💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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John Andrews Stan said:
You can tell who has zero interactions with Jews outside of their progressive bubble: They’re the ones insisting that the ADL enjoys unanimous support among Jews and that the ADL can be used as a synonym for Jews.

It reminds me of this hilariously humiliating video in which Pat refers to all of his “friends” within distinct minority groups and how they’re all feeling (Pat knows!). Everyone’s his friend until he gets to Muslims, when he switches to “colleagues.”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zsa7SG75jiA
Dude who has no career or friends expects everyone to believe he has colleagues and minority friends. If you doubt that his IQ is sub-100, look no further than this video.
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Holy fuck, is that actually his channel? It's from 2011, so I guess so.

This video is amazing.
Not only is Fatrick so dumb that he combines tea and instant ramen, but he manages to dump the ramen flavor packet into the boiling water and barely escapes boiling his hoof while retrieving it. That's right. He's too fucking stupid to make instant ramen.
 
Your Favorite New Friend said:
Holy fuck, is that actually his channel? It's from 2011, so I guess so.

This video is amazing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qsAKu04hCRQNot only is Fatrick so dumb that he combines tea and instant ramen, but he manages to dump the ramen flavor packet into the boiling water and barely escapes boiling his hoof while retrieving it. That's right. He's too fucking stupid to make instant ramen.
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Jesus Christ why would anyone commit a culinary crime like that? And he fucking said to soak the ramen for 45 minutes, which, in the interim will just be mush.
 
Your Favorite New Friend said:
Holy fuck, is that actually his channel? It's from 2011, so I guess so.

This video is amazing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qsAKu04hCRQNot only is Fatrick so dumb that he combines tea and instant ramen, but he manages to dump the ramen flavor packet into the boiling water and barely escapes boiling his hoof while retrieving it. That's right. He's too fucking stupid to make instant ramen.
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This whole thing reeks of the kind of stuff that you and your idiot friends would get high and try in college. You're hungry and broke so you try to create something different just for variety's sake. While you might stumble upon a winner every now and then (dip fries in your frosty), its usually so bad you never talk about it again.

Except Patrick, he puts it on youtube. And for fuck's sake he uses that same retarded avatar there that he uses everywhere else.
 
Things Once Remembered said:
same retarded avatar there
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same retarded pose, but he actually looks less fat in his youtube avatar than the one on his shxitter. has to be a very old pic (or, you know, 'shopped) since he's got some facial hair and i'm not seeing any grays.

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kind of sucks looking at older, better photos of people who nowadays are incredibly repulsive, physically and mentally and within interactions with others. a few weeks ago i saw how iDubbbz looked in his heyday, before Anisa emasculated him, and i was taken aback. this photo of Fat Rick is much less arrogant and condescending than the black & white author photo he cherishes; doesn't even seem like the same person.
 
Vect said:
Oh, God, a meeting of minds. I'll say this for Pat - his work output is leagues ahead of this guy.

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This is such a fucking lie, the ADL would never meet with John for anything regarding "policy work" and while I won't contend that nobody with the ADL has ever met with John because they share the view that the state should suppress the speech of minorities it was probably some lowly staffer from the Boston office or something when John was at peak-Gamergate fame.

Oh, wait, I forgot that other thing the ADL has in common with John (and Rick), harassment campaigns against minorities (including Jews like Mandel) who criticize them:
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Your Favorite New Friend said:
He's too fucking stupid to make instant ramen.
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To be fair, I think it’s just a skit? It’s just falls flat because it doesn’t really have a punchline. The fact that he dropped the seasoning packet in there suggests he’s never touched instant ramen before.

OtherLastTrainHome said:
same retarded pose
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Putting your fingers on your face in a socially taxing situation (like having your photo taken) is a sign of discomfort, but it’s also an easy way to style oneself as an intellectual - I’ve seen several lawyers pull similar poses for their professional headshots, and it works until you see a row of black and white photos of older gentlemen awkwardly caressing various parts of their faces.

AnOminous said:
Somehow, in this big list, you missed Backpfeifengesicht.
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…I wouldn’t really say he has a punchable face? He just kind of looks like a lost pug?There’s a whole legion of smug goblin-nosed trannies trying to ruin stuff like Brianna Wu I’d feel far more compelled to schlag than Pat.
 
Vect said:
…I wouldn’t really say he has a punchable face? He just kind of looks like a lost pug?There’s a whole legion of smug goblin-nosed trannies trying to ruin stuff like Brianna Wu I’d feel far more compelled to schlag than Pat.
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For the first time ever about these "people":

I'd hit it. I'd hit all of it. Repeatedly. With friends.
 
Patrick don't you have a daughter? Wouldn't there be more productive uses of your time than livetweeting about a gay fucking starwars show?
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"Well choreographed, too. Faster, more agile katana against the slower, more stout, defensive broadsword which has to wait for an opportunity."
 
Incel Death Note said:
Patrick don't you have a daughter? Wouldn't there be more productive uses of your time than livetweeting about a gay fucking starwars show?
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I see where you're coming from, but consider the implication of Patrick spending time with his daughter. She fucks up, in his opinion, once - and into the grinder for a batch of "albinoroni".
 
Why would lightsabers have different weights to them outside of the hilt?

Professional "hard" science fiction writer.
 
Patrick's been tweeting (sorry, xitting) non-stop for 17 hours. :story: Childing stalkers and musing about the latest Star Wars slop with no sleep or rest.

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Whoa man, this shit is deep.
 
Things Once Remembered said:
And for fuck's sake he uses that same retarded avatar there that he uses everywhere else.
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I call that (and the other one) the "look at me I'm pointing at a fat retarded faggot" avatar.
Vect said:
…I wouldn’t really say he has a punchable face?
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Why the fuck not? Are you just saying you'd prefer to smash it with a tire iron? Why the fuck wouldn't you punch it?
 
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