnosis video called 'Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment Meditation Binaural Subliminal Frequencies'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nwi04ESfJoU

So he may have actually been told he has high blood pressure. Or he's just watching it because he watches loads of them.

A hypnosis video claiming to reduce blood pressure is actually pretty fucked up because some people may use it instead of making the effort to follow important medical advice. Hopefully he's been made aware of more legitimate action he can take.
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Yeah, I posted about it another thread. Hypertension is the first disorder to creep up when you are obese and sedintary, followed by bowel problems and then full blown diabetes. Chris is probably insulin resistant.

VortekPMD said:
Chris is on Lipitor for cholesterol issues, but the only thing that is diet for Chris is Pepsi.
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He may be on it, but it will not work as well unless he is dieting and exercising.
 
Darndirty said:
I'll give Chris credit on one thing in thay picture his legs look smooth as shit, I've never seen him do a good job at anything ...well played pristine well played
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I get the impression Chris has just enough testosterone to have baldness and chubby boy face, but not quite enough to get the gorilla body.

He probably doesn't have to work very hard to shave his legs. Actually, since Chris is incapable of working hard, that conclusion kind of reverse engineers itself.

Also. Obvious nylons are obvious.
 
Crass_and_Champ said:
I think the big difference is that CWC has been known to stuff himself regularly. Bob ate at Burger King, yeah, but for all we know he would get a plain ol' hamburger while Pristine Christine chowed down a double whopper (hold the pickles) and a 32-ounce sugary drink.
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That and the fact that Bob was an old southern boy, he probably grew up with more of an active/outdoor lifestyle. He served in the military where they would have fitness standards. He didn't lay around on his ass playing with toys for the first 35 years of his life. He probably took a lot better care of himself when he was younger. I think he was even gardening etc before he really declined. Chris bitched about pulling weeds and kicking the riding lawnmower one time. Chris's body at 35 is probably what Bob's was at 65, or even worse due to Chris's obesity.
 
Is the obese nature of both Barb and Chris attributed at all to the quantity of food consumed? It is a given that both of them are subsisting on food that I wouldn't feed to rats, and their level of exercise is next to non-existent. Yet I've come to wonder if they aren't stuffing their fat-fuck faces like hogs at a trough as well.

Dental health and their girth aside, maybe their financial burdens would lessen considerably without blowing such amounts of shekels at the local fast-food franchises.
 
Taily Puff said:
I get the impression Chris has just enough testosterone to have baldness and chubby boy face, but not quite enough to get the gorilla body.

He probably doesn't have to work very hard to shave his legs. Actually, since Chris is incapable of working hard, that conclusion kind of reverse engineers itself.

Also. Obvious nylons are obvious.
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Have you seen Photos of Chris pre-Tomgirl, he has tons of chest hair, arm hair, and thigh hair. He has a very masculine forehead even for normal genetic males his age and he is rarely seen without stubble. Chris has enough testosterone to store copious amounts of semen in his freezer (semen and sperm production are dependent on testosterone), and Chris is losing his hair at an alarming rate as well. The reason he has no muscle tone is because of his hypotonia and sedentary lifestyle. Chris even went from a fresh baby-faced looking young adult to practically looking like a cave-man hillbilly hybrid within just a few years. Chris has plenty of testosterone to match his autism and lack of common sense. You might even say he is an extreme male with a child's brain.
 
Don't forget that in addition to junk food and soda, Chris is also consuming those nebulous 'female hormone' pills. Probably just a placebo, but could also be negatively affecting him.
 
CatParty said:
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chris has rail thin legs and arms sticking out from an pear shaped body
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-01/uoc--uds011013.php
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now that is fascinating although sir mix a lot would be pretty sad to hear that.

zap2theextreme said:
Who does the grocery shopping? Do they even have a working fridge? Does anyone do any cooking that isn't putting a plastic tray into the microwave? Does Chris honestly only eat fastfood for 3 meals every day of the week?
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ohh they have a fridge alright, converted into a biohazard
 
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Taily Puff said:
Nah.

Robin Williams had tons of hair. Chris is baseline male on his best day.
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Darndirty said:
And we're robbed of him and left with people like terra jones and adf where's the justice
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Chris' most masculine features are his hairline, forehead, and face. You really cannot get a masculine face like that with low testosterone. This is part of the reason why Chris trooned out in the first place, everyone's insistence on Chris being a failure as a male; technically they're only half right. Chris is a failure as male socially, but not physically. (hypotonia excluded because it can affect both genders)
 
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