💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Ok so uh....to kinda encapsulate the true majesty of fatrick I have taken the liberty of putting a mere 10 minutes of his tweets in a single paragraph to give some indication as to his mental state.

Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. Lolcows do not exist, stalker. Only your sociopathy exists. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. You are not "protestors," stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. It should be dawning on you how fucked your entire cult is, stalker. No, stalker. You didn't. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. You aren't. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. You're not a "comedy forum." You are a clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalking cult, and you are going to prison. Enjoy. Had none, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. That's you again. No one on Earth cares about you, and never will. It's why you act out this way, and why you're going to prison. Enjoy. Took no L at all, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. You've already ruined your own life, stalker. Enjoy prison. Didn't "fall for" a thong, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. No, stalker. I really haven't. Because I'm not. That's you again. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Afraid of nothing at all, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I wasn't. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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Again.....this was just ten fucking minutes.
 
Opposite of a Winner said:
like I said initially, katana is very over rated.)
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While a bunch of us were being aspies on a forum over what swords are good, I studied the blade.
Uncle Buck said:
All the Pat-isms this nigga wrote about
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Don't forget that food literally jumps into his mouth. Every time he opens it to correcT the record or own a atalker child, he has to beware of highly processed, calorie dense snacks leaping into his gullet of their own accord. He has instructed the snacks, many thousands of times, to cease their felony binge eating enabling, but alas, they will now enjoy Sarlaccian prison.
 
Ok, here is the full hour of oinking in a single paragraph.

Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. Lolcows do not exist, stalker. Only your sociopathy exists. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. You are not "protestors," stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. It should be dawning on you how fucked your entire cult is, stalker. No, stalker. You didn't. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. You aren't. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. You're not a "comedy forum." You are a clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalking cult, and you are going to prison. Enjoy. Had none, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. That's you again. No one on Earth cares about you, and never will. It's why you act out this way, and why you're going to prison. Enjoy. Took no L at all, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. You've already ruined your own life, stalker. Enjoy prison. Didn't "fall for" a thong, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. No, stalker. I really haven't. Because I'm not. That's you again. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Afraid of nothing at all, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I wasn't. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. Already did, stalker. That's why Robert is in such big trouble. So are you, btw. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. They don't. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. We haven't. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. There was never a first one, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, Robert, I didn't. Enjoy prison. Yes, Robert. You are. Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, Robert. Enjoy prison. Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. Have no convictions for anything, Robert. You can't say the same, and soon, your sheet gets a whole lot longer. Enjoy prison. No, Robert Prongay Jr., I didn't. Enjoy prison. How can anyone be calling you if they don't have the correct name and number, Robert? We're not calling you, but you just told us our ID was correct. Enjoy prison. No, child. They didn't. You are Boomia, stalker. And you are Robert. Hildy isn't calling you, but if his ID was wrong, then no one would have your number. And yes, stalker. You have both committed, and confessed to many crimes. Enjoy prison. It's going to be fun playing the recordings of your voice at trial. If you have one, that is. Probably not. 90-95% of criminals like you plead out before then. Already did, stalker. That's why Robert is in such big trouble. So are you, btw. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. They don't. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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Really puts into perspective how unfathomably fucking derranged he is

Also how retarded he is

Also how fat he is

Also how much of a faggot he is

Also how much he has bitch tits
 
Pork Packer said:
AND HES BACK WITH A NEW HOUR OF RAW HOG RAGE
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Seems he is, as predicted, doubling down on the robert prongay shit harder than he doubled down on the autistic manatee aesthetic
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>Didn't "fall for" a thong, stalker

:story:

We just got a new "I don't fat"
Pork Packer said:
Ok so uh....to kinda encapsulate the true majesty of fatrick I have taken the liberty of putting a mere 10 minutes of his tweets in a single paragraph to give some indication as to his mental state.



Again.....this was just ten fucking minutes.
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Jesus Christ it's like Jack Torrance had a stroke.
JackTorrance.jpg
 
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The realization that Pat is the type of person who volunteers for those gay anti-Trump “Help, not hate” shit kinda makes me assume that the political situation in the US is probably worse than any of us know.

Jackie was involved in the Joe Biden campaign and I have to assume that Pat must hold her in high regard for this. He’s like the most detestable part of the political system. Just a brainless retard who will deny reality based upon what his betters say.
 
RussianParasite said:
Shhh baby infant child. Patrick has fallen for nothing at all.
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Technicality Tomlinson once again. He did, indeed, not fall for a thong. That was Sisqo, iirc.

And you'd think that Jackie, having been a miner at the shitposting coalface back in the day, would know that pr0n was used as a synonym for porn to get around word filters since the late 90s.
 
"We know your name now. Your life is already over, Porngay sTalker child" .
You mean exactly like Dan Mullen, whose identity is 100% confirmed and is still walking free?
 
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Shhh baby infant child. Patrick has fallen for nothing at all.
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He's arguing on social media with an account whose avatar is a much leaner, female version of himself. I...I don't even know what to say.
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He did, indeed, not fall for a thong. That was Sisqo, iirc.
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Some of us oldfags are funny.

Patrick is such a contrarian faggot that I think it would be funny to use AI to put his fat face and lispy voice in classic movie scenes.

Darth Vader: "The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
Patrick: "Those are just your delusions, child. I have always been the master. Enjoy prison."

Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Patrick: "Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. You and your cult are obsessed with me and have terrorized my family for years. Enjoy prison."
 
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James done did it said:
what the fuck is wrong with this wet brained pig? even chris chan hit a point where he was able to figure out there actually wasn't a super hot virgin who wanted to have sex with him behind the 13 year old boy voices. There is clearly some kind of op one of the rascals is running behind jackie or between jackie and patrick that is leading him to these absolutely retarded conclusions. But how the fuck has he not sniffed it out yet after the entire Josiah arc? It's fucking mindboggling.

What I'm trying to say is in addition to fat he's also dumber and also less educated than a clinical retard. But he's so narcissistic I guess he cannot learn from his mistakes because he can't believe he ever made them. No child, spending four hours on the phone with a troll revealing very inconvenient things about my life and finances was all part of a greater plan. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
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Chris is unironically smarter than both of them.

I base this on the fact that Chris can sometimes very rarely learn when he's being duped. Pat? Never, child.
 
Procrastinhater said:
>Didn't "fall for" a thong, stalker

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We just got a new "I don't fat"

Jesus Christ it's like Jack Torrance had a stroke.
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That gives me a really autistic idea for some nostalgic ditties Pat will be humming as he sits on the fart couch in the memory care facility 30 years from now, as the little black girls who escaped the clutches of his hooves empty his bedpan.

I give you, the Squealporquer's haunting new album, Everywhere at Last Call at Hoolie's.

Stage 1: "It's Just A Heartburn Memory"

🎵Neeeeeegro toooddlers/how fast you could outrun my waddles/
Your flesh was such a tasty snack to me/
I can't believe it's just a heartburn memory/
Ennnnnjoy priiiiison/how will I sell my books without my Twitter?/
I can't be happy without my booze/
Or else, I'll lose my moobs! 🎵
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Stage 2: "Lullaby of Hoolie's"

🎵Cradle me where Miller Lite/
Can get me zooted every night/
Sing me to sleep, Lullaby of Hoolie's
Liquid courage, all I need/
To flail and oink at MPD/
Sing me to sleep, Lullaby of Hoolies.

I'm tweeting all night, all night and all day/
With a terrorist named Robert Prongay/
"no child, no child, no child"/
Digging the hole that I'm always in/
Cuz I cannot let the idiots win"
No, little
baby child, I will not pay/
Wait, who the hell is Judge Sosnay?
sing me to sleep/Lullaby of Hoolies🎵
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Stage 3: "The Court Date of the Gay Fat Pig"
🎵It's a holiday, today's the court date of the Gay Fat Pig/
It's a jolly day, the Pigman's finally going to pay Quasi/
With Owen A, and Dan Mullen, and Big Dick Andy, flew into town/
from far and near, they're coming here/
Ribs are roasting!

All the stalker childs, a-from the wilds, with their felonies/
Brothermen and Kiwis have waited 'round for weeks and weeks/
shoo the blues, and shine your shoes, get out the booze, and spread the news/
That it's a holiday, today's the day/
That Patrick's gonna pay Quasi!

Heeeeere come the Pests now/
Look at 'em in their glasses/such funny little rascals/look at 'em as they laugh/
"ARREST THIS MAN, NOW!"

Heere come the lawyers,
Look, it's Mr. Jerry Jen,
Who saw your whole vacation,
It's time for you to pay!

Here's his honor, Judge Sosnay,
Who doesn't care what you will say,
He don't take no fat nonsense,
Quasi gets his recompense!

Heeeere comes the Patman/
Look at his big fat bitch tits, in a woman's suit that don't fit/
It's his day in court!

It's a holiday, today's the court date of the Gay Fat Pig/
It's a jolly day, the Pigman's finally going to pay Quasi/
With Owen A, and Dan Mullen, and Big Dick Andy, flew into town/
from far and near, they're coming here/
Ribs are roasting!
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Stage 4: Post-Payment Confusions


Jaaaaackie...Singh...please help....stalker...child...Mul..len...
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PROOOOOOOOONG
GAAYYYYYYYYYY
SHUT YOURfuckingfuckingmouth...
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Ok so uh....to kinda encapsulate the true majesty of fatrick I have taken the liberty of putting a mere 10 minutes of his tweets in a single paragraph to give some indication as to his mental state.



Again.....this was just ten fucking minutes.
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How does he live like this? This is every hour of every day. It's astounding. Just angrily oinking at the Internet all fucking day. I just don't understand why he does it. I know the answer is because he's fucking nuts. How does someone not have any interests besides whatever it is he's doing?

Jackie is the same way. They don't do anything except consome carbs and rage on the Internet. Just as examples within the Internet Tough Guy forum, Cyraxx plays racing games very poorly. Shane Nokes plays Xbox and gets sodomized with butter knives. I hate to use the tired phrase touch grass but Fat needs to do anything else.
 
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Pork Packer said:
Ok so uh....to kinda encapsulate the true majesty of fatrick I have taken the liberty of putting a mere 10 minutes of his tweets in a single paragraph to give some indication as to his mental state.



Again.....this was just ten fucking minutes.
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Pure art. Here's AI Pat and Dagoth S. Tomlinson to recite this masterpiece.
Edit: I added Patrick E. Dec for that schizo feel



 
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