💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Broadside said:
Yeah the image formatting is gay and duplicated but I'm only doing exactly what Josh said to do with images and I'm sick of getting whined at over it
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You've had it explained to you more than once. If you are pasting an image in to the reply, backspace to delete the displayed image and then insert the thumbnail version.
 
Maude Snew said:
He often contradicts himself within the same xeet chain, and even without that nothing he says is the win he thinks it is. #DLTIW
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You fail to see the bigger picture, child. His entire life is one of self-sabotage because he knows nobody could be a bigger idiot than him (in all the ways). All this time he's just being a good boy, doing what mama said.
Broadside said:
Gather round Kiwis, we're about to witness the birth of a brand new Patposter...
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Yeah the image formatting is gay and duplicated but I'm only doing exactly what Josh said to do with images and I'm sick of getting whined at over it
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This guy looks like another insufferable faggot, and even he immediately despised F@tty. Goddamn.

teriyakiburns said:
You've had it explained to you more than once. If you are pasting an image in to the reply, backspace to delete the displayed image and then insert the thumbnail version.
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He's actually had it explained many thousands of times. I guess he won't stop with his felony Null annoying and will thus enjoy prison (making Patrick very jealous he gets to be around all that free gay sex and nigger farts).
 
Oxyjen said:
I can’t see the name “Benson” without a mental image of this character appearing. It is somehow appropriate.
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This is what I think of when I see the name Benson.

They used to be the most popular English brand, but I am guessing not any more, because vaping.
 

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Dean Pentel said:
You fail to see the bigger picture, child.
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No we saw the bigger picture he was in and the cropped version that cut him out while leaving lots of empty space on the other side. Seems weird that Niki is so fucking retarded when her family is very deliberate and savage. Must be all the medication she's on.
 
Spunt said:
My understanding of a "carport" is that it's a roof or awning over an area of hard standing where you put your car - keeps the rain off but not a proper garage. Pat's "carport" doesn't have a roof, however, so it's just a driveway.

Still, once Quasi is done, Pat's Rustang isn't going to be the only thing without a roof over its head.
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This. You see it a lot in places with clement weather where the occasional rain is the most you're dealing with, not too uncommon in older construction in the warmer parts California for example.

The funniest headcanon on the carport Tomlinson is that it collapsed with perfect comedic timing while they were doing a post-closing tour and let the back door close a little too hard.
Personally I don't think he ever had one though, because I'm 90% sure you don't build fucking carports in places that routinely get MORE THAN A FOOT OF SNOW IN THE WINTER, since if the snow can just drift in from the sides and still immobilize your car it's worse than useless.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
This. You see it a lot in places with clement weather where the occasional rain is the most you're dealing with, not too uncommon in older construction in the warmer parts California for example.

The funniest headcanon on the carport Tomlinson is that it collapsed with perfect comedic timing while they were doing a post-closing tour and let the back door close a little too hard.
Personally I don't think he ever had one though, because I'm 90% sure you don't build fucking carports in places that routinely get MORE THAN A FOOT OF SNOW IN THE WINTER, since if the snow can just drift in from the sides and still immobilize your car it's worse than useless.
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Perhaps the stupid prick put up a marquee, the sort that is just basically a tent roof on poles, and it blew away.

Fat being Fat, it’s still there in his mind and any one contracting that is just a stalker child making up criminally obsessed delusions.
 
Broadside said:
Yeah the image formatting is gay and duplicated but I'm only doing exactly what Josh said to do with images and I'm sick of getting whined at over it
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Nah, nobody has told you to duplicate any images. Just attach file, and then insert thumbnail. No duplicates.
 
If you want to absolutely dominate trivia night at Hooli's: fellow extremely juvenile humor enjoyer Maynard James Keenan of Tool, A Perfect Circle and Pussy Fur Puscifer fame has used "Harry Merkin" as an alias and/or music publisher. Pardon the image for ants because I'm not digging through boxes of CDs and scanning my copy of V is for Vagina right now.
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Mordecai and Rigby Patrick and Nikki you better set up those chairs pay Quasi or you're fired gonna be at risk of contempt !!!

Five minutes later:
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FinnSven said:
This is what I think of when I see the name Benson.

They used to be the most popular English brand, but I am guessing not any more, because vaping.
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They're very much still a thing, used to smoke benson silvers. Though not you'd be able to tell with all the packs being the same dogshit dark green
 
Johnny Doxville said:
They're very much still a thing, used to smoke benson silvers. Though not you'd be able to tell with all the packs being the same dogshit dark green
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Luckies became and remained my brand, till I gave up.

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Fat probably never smoked. He should though.

It will either slim him down or hasten heart failure.
 
Knowing how Pat thirsts after the tranny's I wouldn't be surprised if he wrapped his lips around a "fag" but, it wouldn't be anything a tobacco company made.


I never understood cigarettes, I have ingested quite a few drugs over the years from coke to fentanyl but, never got anything from nicotine, I take a deep drag off a vape and feel literally nothing.

His brother sounds like he was on the right path, at least in highschool, sounds like he was the "good one". I am very opposed to harassing lolcow-adjacent people however, does anyone know if his brother has his shit together? I'm sure that would get under fatricks skin deep if someone mentioned in twitter his brother was more successful than him.
 
Troon_Patrol said:
I'm sure that would get under fatricks skin deep if someone mentioned in twitter his brother was more successful than him.
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There are examples of just such tweets documented in this thread, I’m pretty sure.

Matter of fact, the totally legit real Kyle T is on Twitter as well! You can often find him in Pat’s mentions admonishing or apologizing for his brother’s antics.
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Tangentially related but since we make fun of Rick for Norm/11: It's funny that Jersh deleted that 'everyone should die' Norm clip on MATI and then a day or so later the entire site shits itself and explodes. That's an omen if you ask me.
 
Oxyjen said:
I can’t see the name “Benson” without a mental image of this character appearing. It is somehow appropriate.
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The difference between Benson Dunwoody and Patrick is that, even if you like Mordecai and Rigby, you have to admit Benson's rage was justified 80% of the time. Oh, and he also has a real job.

And Patrick's Benson character sounds like an apathetic "chosen one" shitbag whereas RS Benson actually gives a shit about things and knows how to have fun. A fucking gumball machine is more human than Patrick's character.
 
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