💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Is Jack's good arm now so fucking bad that he's wearing that lanyard to help hold up the phone?
On a related piece of advice, always give an alcoholic his grain and niggers their crack, because otherwise they feel sad.
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Updated Grill List:
Not included: The stupid pizza oven he bought. I'm not sure if that counts as a grill or not, but I can add it.
I love the fact he's already shitting up Jr's patio with his grill hoard already. Tammy had to put this piece of shit thing together and when she was done, immediately cook REAL MEAT for Jack to eat. I mean I've heard of couples "bringing home the bacon" and the other partner "frying it in the pan" but Hammy LIDERULLY does both. How has she not murdered him in his sleep yet? The love bombing when she was putting the PULL PORKS on the smoker was nauseating. Please kill him.
ALOTTA YOU GUIZE SAY HOPE IS ALWAYS IN HER HARNESS.... he goes on to say that she goes and seeks out the harness and begs to be put in it. Yeah no shit, she's been in it since they got her (wasn't it a few weeks earlier than most normal breeders let go puppies at as well), its the only fucking thing she knows. It's the equivalent of a lovey or security blanket for an abused child. It's the only thing she finds comfort in because these two lazy fat fucks do not know how to train this pure BREAD beagle.
| # | Name | Type | Year | Kitchen Era |
| 1 | Santa Maria BBQ | Charcoal | 2010 | Green Cali Kitchen |
| 2 | Amana AM30LP-P | Gas | 2012 | Green Cali Kitchen |
| 3 | Weber Genesis 330 | Gas | 2013 | Green Cali Kitchen |
| 4 | Traeger Texas Grill | Smoker | 2014 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 5 | Portable Traeger Grill | Smoker | 2015 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 6 | Orion Cooker | Convection/Steam/Smoke | 2015 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 7 | Grilla Grills Silverbac | Smoker | 2016 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 8 | Char-Grillers AKORN Kamado | Charcoal | 2017 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 9 | Vision Grill Kamado | Charcoal | 2017 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 10 | Char-Grillers Texas Trio | Gas & Charcoal | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 11 | Member's Mark Kettle Grill | Charcoal | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 12 | Weber Master Touch Kettle Grill | Charcoal | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 13 | George Foreman Indoor/Outdoor Grill | Electric | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 14 | Z Grills (no model specifed) | Smoker | 2018 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 15 | Masterbuilt Electric Smoker Sam's Club Exclusive | Electric Smoker | 2019 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 16 | Pit Boss Copperhead 5 Series | Smoker | 2019 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 17 | Blackstone Griddle w/ stand | Gas Griddle | 2019 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 18 | Camp Chef Woodwind Smoker | Smoker | 2020 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 19 | Campfire Grill - MMM USA | Campfire Grill | 2021 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 20 | Asmoke Portable Smoker Review - FATHER'S DAY GIFT | Smoker | 2021 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 21 | ZGrill Smoker Blind Box (ZPG-550C Model) | Smoker | 2021 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 22 | Orion Bullet Smoker | Smoker | 2022 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 23 | London Sunshine 13" Kamodo BBQ Grill | Charcoal Grill | 2022 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 24 | Monument 6 Burner Grill With Clearview Window | Gas Grill | 2022 | Tennessee Kitchen |
| 25 | Brisk It Origin-580 Smart Grill | Smoker | 2023 | Thomas Ct |
Not included: The stupid pizza oven he bought. I'm not sure if that counts as a grill or not, but I can add it.
I love the fact he's already shitting up Jr's patio with his grill hoard already. Tammy had to put this piece of shit thing together and when she was done, immediately cook REAL MEAT for Jack to eat. I mean I've heard of couples "bringing home the bacon" and the other partner "frying it in the pan" but Hammy LIDERULLY does both. How has she not murdered him in his sleep yet? The love bombing when she was putting the PULL PORKS on the smoker was nauseating. Please kill him.
ALOTTA YOU GUIZE SAY HOPE IS ALWAYS IN HER HARNESS.... he goes on to say that she goes and seeks out the harness and begs to be put in it. Yeah no shit, she's been in it since they got her (wasn't it a few weeks earlier than most normal breeders let go puppies at as well), its the only fucking thing she knows. It's the equivalent of a lovey or security blanket for an abused child. It's the only thing she finds comfort in because these two lazy fat fucks do not know how to train this pure BREAD beagle.
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Sorry for the double post, but WOW some blatant digs directed at Rob Milanowski here!
He goes out of his way to call pork butt “pulpork,” and he deliberately cooked his pork butt FATSIDE UP and added that “anyone who cooks FATSIDE DOWN doesn’t know what they’re talking about (which Rob endorses).
Also, note the jangly, happy guitar-music interlude where he shows closeup shots of the meat. That seems an awful lot like an attempt to show he’s on par with other, more distinguished channels.
