💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Grift Garrison said:
Shane had to time travel back to 2002. He wasn’t long for this timeline. We were just lucky enough to experience a Geocities site in human form for the brief time he was around.
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i miss him so much, Grift. Every day i try and find shitty webcomics to try and keep the spark of him alive
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They only have but a fraction of his power. But sometimes they make me feel like hes still here, superhacking us and using more cry-laughing emojis than the entirety of black twitter. I'm hoping that one day that he can return
 
Fag Albert said:
i miss him so much, Grift. Every day i try and find shitty webcomics to try and keep the spark of him alive
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They only have but a fraction of his power. But sometimes they make me feel like hes still here, superhacking us and using more cry-laughing emojis than the entirety of black twitter. I'm hoping that one day that he can return
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Finally, a weapon shitty comic to surpass Metal Gear Ctrl+Alt+Del.
 
Fag Albert said:
i miss him so much, Grift. Every day i try and find shitty webcomics to try and keep the spark of him alive
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They only have but a fraction of his power. But sometimes they make me feel like hes still here, superhacking us and using more cry-laughing emojis than the entirety of black twitter. I'm hoping that one day that he can return
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The whole thread has become a meme
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Fag Albert said:
i miss him so much, Grift. Every day i try and find shitty webcomics to try and keep the spark of him alive
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They only have but a fraction of his power. But sometimes they make me feel like hes still here, superhacking us and using more cry-laughing emojis than the entirety of black twitter. I'm hoping that one day that he can return
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It's not about the Shane Nokes in your thread, it's about the Shane Nokes in your heart. Never forget.
 
Shane finally went to the dentist and due to the extensive surgery to fix the monstrosity that is his mouth, he decided to take time off to take pain pills and recover.
 
I’ve checked the gaming sites he used to infest, and no luck there either. Maybe large pumpkin prostitute woman really did sit on his face?
 
Fag Albert said:
They only have but a fraction of his power. But sometimes they make me feel like hes still here, superhacking us and using more cry-laughing emojis than the entirety of black twitter. I'm hoping that one day that he can return
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Don't worry guys. Daddy cum cannon will come back. I just know it. He's just biding his and preparing to strike. Any day now. Get ready for that knock. Shane's about to hack the planet!
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
Don't worry guys. Daddy cum cannon will come back. I just know it. He's just biding his and preparing to strike. Any day now. Get ready for that knock. Shane's about to hack the planet!
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Well he is more likely to appear back online somewhere before Spoony ever makes a new video so it's a good bet to take.
 
Shane has uploaded himself to the internet with sheer hacking skills and has achieved true apotheosis. The Sour Strawberries will never get close to his level, he hasn't just hacked the mainframe, he is the mainframe! He has become a ghost in the machine, travelling the intertubes at the speed of light, righting wrongs as the first digital superhero!

Or at least he would be had he not used a Windows 2000 server as a base of operations, now thanks to a corrupted File Allocation Table he has bluescreened and needs someone to turn him off and on again, which not even his desperate fat ho of a girlfriend is willing to do because her sugar baby money didn't come through this month.
 
Superhacker Shane Nokes killed 4 NVMe drives yesterday, nearly taking out the kiwi farms. I hate to see what he has in store next.
 
Fear not friends!
I'm currently rubbing pig lard on my gunt and chanting the ancient words "I worked at Microsoft", as the ancient Shane Summoning Spell dicates.
 
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