🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Flaming Dumpster said:
Plinko has gotta take the cake for the dumbest game on that site
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Now that was a winning collection of clips, thanks fren! That Plinko game really got me thinking, it's just so obvious that Lossman has no concept of probability and expected outcomes. Assuming a fair game (lol), with 16 rows the two big jackpots each have a 1-in-65536 chance to hit, but the payout is only in the low thousands. And I don't think he understands that the ball can't get back into a big-winner track once it falls out.

Since I can model this game easily (unlike card games), I went ahead and did a quick simulation autism in Excel using RAND.

Using one of the Plinko games from templeofgames.com with similar payouts to the one Austin is playing, I came up with this:

Slot ## Chances% ChanceWin AmtExpected
010.0015%3843.300.0586
1160.0244%238.900.0583
21200.1831%32.000.0586
35600.8545%6.800.0581
418202.7771%2.100.0583
543686.6650%0.900.0600
6800812.2192%0.500.0611
71144017.4561%0.300.0524
81287019.6381%0.300.0589
91144017.4561%0.300.0524
10800812.2192%0.500.0611
1143686.6650%0.900.0600
1218202.7771%2.100.0583
135600.8545%6.800.0581
141200.1831%32.000.0586
15160.0244%238.900.0583
1610.0015%3843.300.0586
Total:0.9898

The expected outcome is to win back 0.9898 per 1.0000 bet, so a house edge of ~1.02%. I ran a bunch of sequential simulations, starting with $100 and $1 per play. A few did actually win - one even hit the biggest jackpot - but the majority was just a string of losses with an occasional pop of $2 or $6. Most of the time you run out of money after 200-300 rounds:

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Come to think of it, that graph is basically "The Bossman Experience" no matter which game he plays.

TLDR: his money would last longer just feeding it into a paper shredder $1 at a time. 💸
 
Autistic Joe said:
Since I can model this game easily (unlike card games), I went ahead and did a quick simulation autism in Excel using RAND.
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Come for the highs and lows of Bossman, stay for the mathematical breakdown of gambling probability.
 
Chat voted for RIP City and he's currently losing it all.
 
Andoxico said:
He's making a lot of calls tonight, wonder what's going on. Also, I'm curious to look up his crypto addys on the blockchain to see all the transactions
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he also left twice to "make a coffee" and came back within 15 seconds with no cup and goes "that was energizing". okay, bro.
 
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