💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Space Police
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God what an infantile tard rage. I'd feel sorry for her but she chose this fat fucking tub of shit.
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This retarded, juvenile fuck thought this would be a good thing to upload to his account for the whole world to see.
Rob makes a better piece of meat than Jack could ever hope to create in his life. Namedrops our man Pig again and also now openly mocks Jack on the fake meat angle, knowing Jack never gives a shit about looking at anything his friends do.
This piece of shit is unbefuckinglievable. The chair-straining blob of what used to be a adult man is gasping for breath with every sentence, and now his voice is unmistakably tinged with groaning notes of chronic pain, and he's using these precious moments of (barely fitting the concept) life in order to lecture us on fucking fast-food chicken nuggets. What an absolute goddamn waste of existence.
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You'd think with Jack being such a coin-e-sewer of fast food, he'd appreciate the difference between whole-meat chicken breast chunks and mechanically separated chicken fritters.
Apparently to him, if it's bite sized and vaguely chicken flavored, it's a nugget.
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But Jack, chicken nuggets have no bones in them. There is a good chance those are made of lab-grown meat. You could be ingesting the pink goo and not even know it.
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The nugget video is incredible.
>"I think these boneless chicken wings are just like nuggets, they just roll them in a bit of sauce and charge you extra for it. Let's find out."
>Cuts one of the wings and a mcdonald's nugget in half and puts them next to each other
>"Yeah, you can see how they're very different. Here's a close up camera shot so you can appreciate how completely different the cross-sections look. I was right they're just charging you extra for a bit of sauce. Stay smart, Jack Pack. Peace!"
Nigga WHAT
You know what, writing this I've had an epiphany: He says the actual meat boneless wings look "a little more natural", instead of just natural... it's because they're not basically raw, isn't it.
>"I think these boneless chicken wings are just like nuggets, they just roll them in a bit of sauce and charge you extra for it. Let's find out."
>Cuts one of the wings and a mcdonald's nugget in half and puts them next to each other
>"Yeah, you can see how they're very different. Here's a close up camera shot so you can appreciate how completely different the cross-sections look. I was right they're just charging you extra for a bit of sauce. Stay smart, Jack Pack. Peace!"
Nigga WHAT
You know what, writing this I've had an epiphany: He says the actual meat boneless wings look "a little more natural", instead of just natural... it's because they're not basically raw, isn't it.
He "borrowed" that recipe from his friend, and still managed to get it wrong. Instead of using the sauce she told him to, he substituted what he likes, because fuck her feelings. It's an ugly fat fuck recipe anyway, but he had to make substitutions to suit his desire.
I honestly feel that the Bourgon Burger saga is the definitive Jack video. Waddling through the rain to get his special (needs) buddy bacon!
One thing I will stand up for jack in this video is that the particular bit he was doing at the time (poorly) was drive-thru videos. Jack DOES have a phobia of the public, but he loves bossing around the workers at restaurants.
Astroturf campaign to boost flagging pork sales. There was nothing natural about it, but people really latched on to that fucking marketing campaign. Reminds me of how everyone adopted "Let's Go" after bud light injected that retardation directly into their brains through marketing.
More fuck up and do-right!
Fuck up buys chicken nuggies and compares them to boneless wings. One has sauce!
Do-right makes a follow up video to a "lazy man" recipe with how to do things when you put in the effort!
Another funny thing is he shows knowledge in technique, technology, and patience! All things that fuck up lacks!
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What in the holy God damn fuck is Jack getting so pissed about and trying to start a fight? Literally the only difference between boneless wings and nuggets are the shape the ground up chicken is mushed into.
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It’s been a long time since I actually watched a Jack video. The music at the start made me laugh so hard. Why the fuck does he play KK slider splatoon music?!
TheGuntinator
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Ever seen that trope in old kung fu movies where the master realizes his body is failing him, and must find a protege to pass all of his techniques onto before he dies of old age and they're lost forever? I think thats why we keep seeing all these weird, rushed releases from Jack.
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Is jack such a tard that he doesn't know that chicken nuggets are typically ground up chicken (cheaper) and sometimes mixed with other filler, while boneless buffalo wings are typically chopped up chicken breast meat? Yes, yes he is. Of course the former is going to be cheaper.
Lol only watched the first few seconds but loled at the shade to jack with "recipe roulette" and "lazy man's pulled pork"
EDIT: Loled at 1:40 with the "make sure you got a bone in it to make sure it's real meat. Those people are goofy"
Thefrogsaregay
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It's hard not to A-Log this fat useless fuck when he yells at his audience when everyone is telling him his intro volume is too loud. I know he is hard of hearing after his 8th stroke and the sound of his wobbling cheeks as he stuffs his fat face full of nuggets, but is it that hard to not be rude and just say you'll adjust the volume on the next video?
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I just realized that Rob is Jack's Liquid, like Liquid Chris was to Chris
THC-O-acetate
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A JOTG video comparing fast food chicken bits.
This is on the same level as those Mundane Matt videos of him going to Wal-Mart to compare DVD releases and prices.
I just want to point out that this grown ass man bought himself a fucking happy meal because it comes with a soda, even thought he could have just got 4 chicken nuggets off the damned value menu for a couple bucks just so he could compare them to sauced chicken nuggets from another fastfood joint? And he still spent $13 at the fucking mcdonalds anyway. Does he eat the damn toys in the box now too?
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>Let's look a the meat
>both items are somehow the most out of focus things
>no conclusion on his unstated thesis of what makes one a boneless wing vs a nugget
Okay? Thanks Jack.
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Ah memories. Now that I think about it, Jack and Jarbo are pretty similar. Jarbo kind of gave up on the youtube thing so he's a little more intelligent.
They even kind of look alike...