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5:11 LMAO Tammy has really had enough of Jack's shit.
I think the funniest part of this video is Jack whining about how the fat side of the pork butt always goes up, when the almost universal consensus online is that the fat should go down facing the heat source. Rob also trolled Jack about this in his latest video.
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Or up facing the heat source if the heat is coming from above. So it depends what you're cooking it with.
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I don't think anyone posted it yet but Jack is selling more high quality merch!
How chic! Also, doesn't Jack have a natural talent for creating catchy, funny slogans? What a kidder!
...okay I'm kinda stumped on this one; maybe it's some of that high-brow commentary humor Jack is well-known for that I'm too low IQ to get?
How chic! Also, doesn't Jack have a natural talent for creating catchy, funny slogans? What a kidder!
...okay I'm kinda stumped on this one; maybe it's some of that high-brow commentary humor Jack is well-known for that I'm too low IQ to get?
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Like, shit, you mean to tell me the cake which is itself a hyperpalatable mass of sugar and carbs ain't sweet enough so you have to cover it with even more sweet stuff?
PS:
Related to my American Chinese food ranting previously, let's face it, we all know this is an americanized "sushi" joint. I'm pretty sure the japs don't put tempura or cheese in their sushi, nor sweet chilli sauce or spicy mayo. It's just raw fish, rice and soy sauce.
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Phone posting is pissing me off. Sorry I can't quote anyone.
Regarding the smoker review. I guess I'm an elitist. I use fire and a thermometer. I cook with fire and meat gud. This AI app bullshit is retarded and you are retarded if you have to plug your grill or smoker in. Also, ribs should be cooked to 180, not 200. The fuck you trying to cook wildly different meats at once on the same unit when you have like 3 more in the background.
Regarding the pumpkin mug. Pumpkin spice bad boomer humor. Nothing's deep with Jack except his belly button.
Regarding the smoker review. I guess I'm an elitist. I use fire and a thermometer. I cook with fire and meat gud. This AI app bullshit is retarded and you are retarded if you have to plug your grill or smoker in. Also, ribs should be cooked to 180, not 200. The fuck you trying to cook wildly different meats at once on the same unit when you have like 3 more in the background.
Regarding the pumpkin mug. Pumpkin spice bad boomer humor. Nothing's deep with Jack except his belly button.
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Jack is declaring vendetta against the pumpkin spice season because he's the most basic and retarded of reactionaries and something that is popular (especially for women) is NOT WHAT HE'S INTO, GUYS.
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Why does Jack have a random dog in the video thumbnail?
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Indeed, which he hilariously manages to fail at since pumpkin spice doesn't have pumpkin in it. Of course anyone with a brain who knows anything about food would know this, but it's fatty we're talking about.
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Lmao, this Brisk-It video is great. It took a literal robot and Tammy doing all of the work, but Jack finally managed to properly cook some meat.
Also, lol at Jack saying "she's so good to me," in the most fake-nice tone ever and then immediately snapping at Tammy over retard shit.
Also, lol at Jack saying "she's so good to me," in the most fake-nice tone ever and then immediately snapping at Tammy over retard shit.
This fat retard faggot, omg. I'm glad he's slowly suffocating on the fluid obviously building up in his lungs. Poor doggo
That bothered me, too. Imagine being the man of the house and having your woman put together your grill. I started thinking "how about have your able-bodied adult son do this?" only for him to immediately show up in the next shot providing mild assistance. And Jack is so lacking in shame and self-awareness that he just sits there filming while making inane comments and then includes this in the final video.
It 's like why does he have a random cat in the thumbnail of the bootleg taco video, or why does he have a random black man in the thumbnail of that other video that I forget, or why does he use such goofy music for his intros? Jack's reasoning for these things is very mysterious, aside from the stroke-induced brain damage.
Lmao, amazing. I forgot about this! Had to watch it twice.
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Topologists on suicide watch. Slap this design on a Klein bottle and then you'd have yourself a joke.
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The Scalfati men are allergic to work and place the burden of labor on the first woman that will say "I do" to them. Its amazing how trash this family is and how their low work ethic and shitty behaviors pass down generations. At least with Jr being a wigger faggot the gene pool is closed.
I also find it funny with how much Jack loves "manly pursuits" that he cant be fucked to even assemble to build a grill let alone cook on one. Shows that even when living in bumfuck Tennessee Jack could never lose the taste of being a Californian Cock Gobbler.
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It just amazes me how these men who like to think of themselves as being traditional conservatives have this shit so backwards.
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Joey because he seems to be a good sport when people make fun of him.
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Reeeeeing over “birthday cake” flavor is as bad as Jack going on a month long autistic rage fit over “lab grown meat”