💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Markorian]

I read through the steak thread on OnA, and put a top hat on me, because I'm Mad at the Internet. The waiter should have stabbed him for ordering a filet mignon well done. Personally, the filet mignon is an overrated cut that people like pat flock to because it's expensive and has a fancy sounding name, I'd take a ribeye instead almost any day, but the one thing you can't beat a filet mignon on is tenderness. I've cooked filets so tender that I accidentally was cutting them with the wrong side of the knife and didn't even realize for a few moments, because it glided right through. May a coroner pronounce pat dead even though he's alive, because they couldn't get a pulse or heartbeat through the corpulent rolls of fat, and have him be cremated alive so that he might feel just an ounce of what he inflicted upon that steak.

 

[AGPinochet]

I don't think even Enjoying Prison would stop Pat Patposting tbh.
As long as people write to him his urge to have the last word would still be there, it would just mean that Xitter would be superceded by the US Postal Service as his method of childing the stalkers and correcTing the record.

"No Stalker Child, My Cellie Jamal has not made me his bitch, He has not made me give him the entirety of the $40 I receive in Commissary funds every month as I receive $140 monthly because I am a successful author. He has not stuck his Big Black Pepperoni Log in my Prison Wallet. He does not use my nonexistent fat folds to hide contraband. He has not used me as a living canvas for tattoo designs. I have not been shanked 3 seperate times by the Gangster Disciples, Aryan Brotherhood and Mexican Mafia. I was not sent to the hole for Childing the guards. Never Dropped the Soap, Never Will.
Wait for the Knock, Enjoy Prison."

 

[the despicable internet]

None of those people have had a 10th of the year as Fatrick.

He had his debt domesticated and Christmas Carnage released on JANUARY 6TH. He has been unhinged ever since. The press tour, the introduction of Snacky Jackie & Shane Noakes, the Pro Se filing, releasing footage of him sperging at the cops, etc. Our guy is on an all time run this year; it would take something unfathomable for him to let cow of the year slip through his trotters.

That dude’s thread was made what less than a month ago? I’ll admit he’s got the consistency down but Patrick has had WAY more funny shit happen this year.

Oh I think Fatrick deserves it more than BMJ does, not even a question, but BMJ occupies the chat non-stop at the moment and the juice emoji is everywhere so I think others might not agree.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Pat has had a hell of a year.
Theres no one even close to Pat so far, and with only a few months to go I think he's got 2023 under his belt.
Like you said, it would take something spectacular to outshine Man of Pig this late in the game.

Ricky always finds a way to lose. He can't even win the biggest loser contest, that's how big of a loser he is. He's also so odious that the rest of the site hates him and us by association; there aren't a lot of casual Pat Appreciators so I don't think he'd ever be able to get the votes.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Apologies if already posted, but I enjoyed this video from the other forum (although I’m sure I missed some of the references):

Thread 'Owen A. Forms Presents: Dan Mullen vs. Patrick Tomlinson'
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/owen-a-forms-presents-dan-mullen-vs-patrick-tomlinson.43014/

 

[Pickle Built]

He's also so odious that the rest of the site hates him and us by association

they're just too sad to vote seeing our green eggs n ham lose all of its' green

 

[An automatic clown]

He actually believes homeless people will clean themselves up if you just house them.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Am i the only one who has been having erotic dreams involving Patrick lately?

I mean, the tought that he may be divorcing soon does open the opportunity to have a first hand experience of how strange must be waking up next to Pat, as his greasy belly button rubs of your back in a hot and humid early milwaukee morning, as he gently rubs his badly chaven chin against your nape and whispers

"worry not, child, i shall protect you from any stalkers who want to steal you from me"

i mean i can't be the only one curious about how to respond to a situation like that, right?

 

[JJLiautaud]

Ricky always finds a way to lose. He can't even win the biggest loser contest, that's how big of a loser he is. He's also so odious that the rest of the site hates him and us by association; there aren't a lot of casual Pat Appreciators so I don't think he'd ever be able to get the votes.

dont worry we'll get our pig a blue ribbon some how.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Am i the only one who has been having erotic dreams involving Patrick lately?

I mean, the tought that he may be divorcing soon does open the opportunity to have a first hand experience of how strange must be waking up next to Pat, as his greasy belly button rubs of your back in a hot and humid early milwaukee morning, as he gently rubs his badly chaven chin against your nape and whispers

"worry not, child, i shall protect you from any stalkers who want to steal you from me"

i mean i can't be the only one curious about how to respond to a situation like that, right?

Wrong as always atalker child. Your delusional and quite horrifying dreams are inaccurate to the real fatrick. You have been instructed to stop posting on this board, many thousands of times, doing so constitutes felony posting harassment.

In all seriousness though, he'd atalker child his wife every morning. His first one cheated on him and divorced his ass, and the discussion around Nikki looking miserable and shit being dragged into interviews in his gay media tours tells me she's miserable with Fatrick. I can only speculate though but he probably believes he's a tough guy because he could bully his ex wife and current wife.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

He actually believes homeless people will clean themselves up if you just house them. View attachment 5340741

It's not like there are a bunch of news reports recently that California is shelling out millions to hotels they housed the homeless in because they absolutely wrecked the place.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He actually believes homeless people will clean themselves up if you just house them. View attachment 5340741

What an absolutely retarded thing to say. You would have to have gotten through high school with a 1.2 GPA to believe something that dumb

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

You're gonna carry pay that weight debt.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Am i the only one who has been having erotic dreams involving Patrick lately?

I mean, the tought that he may be divorcing soon does open the opportunity to have a first hand experience of how strange must be waking up next to Pat, as his greasy belly button rubs of your back in a hot and humid early milwaukee morning, as he gently rubs his badly chaven chin against your nape and whispers

"worry not, child, i shall protect you from any stalkers who want to steal you from me"

i mean i can't be the only one curious about how to respond to a situation like that, right?

Jesus Christ dude

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

That dude’s thread was made what less than a month ago? I’ll admit he’s got the consistency down but Patrick has had WAY more funny shit happen this year.

This year off the top of my head:

1. Patrick's mugshot is found​

2. We got the full police report​

3. He PAID QUASI (Part 1)​

4. Contempt of court hearing​

6. His recent pro se court doc with printed screenshots​

7. Fought Mark Pellegrino on Xeeter​

8. Spawned 2 new cows: Jax and Shane​

9. Pat's lawyer space zoom background​

10. Ukrainian paint balloons Xeet gets shared to the "Delusional Takes" Xeeter account​

11. Got another author to become a bestseller​

12. Takes A Christmas Carnage off Amazon​

13. Torswats bullshit​

Again that's just off the top of my head. Bossmanjack is just that gambling addict, right? It's not even close.

 

[RussianParasite]

It's not like there are a bunch of news reports recently that California is shelling out millions to hotels they housed the homeless in because they absolutely wrecked the place.

He’s so out of touch with reality. Hey Pat, how about the state rents out half of your hovel to a homeless person and see how that goes, you fat fuck? Most homeless people are worthless bums that ruin things for everyone else. I say mean and racist things on this site, but I don’t actually hate people for their skin color or things like that. However, I FUCKING HATE piece of shit losers shitting up society and I hate the people that have turned a blind eye to it for decades. I like to think I’d defend the rights of others, but if those people were rounded up by the government and sent somewhere I wouldn’t even ask what’s going on. They have all the services in the world in most western countries but none of them care to get better. THD.

Anyway, this all to say that Patrick is a retard. Gimme hats idgaf.

 

[internet friend]

Note how pat always looks around when he does a "normal" thing. He's constantly checking that he is indeed fitting in among the rest of the humans, Zuckerberg style. The guy is a hollow-shelled sociopath.

"STALKERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in the neighbourhood before. There could be STALKERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his fat bitch tits. "I ATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Meats are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90 gimmick whiskey circulated through his cholesterol ridden veins and washes away his (unmerited) fear of stalkers after dark. "With a Rustang, you can barely go anywhere you want" he to himself, out loud.

 

[Pickle Built]

dont worry we'll get our pig a blue ribbon some how

He has a very nice one that he wore all the time, but I haven't seen it lately? I wonder where it went?

 

[FinnSven]

Would Fat cheat on Niki?

Assuming he manages to find an insane chubby chaser woman with severe mental illnesses.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Would Fat cheat on Niki?

I don't think any other women would appreciate Fatrick's pick up line.

"Excuse me ma'am. You look really pretty. Would you like to get a motel and have me watch black men fart into your vagina?"